Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 11hFor most people, it's not even satisfying to witness. We have decades of data from the families of victims who've watched executions and it's pretty clear. It's only sick fucks who watch this stuff and like it. 0120
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I can't believe they're making Carrie into a 3 season show. The book is 100pp long and there's already a perfect adaptation. 2110
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Exactly. Even the nastiest Republicans probably have buddies who are Democrats but you don't see them complimenting them on news programs. It's war, act like it. 020
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Republicans convinced everyone, even liberals, that Democrats were left wing lunatics just by saying it over and over and over. If Democrats were in lockstep with "Republicans are racist thugs" messaging it would work. 3195
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You don't have to do anything radical. Just take the stuff that's already on the books seriously. 080
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Every Democrat who wins one of these seats should immediately investigate their opponent and prosecute them for the inevitable fraud. 1193
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You can't copyright AI so Talerico should just use this exact slop for one of his mailers. 1121
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sharon Stone didn't uncross her legs for this. 010
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026At around the midpoint (same scene) it feels like it's going there but then we get, what, Dakota Johnson biting a headboard and that's it. 3 minutes of eros and only one thrill (Anne in the hallway). 110
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I was just surprised that they didn't use any of the gimmicks that all those '90s movies this is obviously patterned on used. There's a lot of very silly directorial tricks that immediately put you in mind of a basic instinct knock off but aside from maybe the hot tub scene we get none of that. 110
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Genuinely stunned when his name came up. He wrote They Came Together ffs. 110
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026One shocking thing about Verity is that it was directed by Michael Showalter and there's not even a hint in the direction that he recognizes the absurdity. 130
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I just went and read the synopsis myself and I promise you that it sounds much more coherent written out than it does when you see it in a movie. 220
Reposted by Fibonacci SequinsKidzBoptotenlieder @theodramatist.com · 09/10/2026There was a kind of rhetorical move to try to say that Christianity must somehow “own” “Christian” Nationalism, but it’s worth noting that *they* don’t think I belong to the same religion as them and I’m willing to affirm that belief. 5535
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I guarantee you that as goofy as the summary sounds, the way it plays out is even more rickity. 020
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026@jamiroqueer.bsky.social I was very happy to see you'd reviewed it and I agree with every word. 010
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm guessing this is just how Colleen Hoover's books are but it takes itself so seriously to make no damn sense that it's hard to have much fun with it outside of what the actors are giving. 260
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I am not one to nitpick scripts at all but the central drama in this film is generated by an event that's just one giant plot hole and if anyone else has seen it you probably know what I mean. 161
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Saw Verity. Maybe the worst script I've ever seen in a major film. Complete nonsense from beginning to end and not quite trashy enough to make it work. 1120
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Impeached and immediately prosecuted, yeah. 0120
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This movie was about a subtle as a bat to the head but it worked. The way it juxtaposes comedic horror movie violence with racial and domestic violence, climaxing in a montage of real life photos of lynchings and murders is disturbing as hell, but effective. And I liked seeing David Duke get eaten. 030
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Weezer also had a big spike in quality a while back so maybe...? 010
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think I'm the only non-employee in this entire building. 0110
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I happened across the video of this yesterday and it's pretty funny how little Andre reacts to the tough guy routine. 010
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Think I'm going to see Tales from the Hood over lunch break. 040
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Also I watched a single episode from season 30 and it was... kind of good?? 070
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Been watching early Simpsons with my oldest for the first time and they love it. Even 20 unnecessary seasons can't dull the first 10 or so. 2160
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This isn't a value judgement. It SHOULD be a red flag for more people. But it just isn't and looking like it's necessary to manufacture consent for a brand with greater consumer awareness than Superman is a bad look. 060
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Over the last year? Maybe. But people on here really overestimate how toxic the brand is for people who aren't terminally online. Yes, it's less popular than it was but it's still a top 10 global IP. That sucks but there's no need for secret reasons why a movie mentions Hufflepuff. 150
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't think Warner forced Mortal Kombat (2021) or Ted Lasso, season 2 (2021) to put in Harry Potter references. That's a conspiracy theory. 140
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I didn't like it myself but I did think Pattinson was very good in it. 010
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's really unfair that ADHD people should ever need glasses. 100
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have always been of the opinion that Bill Hicks mostly sucked and that the Internet loves him because 75% of his routines sound like an edgy meme circa 1998. 290
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026[me saying oof every time someone drops some truth] oof 140
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh yeah. I was diagnosed 6 years ago now and it took me awhile to come to terms with things that had always frustrated me about myself that I had tried to fix, and accepting that some of them had to be managed and that I would never be just the person I hoped I'd be. Not bad but hard to accept. 130
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I currently have a short list of things that I put somewhere and I'm not sure I'll ever see again. And that was my favorite child. 020
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm not letting those freaks off the hook! 060
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think there's a little farm co-op store near my house that sells it. I'll see if I can find some. 030
Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Interesting, maybe that's it. I'll have to try something else elderberry flavored and see if I like it. 220