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Brenton

@brentonwalters.bsky.social
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CapsOffside on the ol' twitter. I like soccer shirts, playing soccer, watching soccer, coaching soccer, baking, eating, reading.

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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 4h
Attn @erikmissio.bsky.social
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I make good focaccia. Probably me.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just like BC said, no to KLF.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@hrishikesh.co MBC?
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The US can only play games at home, FIFA rules. Host every tournament. It's totally fair and fine.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me when someone invites me to a community event.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nirvana - Nevermind's cover is not great.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brilliant song. What a banger.
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Michael Orr @michael-orr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fifteen years ago with @brentonwalters.bsky.social in Vancouver
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ha. Forge defenders getting out of the way of a simple ball.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And thus was launched the Butlerian Jihad against thinking machines.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"What will the Premier League do without all the revenue City generate?" is not a serious question.
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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Fans of other Premier League teams don’t REALLY want to see Manchester City relegated” is by far the funniest take on all of this
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JosimarFootball @josimarfootball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ny! New! The City case should be a starting point for naming and understanding the ways in which football has been colonised by economic and political power and how we might resist them. By @davidgoldblatt.bsky.social josimarfootball.com/2026/10/01/y...
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You're Manchester City and we know what you are - josimarfootball.com
The City case should be a starting point for naming and understanding the ways in which football has been colonised by economic and political power and how we might resist them.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love a double yellow for a red. Dumb shit talking back to the ref after a clear yellow.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In Canada we had the Roughriders and the Rough Riders in a league of eight teams.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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PRINCE DIAMONDS AND PEARLS
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LNG companies can barely sell what they are currently producing. This is dumb economics.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pacific FC up a man and a goal against Inter Toronto and can not maintain possession or control. #CanPL
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Preposterous use of the video review system. No intent, no benefit, no effects on the play. Just re-examining every millimetre of play in case something might be off
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You guys, watch out if you post about Enya. I had to turn off notifications.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Following the news that Manchester City FC has been found guilty of 114 breaches of the PL's rules and regulations, @josimarfootball.bsky.social has lifted the paywall on articles of ours focusing on MCFC and its commercial partners since 2018. Links follow in this thread.
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The Men Behind Manchester City: The Dark Side | Josimar
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TrueNorthFoot 🇨🇦⚽️ @truenorthfoot.ca · 26/09/2026
CanMNT vs. Chile in international friendly action: Preview, projected XIs, doubts, and how to watch 🔗 #CanMNT ✍️ @andre-s89.bsky.social
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CanMNT vs. Chile in international friendly action: Preview, projected XIs, doubts, and how to watch
Everything you need to know as the CanMNT returns to action following the World Cup.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because she's trending again* and inevitably the discourse will get heated*, I better add my thoughts now: 1988's Watermark is Enya's best album. I don't know a stronger starting four songs than Watermark, Cursum Perficio, On Your Shore, and Storms in Africa. *none of this is happening
Cover of Enya's 1988 masterpiece Watermark, showing her in a grey and white dress, surrounded by red leaves, in a watercolour-style painting.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the warm-up to the 2011 MLS season for the Whitecaps I took the train down to Starfire, met soccer nerds, took pictures, drank some beer, and generally was introduced to what would become a big part of my life for five years. Real Swangard vibes. #FuckICE
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vancouver friends, I wish I had the fortune to be able vote for Frances Bula. I suspect she understands Vancouver better than anyone.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This reeks of Latin American economic mismanagement in the 60s and 70s.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I listened to Wilson Phillips the other day. Banger.
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Sitka Media @sitkamedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The BC government is suing OpenAI over the deadly Tumbler Ridge school shooting, alleging the company failed to alert law enforcement about threats made on its platform before the attack. 🔗 Read more: loom.ly/0TxCsjM #bcpoli
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not gonna lie, I thought Caden Clark was the short, animated MLS talkin' guy. Are there two? Is that guy still around? I barely see any MLS media stuff anymore.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yann Toualy is a real bright spot, maybe the only one, in this Pacific FC season. #CanPL
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To the surprise of absolutely no one, he got a yellow within minutes of coming on for needlessly bumping the goalkeeper.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Great album.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Uh, Marmaduke is a cartoon dog.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's a paddlin'.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ha. Bruno Fernandes is such a prick. Foden's an idiot.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have to sand drywall now. Why. Is it the worst? Yes, it's the worst.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nice to see Xhaka playing mad but then laughing it up with Arsenal staff afterward.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ha. Waste all that time being angry, Sunderland.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sports, hey? Fans are funny people. That's a penalty.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#20: mine, the other day, made from a nice bavette steak with a chipotle crema and lime.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Market. Franchise. Relocation. Huh. Wonder if there's something about North American soccer that creates these issues.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Long live Jimmy Balls
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just played this. I got 41 pts and the game made fun of me. Is that good?
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dear Max, This was quite lovely to read. Regards, Brenton
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I did not know Freddie Mercury had a solo career.
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I saw Arsenal fans complaining about this game. Sometimes the ball doesn't go in.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
At long last, the French FA (FFF) has finally withdrawn its support for Gianni Infantino's 2027 presidential bid. That same federation had endorsed GI in *late June*.
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La Fédération française de football retire son soutien à Gianni Infantino, le président fragilisé de la FIFA
Lors de la réunion de son comité exécutif, jeudi, la FFF a acté la rupture avec le patron de la Fédération internationale de football, critiqué de toutes parts après son projet avorté de société comme...
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futi @futi.live · 10/09/2026
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Brenton @brentonwalters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pete Fry has been a dull, moderate, reasonable, well-meaning city councillor who has opposed, on occasion, radical far left ideas like more housing. Nice try, Sim, you absolute catflap.
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