iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, the joke was that it’s socially acceptable to hang someone if they use substandard picante sauce made in New York City. It wasn’t my idea.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Turns out, purported “Taylor Swift” was actually just 3 raccoons in a trench coat this whole time.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Teens growing tiny handlebar mustaches, they call it ‘Poirot-maxxxxing.’

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

CVS marked all the World Cup merch 90% off. So after a couple of wise purchases I got out the Halloween decorations and made a pretty sick looking album cover.

‘Yankee Noodle Dandy’ the debut single by outlaw country sensation The Lake Snake.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The dream that was Google Fiber dies not with a bang but with an extended wi-fi outage.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Tempted to pull up, roll down the windows, ask for the hose, “FILL ER UP.”

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The only redeeming part of the new Cape Fear is the dream of a Season 5 of “Baskets” with Zach Galifinakis and costarring Javier Bardem.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

70’s mass market paperback book covers are proof humans (who clearly haven’t read the book, are on drugs, not infrequently bad at their jobs) are inarguably better than AI.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If Ian Drake saying “I’m sweating beef brisket like it’s going out of fashion my friend” isn’t stock commentary in the next FIFA video game what are we even doing?

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

A lot of people still ask if there’s still any bad blood between Todd Djokavic and I after Wimbledon 2020. My response, were you there? Seriously?

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

As we learn in every A24 movie, whenever you hope strangers will be nice to you and nothing bad will happen they usually are and everything works out fine!

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If I played for Brazil I’d change my name to “Pelé Jr.”

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

A major upside of watching the World Cup on Univision are the celebrity cut-aways with Andrés Cantor responding, “quien?”

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Even a pool cleaning lightweight vet like myself could tell you an algae bloom that quick was a problem.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Do these World Cup refs just stuff their sleeves with a cartoonish amount of cards?

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Messi is going to have a kegger at Paul Rudd’s mom’s house!

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 10/06/2026

Something has gone awry here BUT I believe I have followed instructions correctly

a square grid memo pad with writing on it in black sharpie. the sharpie is next to the pad. the text reads "it ys called the CANterbury tales not the CANTerbury tales... wait"

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Gotta go mow the grass just in case Virgil van Dijk drives by.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Sure hope somebody rhymed “want ya” and Hyundai “Elantra.”

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I’m naming my racehorse: “Get Off Me Little Man!”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026

Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement theonion.com/rita-oras-agent-scores…

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Jim Gavin @jimatdeltaco.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

If someone asks you what LODGE 49 is about, show them this.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Tsar von Fraüdstar is a pretty metal name.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

You know a movie is getting REAL artsy if in 2026 they have credits at the start.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Finally got an electric razor I can text message.

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Mark McConville @markmcconville.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Sex is cool, but have you listened to Ozzy Osbourne’s criminally underrated 1988 album No Rest For The Wicked while reading Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman’s Dragonlance Chronicles trilogy?

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026