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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is what Benjamin Franklin actually sounded like (and the ladies LOVED it).

Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, the joke was that it’s socially acceptable to hang someone if they use substandard picante sauce made in New York City. It wasn’t my idea.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Whereas it provides me infinite joy that Chumbawumba will far outlast the davesmatthewbands.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Amadeus Lombardi Julius Steinmann/Kinbote Spurrier Molly Jensen Georgia Apalachicola-Custer James E. Buffette Cooper Crash Tupac Fitzgerald Kennedy McMurphy III Lady Brett LaFitte Vance DerJemeoffe Coco Iña

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have a friend who used to end any HR PowerPoint with “and last, here’s a picture of our 8th President Martin Van Buren.”

Martin Van Buren, our most sideburned president.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Turns out, purported “Taylor Swift” was actually just 3 raccoons in a trench coat this whole time.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Barf. No one’s going to top Jerusalem Poker’s: “If the price of whiskey goes up again and the wife leaves me, I'll sit down and reread this book.” -Hugh Murphy, reader, County Donegal

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Teens growing tiny handlebar mustaches, they call it ‘Poirot-maxxxxing.’

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

CVS marked all the World Cup merch 90% off. So after a couple of wise purchases I got out the Halloween decorations and made a pretty sick looking album cover.

‘Yankee Noodle Dandy’ the debut single by outlaw country sensation The Lake Snake.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hell oui! Can we get a less offensive term for hoarders when it’s mostly cool shit? Like ‘vapid, superficial, wasteful, consumerist, pump n’ dump, incurious, Mari Kondo collection buying chumps’ isn’t bandied about in polite society.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Don’t text and drive unless you’ve got a whole ass militarized laptop on your dash.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The dream that was Google Fiber dies not with a bang but with an extended wi-fi outage.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Where are the songs about flying a star ship across the universe divide these days?

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Tempted to pull up, roll down the windows, ask for the hose, “FILL ER UP.”

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Achilles drags Hector behind his Ford Taurus Battle wagon.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The only redeeming part of the new Cape Fear is the dream of a Season 5 of “Baskets” with Zach Galifinakis and costarring Javier Bardem.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I gave it a try for fun. If anything is helpful (ENG>ITL) feel free to use. Also, if I should take it down asap, no problem. Mostly just practicing my non piu bene Italian on something interesting. A really fun read. ‘La figlia falsa’ is fantastic. open.substack.com/pub/handleof...

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

70’s mass market paperback book covers are proof humans (who clearly haven’t read the book, are on drugs, not infrequently bad at their jobs) are inarguably better than AI.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Vespuchlandiia, it’s an improvement and we all know it.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If Ian Drake saying “I’m sweating beef brisket like it’s going out of fashion my friend” isn’t stock commentary in the next FIFA video game what are we even doing?

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

A lot of people still ask if there’s still any bad blood between Todd Djokavic and I after Wimbledon 2020. My response, were you there? Seriously?

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

“Have I finished it?” “No.” “Well who gives a shit then?” “Fair.”

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

As we learn in every A24 movie, whenever you hope strangers will be nice to you and nothing bad will happen they usually are and everything works out fine!

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If I played for Brazil I’d change my name to “Pelé Jr.”

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

A major upside of watching the World Cup on Univision are the celebrity cut-aways with Andrés Cantor responding, “quien?”

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Even a pool cleaning lightweight vet like myself could tell you an algae bloom that quick was a problem.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Do these World Cup refs just stuff their sleeves with a cartoonish amount of cards?

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Messi is going to have a kegger at Paul Rudd’s mom’s house!

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Please, Czech Republic is my father’s name.

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 10/06/2026

Something has gone awry here BUT I believe I have followed instructions correctly

a square grid memo pad with writing on it in black sharpie. the sharpie is next to the pad. the text reads "it ys called the CANterbury tales not the CANTerbury tales... wait"

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Gotta go mow the grass just in case Virgil van Dijk drives by.

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Wildly inconsistent cleaning and sanitation practices in the same structure = spooky. Janiterroir. Mixed commercial/industrial real estate is also unnerving. The SR has the most haunted retention basin in office park history. What’s the parking lot like? Who handles the HVAC?

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Brendan J. Middlename Murphy @brendanjmurphy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

He’s not an M.D. but he does have D.O.”s

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