Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 29/09/2026protecting myself from the ai voice spoof phone scams by listening to the ad reads on podcasts to familiarize myself with what a familiar voice held hostage actually sounds like 011
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 29/09/2026gig app pet care is so funny sometimes as a temporarily embarrassed cat owner because i bring a baseline respect for the dignity and autonomy of a creature in my care that registers as superhuman animal whispering to a certain type of dog owner who's liable to farm out chores to their phone 020
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 28/09/2026so is it my bad luck that i keep getting hired by workplaces that turn out to be in the middle stage of a death spiral where disciplining labor has progressed past number games to an emotional vent for management stressing about mounting money problems? or is that just every post 2020 workplace? 010
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 27/09/2026youtu.be/mSdkzsRoGUUyoutu.beDo You Miss New York? (Album Version)YouTube video by Rosemary Clooney - Topic 010
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 25/09/2026you know that feeling when a man kisses you for like ten continuous hours and then know in your soul of souls that you are able to do anything and safe from everything and adored by all with even an ounce of love in their hearts 010
Reposted by Breathplayvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026God the kind of unwritten rules you gotta invent as a white guy in this country to make sure you never hire a woman or minority are crazy. You almost gotta appreciate the ingenuity 638628
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 24/09/2026there is one thing more entertaining and it's when scorsese's camera wanders a crowd, lingering on faces as if it could pick out any of the dozens of stories in shot to tell, to the point where you only realize you're looking at a movie star several beats after it settles on them as if at random 010
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 23/09/2026breathplay.follyof.men/neoquiet/breathplay.follyof.menNeoquiet, by Breathplay 100
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 20/09/2026if i were rich i would start a charity foundation or seed a mutual aid group that provides poor people with exclusively non-essentials. you have to make a discretionary purpose with your funds. treats only. that thing you don't have $30 for cause you're in the hole on rent 030
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 18/09/2026can someone please sit carly rae jepsen down and play her some basic channel, this slippery hi-mid psychedelia she's doubling down on with the new album tells me there's a Big Idea waiting to spark there 000
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 17/09/2026you're moaning on instagram about how nobody's dancing, i'm putting my phone away and hitting the floor at doors and going hard until it's fuller than i found it and i'm about to miss the last train, we are not the same 000
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 15/09/2026as trans reparations i personally should be given 100% private ownership of raising cane's so that i never have to work again, can get raising cane's whenever i want, and most importantly remake the interior of every raising cane's from heterosexual nightmare to transexual nightmare 192
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 15/09/2026there is literally nothing more entertaining than watching joe pesci go "😐" and robert de niro respond "☹️" 010
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 10/09/2026GENDER EUPHORIA: this woman got ghosted when she explained to a man in detail why she doesn't like Taxi Driver 030
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 09/09/2026do you think they ever explored each others' bodies 230
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 08/09/2026man i hate when i have three straight days of thematically resonant events that escalate my animating contradictions 111
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 08/09/2026a true heir to joni mitchell would be so committed and possessed of her craft and inspirations that she would not even begin to converse with mitchell's work until she was her equal, and that's why it's joanna newsom 110
Reposted by BreathplayUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026WHEN I MAKE ART I REPLICATE WHAT I SEE AND FEEL I HAVE DIVERSE FEELINGS TOO AND YOU CALL US PREVERTED I CALL YOU A FUCKING RAPIST YOU AI FUCK YOU CENSOR MY BODY I COVER MY EYES AND EARS MY MOUTH SPRAYING ACID YOU ALL BECAME THE AI SLOP YOU WISHED FOR THE REPETITIVE SLUDGE OF THE STATE 551038251
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 02/09/2026once i wrap my head around offsetting my midi clips by a half or quarter bar and using a delay measured in milliseconds so that i can nudge timing in response to sound design tweaks it's over for the rest of you bitches 000
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 01/09/2026if you'd told me there'd be a song that someone would sing every single time i went to karaoke in boston regardless of venue, crowd size, or neighborhood i would not in a million years have guessed it would be "war pigs" 010
Reposted by BreathplayBreathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 26/04/2025i managed to avoid ever actually hearing "that's not my name" until the other day. no way in a million years would i have guessed that song was simply about people forgetting that lady's name. i assumed it must be a weird come-on or subtextually feminist or w/e but nope, people just forget her name 121
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 28/08/2026much as the right is full of dl daddies with labyrinthine shame complexes it's also full of fag hags who will tear each other limb from limb over slim pickings. church moms will wage years of cold war over a heartbreakingly meek & lonely switch-in-theory who won't even look at the closet door 000
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 22/08/2026>match with a 30yo straight guy >ask if he wants to date a clocky doll for reasons of rebound or gender >he doesn't understand >pull out illustrated diagram of dating history explaining who was rebound and who was gender >he laughs and says "you're a cute girl ma'am" >go on date >its gender 000
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 18/08/2026lifelong friend of mine embarked on a Gender journey a few months ago and my favorite activity lately is watching his brain break when i point out to them things she hadn't realized were Gender 130
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 17/08/2026this arg does a disservice to both parties. severing my material links to my parents' "ideas and traditions" actually gave those things so many new ways to haunt me - but also, i become who i want to be not by ignoring or purging them, but by integrating the marks they've left 020
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 15/08/2026my date and i were hooting and hollering as loud as is acceptable in a book shop when we stumbled across this thing. a dystopian future where america is on the backfoot against an alliance of the ussr and japan...written in the year of our lord jesus 1991 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War...en.wikipedia.orgThe War in 2020 - Wikipedia 020
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 13/08/2026i gotta be honest any time someone does a dnb set and they've had that boom paa bm pa rhythm going nonstop for like 40 minutes i start going "...tequila!" at the end of every phrase 020
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 12/08/2026my type is basically the guys they'd cast as extras in '80s movies to convey "this place is kinda bad news but not seriously dangerous" 000
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 10/08/2026mrs. dalloway said she would torrent the filmography herself 010
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 08/08/2026it really is one of the gayest times to be straight you guys are on some totally wild camp shit these days. just passed through td garden while people lined up for j cole and i'm pretty sure i saw a prairie girl maxi skirt worn at a fast and furious cheesecake level low rise. baffling 100
Reposted by Breathplaydungeon @dungeon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Pot of onions. Like and retweet if you agree. 44643149
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 07/08/2026the zoomers are absolutely not having it as near as i can tell and i am unspeakably grateful to them for it 020
Reposted by Breathplaydisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026im ngl "tendies" is a word that reeks of subtle narcissism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies. 16415
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 06/08/2026just woke up from a dream where nintendo quietly released a plush of this windwaker npc with the name retconned to "Klabe" (pronounced claw-be) with a qr code to a playable teaser for a game starring him that was pitched as more lighthearted in tone yet also implied you would witness the great flood 130
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 03/08/2026my plan was foolproof: in order to stop mistakenly signaling lesbianism at the club, i would enter my flowy jumpsuit era 030
Reposted by Breathplaydaria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 02/08/2026if i learned anything from grindr its that gay sex is when you save a king from getting crushed by playing bejeweled 112534
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 28/07/2026every so often i'm like "well okay i have to admit that one grimes song did slap" and then i pull it up only to discover that everything i remembered liking about it is drowned in amateur hour reverb 121
Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 26/07/2026r.i.p. shadow the hedgehog you would have loved purelink 000
