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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 14h

good afternoon to the queen at the sexual health clinic with the BULGING semiotext(e) branded tote

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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters

The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 05/10/2026

the slow march of techno carcinization comes for us all

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 05/10/2026

as trans reparations for having to go to work, every single time i clock out a chauffeur should arrive to whisk me away to a private dining room where i am served steak frites a caesar salad a basketball-sized popover and a bottle of wine paired precisely to the cut i'm being served that night

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 03/10/2026

changed my date's life yesterday when he put on The Cramps and i described them as "like if the b-52s were evil"

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 29/09/2026

protecting myself from the ai voice spoof phone scams by listening to the ad reads on podcasts to familiarize myself with what a familiar voice held hostage actually sounds like

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 29/09/2026

gig app pet care is so funny sometimes as a temporarily embarrassed cat owner because i bring a baseline respect for the dignity and autonomy of a creature in my care that registers as superhuman animal whispering to a certain type of dog owner who's liable to farm out chores to their phone

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 28/09/2026

so is it my bad luck that i keep getting hired by workplaces that turn out to be in the middle stage of a death spiral where disciplining labor has progressed past number games to an emotional vent for management stressing about mounting money problems? or is that just every post 2020 workplace?

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 27/09/2026

tell that to the boys i match with on tinder

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 26/09/2026

they them cause i'm mad at her has been called

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 26/09/2026

pardon my usian but i must have this on a burger

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 25/09/2026

you know that feeling when a man kisses you for like ten continuous hours and then know in your soul of souls that you are able to do anything and safe from everything and adored by all with even an ounce of love in their hearts

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

God the kind of unwritten rules you gotta invent as a white guy in this country to make sure you never hire a woman or minority are crazy. You almost gotta appreciate the ingenuity

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 24/09/2026

there is one thing more entertaining and it's when scorsese's camera wanders a crowd, lingering on faces as if it could pick out any of the dozens of stories in shot to tell, to the point where you only realize you're looking at a movie star several beats after it settles on them as if at random

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 24/09/2026

the seamless bit is so fucking insulting given how heavily poverty hangs over every single facet of that situation

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 22/09/2026

her little white mitts are killing me

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 22/09/2026

there's a lot of local resentment towards the globe for a piece about the diy underground that publicized a bunch of details & led to a police crackdown on an already chronically stressed scene. that's probably only part of what you're seeing but in artsy/leftward spaces here the globe is a meme

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 22/09/2026

i've been loyal to this company for over 8 months

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 20/09/2026

if i were rich i would start a charity foundation or seed a mutual aid group that provides poor people with exclusively non-essentials. you have to make a discretionary purpose with your funds. treats only. that thing you don't have $30 for cause you're in the hole on rent

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 18/09/2026

i have never seen a single photo of her where she seems familiar with whatever she's interacting with

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 18/09/2026

can someone please sit carly rae jepsen down and play her some basic channel, this slippery hi-mid psychedelia she's doubling down on with the new album tells me there's a Big Idea waiting to spark there

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 17/09/2026

you're moaning on instagram about how nobody's dancing, i'm putting my phone away and hitting the floor at doors and going hard until it's fuller than i found it and i'm about to miss the last train, we are not the same

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 15/09/2026

the coke freestyle machine has white monster, the iced tea carafes have pickle juice, instead of a family or party box there is a "gamer box" that has separate individually portioned compartments so that you can pretend it's fresher every time you pull it from the minifridge over the next week

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 15/09/2026

i would die for my country basement noise show

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 15/09/2026

you will always be able to know where the raising cane's are in your city because of the extremely loud brainrot techno they are playing 24/7. the square footage will be majority bathroom/dark room. you are not allowed to make eye contact with your server. also i am fixing that awful signature sauce

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 15/09/2026

as trans reparations i personally should be given 100% private ownership of raising cane's so that i never have to work again, can get raising cane's whenever i want, and most importantly remake the interior of every raising cane's from heterosexual nightmare to transexual nightmare

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 15/09/2026

i used to love when they tried to get all gritty and provocative especially in the vibe-shifted aughts, like when jars of clay did a song titled "oh my god" that mostly just to have a song called that, or Relient K's Black Parade ripoff where their idea of an abject sinner is like, a guy who smokes

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 15/09/2026

there is literally nothing more entertaining than watching joe pesci go "😐" and robert de niro respond "☹️"

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 10/09/2026

GENDER EUPHORIA: this woman got ghosted when she explained to a man in detail why she doesn't like Taxi Driver

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 09/09/2026

do you think they ever explored each others' bodies

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 08/09/2026

i got cluster a shit going on man the absolute last thing i need in my life is evidence of a skilled dramaturg's handiwork

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 08/09/2026

man i hate when i have three straight days of thematically resonant events that escalate my animating contradictions

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 08/09/2026

"my heart made the sound of snow falling from eaves"

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 08/09/2026

a true heir to joni mitchell would be so committed and possessed of her craft and inspirations that she would not even begin to converse with mitchell's work until she was her equal, and that's why it's joanna newsom

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

WHEN I MAKE ART I REPLICATE WHAT I SEE AND FEEL I HAVE DIVERSE FEELINGS TOO AND YOU CALL US PREVERTED I CALL YOU A FUCKING RAPIST YOU AI FUCK YOU CENSOR MY BODY I COVER MY EYES AND EARS MY MOUTH SPRAYING ACID YOU ALL BECAME THE AI SLOP YOU WISHED FOR THE REPETITIVE SLUDGE OF THE STATE

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 02/09/2026

once i wrap my head around offsetting my midi clips by a half or quarter bar and using a delay measured in milliseconds so that i can nudge timing in response to sound design tweaks it's over for the rest of you bitches

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 01/09/2026

if you'd told me there'd be a song that someone would sing every single time i went to karaoke in boston regardless of venue, crowd size, or neighborhood i would not in a million years have guessed it would be "war pigs"

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 26/04/2025

i managed to avoid ever actually hearing "that's not my name" until the other day. no way in a million years would i have guessed that song was simply about people forgetting that lady's name. i assumed it must be a weird come-on or subtextually feminist or w/e but nope, people just forget her name

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 28/08/2026

much as the right is full of dl daddies with labyrinthine shame complexes it's also full of fag hags who will tear each other limb from limb over slim pickings. church moms will wage years of cold war over a heartbreakingly meek & lonely switch-in-theory who won't even look at the closet door

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Breathplay @breathplay.follyof.men · 22/08/2026

>match with a 30yo straight guy >ask if he wants to date a clocky doll for reasons of rebound or gender >he doesn't understand >pull out illustrated diagram of dating history explaining who was rebound and who was gender >he laughs and says "you're a cute girl ma'am" >go on date >its gender

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