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Red Sonja

@breakerofbones.bsky.social
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King slayer. Thief. Mercenary. Queen of the Plagues.#comics #MarvelRP MC/MS + 18 only #parody

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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 3h
"You are cursed. You need a healer." Maybe an exorcist .
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 8h
Eyes go wide at the contraption. "What is that? A wizard?"
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"What IS around here?"
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"No kings to behead or loot?"
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Her stomachs is full. The beast has finished the turkey leg. "Do you know of where I can earn some coin?"
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She is out of money. "Another day." Sonja will eat in a week when she has more coin.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are those barbecue ribs? (She's drooling.)
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"His name in Fenrir." Greedily eats the turkey leg.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She returns a smile and whistles for the wolf. The animal runs to her side and sits politely waiting for a treat. "Watch this." She tosses the leg into the air.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sits up and steals a piece of turkey, "Aye. I raised him from a wee cub."
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yawns and stretches out on the floor. "Where is my wolf?" He would be hungry.
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xenomorph Dentist. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah".
Xenomorph Patient: Ah!
Xenomorph Dentist: Say "Ah" again.
Xenomorph Patient's inner set of teeth sticks out: Ah!
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Growl half asleep. Swings a fist. 💤💤💤 Snores like she could wake the dead.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grumbles and pulls up the furs.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yawns and pulls up a fur to cover herself. "Say your prayers, fool."
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bid higher ye fools!
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She shakes her head. How drunk is she that she's hearing all these different voices. Her hand balls into a fist and BOOM, her companion is on the floor. "I am full now."
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Bed? Guys I think she wanna kill is by snu snu” 🚻”I volunteer as tribute!” 🔥”course you do, you horny fucker and just because you’re pornstar doesn’t mean you have to be horny all the time” 🤡”why fuck when we can raid bandits camp and slaughter them all~” 🫆”well doesn’t he sound like a fun guy”
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sonja is speechless. Picks up her blade. "Pity. I kind of liked you!"
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Blinks. On? What is he talking about? "I am not taking you to bed!" Huffs.
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Walter Geovani @waltergeovani.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#sonjasunday
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Tell me!" She slides over another air. Sonja could use the entertainment .
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"What is worse?" Chomps loudly on the mutton.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"That looks painful ." Thinks about shitting out a brick under a tree with just leaves to wipe.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She sets down a gold coin in front of him and early takes an end to devour.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did you figure out a date for this?
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Eyes travel along the piece of mutton. She tries not to drool. Feels her pocket for a gold coin to purchase a few bites. " It's been so long since I've had the meat..."
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gags. "Eww. Don't eat it raw!"
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Yes! We are feasting!" Tosses him part of the body.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Throws a mega mobster on the bar and chops the head off. "I stole this from a king! We are feasting tonight!"
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Mystical Mercenary @mercofmultiversal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
parody account i don’t own any art or etc Under 18 = blocked Selective MVP Fandomless Experienced & much to learn Reading pinned is very helpful & easier Likes & retweets are also helpful
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"With sprinkles." Licks her fingers randomly.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sips her ale politely. Stabs violently another donut. Ignores him. Chews loudly.
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Walter Geovani @waltergeovani.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#redsonja #oldstuff Colors by Vinicius Andrade
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gags openly. Stabs another donut. Talk with her mouth full. "Have you forgotten your manners?" Eye roll.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh this may give me an idea.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gives her companion the side eye . "Smells like death." She hated mustard.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sonja removes the dagger from the bar and snags a circular object. A close sniff and then she bites into the sweet treat, chewing loudly.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lips curve around her mug and she drains it. A nod to the bartender. "Another."
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Walter Geovani @waltergeovani.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#sonjasunday
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tilt of the head. "Why should I?"
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Scrunches her nose . Did that come out wrong? "Aye. I don't forgive." Roughly stabs her dagger into the bar top.
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Walter Geovani @waltergeovani.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#redsonja #oldstuff
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
//still have not read it. I'm a horrible RedSonja fan.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"You forgive easily?" Slowly nurses her beer. Strangely pensive this evening.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
97 years ago today, ‘The Skeleton Dance’ released in theaters.
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Life is not too short to hold grudges." Sharpens her blade.
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Buffy, Afterwards parody @buffytvssummers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
{I RP on here mostly with friends I know, and my partner, #Gothblood. They write my ship, @victorsharpe.bsky.social and @rocknblood.bsky.social who is shipped with my other account. Looking for good RP writers, but I only write with a small amount of people. This account is RL/ RP. }
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
//I think I'll be ok. I have to remember to use punctuation. Poetry is a free for all.
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CirinoLeandros Parody @cirinoleandros.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Cirino Leandros, vampire since 1797~ but much more. *Inside the Darkness there is a Heart.* My mate and husband @rocknblood.bsky.social 💍September 5th, 2020. #MDNI, #SS, TW CW Vampire OC ©️ #TwoBats🦇 🦇
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