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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 10h

No but she did leave a tripwire tied to a frag grenade in my bathroom.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 10h

Found a photo of me when I was only 15 years old.

Some thumb headed chud in a walmart holding a plastic jug of water. His shirt says "I heart anal".

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Being an even slightly left of center man in America involves getting told daily that you're not masculine enough by dudes who look like the Michelin tire man fucked a serial killer from the 80's.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

For every bullshit feelgood copaganda news story like "Local officer buys McDonalds for orphans" there are fifty horror stories like "Local officer feels threatened by quadriplegic man having a seizure, tries to shoot him, misses, and kills a baby. Given six months paid time off."

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 20h

Every Chinese buffet has dry ass cookies in their dessert bar.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 21h

I wash myself the good old fashioned way. Once every three days, no shampoo, and then top it off with the local wise man giving me a friendly smack on the taint with a birch branch. For good luck and spiritual fortitude.

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finn 🪱🗡 commissions OPEN @maggotknight.bsky.social · 23h

She thought of something funny #admech #40k

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 21h

Left my dog home alone for three hours and she broke into my gun safe and unloaded an entire clip into my TV.

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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"We disrespect the Banana."

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How it feels when there's no blood on the toilet paper.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

>used to like Jacob Geller >see news about him being a rapist >unsubscribe, don't defend him IT'S THAT FUCKING EASY YOU APES! I LIKED HIS VIDEOS TOO, BUT I'M A FUCKING ADULT, NOT A PARASOCIAL CHILD!

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

This is every gen z republican now.

A drawing I made in microsoft paint showing a thumb-headed stickman wearing a black shirt saying "I heart Jeffrey Epstein and league of legends"

A speech bubble quoting the specimen says "The radical left wants me dead just for having different opinions!"

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just finished dying light: the beast and I can only describe it's storyline as temu resident evil.

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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Best Of 2000AD cover what I did #dayofdredd

Digital painting, cover illustration for Best Of 2000AD book. A scene on the mean streets of Mega City One

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Post a character you think is cool and give no explanation why:

A manga panel from baki depicting a shirtless Jack Hanma during his fight with Ali Jr.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Cyberpunk 2077: "Oh no I replaced too many of my body parts and now I'm going fucking wacko!" Deus ex human revolution: "Having cyborg arms is like being a black person if you think about it." Bionic commando: "Go forth my white boy with dreadlocks! Destroy the evildoers!"

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Every person saying capitalism can be reformed sounds like they're in an abusive relationship. "No no he's doing a lot better. It's not like how it used to be. He only bombed 3000 kids this week. I got this black eye from corporatism."

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Sure I'll stop watching the cool muscle show and imbibe in the hit summer isekai "loser dies and becomes magical rapist" or the new mecha anime "unhealthy fixation on adolescent sexual trauma".

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Reverse isekai where a guy from a fantasy world is transported to the real world and then immediately kills himself because he landed in Oklahoma.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

How it feels when there's no blood on the toilet paper.

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

remembering the time i got instantly blocked for this reply when she showed up in a thread i made

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The treatler must be satiated! Increase production at all costs!

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My homophobic uncle with erectile dysfunction after learning he is descended from homo erectus.

static.klipy.com

Hank Schrader's Intense Realization

Alt: Hank Schrader's Intense Realization

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JLP @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Dems are the only ones opposing republicans." No they're not. Nobody is opposing republicans. Look at these dipshits. They'd never win if they weren't unopposed. When a republican fucks a dog, a dem will be there to hold the balls.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I need a femboy succubus. And before some of y'all reply "erm actually, wouldn't that be an incubus? 🤓" I'm not fucking gay, so it's a succubus.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Fake allies: Have "ally" in their bio, but shame LGBT sex workers and use gay as a pejorative. Real chad allies:

A youtube video by siffareeno titled "debunking ever logical anti LGBT argument".

The thumbnail had Shadow the hedgehog on a pride flag with the text "Get behind me gay people, I'll protect you"

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

When I'm in a gooning discord server and someone keeps posting Bridget from guilty gear in the femboy channel. (she is not a femboy)

Broly from dragon ball super shirtless, yelling and enveloped in greenish-yellow energy.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Straight people: "Wouldn't it be so fucked up if the government could decide who you could and couldn't love?" Gay people:

That guy from the walking dead with the bloodshot eyes idk his name haven't watched that shit in like a decade.

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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Oh no, how will the industry ever survive if you expect them to have actual character art direction instead of scanning the faces of random interns and celebrities? You can't expect them to make good video games, are you insane?

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Blackavar @blackavar-inle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It happens with every kind of evil in existence. The rage of the oppressed is uncomfortable to witness, so people find a way to create a little fucking pocket of negative peace. Your "nuance" isn't justice, it's a cover for your discomfort with our voices crying out for justice. FUCK your peace.

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