Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Any other anxiety ridden, beta blocker taking, lifters on here wanna let me know if creatine will knock me dead??? Genuinely need to know lol 010
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Kylie Minogue Friday into Three Penny Opera at BAM Saturday is a wild combo. Weekend of Arts and Culture ™️ 020
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Rlllllyyyyy gooning for this lentil soup I made tonight 🫰🏼 000
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Subby af bc a large portion of my job since I was like 24 is bossing around men twice my age lol 000
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Begging native to stop making shit that smells like donuts???? Please I just want a nice body wash that’s like idk bergamot or something not krispy kreme???? 030
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Sooooo much I wish I could say about this season of project runway but I literally Cannot 010
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 26/03/2025This week is just gonna feel like 10,000 yrs no matter what huh 000
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Top 10 most miserable day awards, do notttttt know how Im gonna get through to 10:30PM tonight 010
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 23/03/2025@qhristalmighty.bsky.social and I going to animal at 2pm on a sunday 050
Reposted by Brett 🎃😈👻alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 18/03/2025in retrospect it's kind of funny that sci fi was like "imagine a world where robots gain sentience, but humanity refuses to grant them personhood" but in reality every loser techbro loser thinks chatgpt deserves more rights than like, actual people 9686801799
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Fellas, is it gay to feel real dumb and bad and pathetic? 030
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Once a gay guy confirms you are also gay they willlll be showing you pictures of the “hand towels” in their bear themed bathroom that are actually american apparel briefs. Loveeee community 050
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Every morning I come in, open my laptop, and have a spooky little pop up from vectorworks that’s like “3507 minutes have passed since you backed up this file”. Yeah, I know it’s been like 2 days you don’t have to say it so scary though 050
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Really need SNAPCHAT to stop EMAILING me when someone I haven’t spoken to since high school adds something to their story (I do not use it I just refuse to delete) 020
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Step out of my apartment and someone is BLASTING my immortal in their car outside…that bad huh? 140
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 08/03/2025@qhristalmighty.bsky.social is getting in drag downstairs and I am…..plumbing 020
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025“Tap to imagine with AI” absolutely fuckin not wtf are we doing yall… 030
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025The beeping has increased frequency UUGGHHHHHHH let me be COMFY 000
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Showered, changed the bed to gorgeous, crisp, clean, fresh linen sheets, got in bed ready to GO and now one of our fire alarms has a low battery and is beeping occasionally. If this shit keeps me up tonight I swear to GOD 140
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025The most bearface you’ll ever get from me, I promise 0101
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Soooo sorry but I’m not fucking anyone who lives in Secaucus lmao 000
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The betrayal I feel when a Hot Pocket ™️ is, in fact, extremely hot should be studied 040
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Passed by an excavating business in Jersey today called “Fisted Dove”. Tf they doin over there 030
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Not to be fuckin rude but sometimes you do just have to stare at dudes on the subway making DISASTROUS aesthetic choices to know What Not To Do 010
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, by far the most important part of lifting is flexing at yourself in the mirror after 040
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Switched to light mode real quick and I am already taking psychic damage 030
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Just ate a slice that was pep and mushroom. Ninja turtles ass pizza 051
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Really wild that they would even have “skip intro” as an option for new white lotus, wtf do you think this is??? Be so serious 070
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Just made @qhristalmighty.bsky.social bolt cutter off my lock because it hassss indeed been jammed (probably from salt water) since Miami whoops. I’m freeeeeee heheehehe 030
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Yes I did just have an almond croissant, that’s so crazy, why do you ask? 150
Reposted by Brett 🎃😈👻Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work. 897242860
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 10/02/2025V much enjoyed witnessing @qhristalmighty.bsky.social watch their first full football game. The main takeaway was we both need Dickerson BAD. GO BIRDS 🦅 140
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Extremely gay day going to 2 sex stores and picking up hormones lol 010
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Nothing better than a sandwich on a baguette so crispy, it slices the shit out of your mouth. Worth it every time 030
Reposted by Brett 🎃😈👻Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Tops look so stupid with an Apple Watch 2320723
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025At least one bear spotted in Miami Beach this past weekend 🐻😛🌴 091
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 30/01/2025My absolute favorite thing on set is when ppl ask someone to “switch to 2” on walkie to have a more private convo about something and I also switch just to get the scoop. It is almost never interesting but ya gotta do it for the thrill you know 030
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Straight gooners….what a scary concept I had not rly considered 140
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Perhaps it wasn’t actually the ideal time to stretch my septum when I have a cold, am working constantly, and it’s freezing out 010
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Who up stretching they holes? (6g septum baybeeee I defeated the fucking dragon) 260
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I did not in fact get to nap in the dumb little phone booth thing but I am home, it is 4AM, and I only have to work again at 9AM woooooooo 🤪 010
Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Being held back from the brink of insanity by a tropical mix sprite and a tropical mix sprite only 010