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@breadcalzone.bsky.social
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Any other anxiety ridden, beta blocker taking, lifters on here wanna let me know if creatine will knock me dead??? Genuinely need to know lol
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Kylie Minogue Friday into Three Penny Opera at BAM Saturday is a wild combo. Weekend of Arts and Culture ™️
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Rlllllyyyyy gooning for this lentil soup I made tonight 🫰🏼
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Subby af bc a large portion of my job since I was like 24 is bossing around men twice my age lol
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
A wolf holds his hands out in gratitude as a generous dollop of ranch dressing is dispensed into his hands from a rectangular dispenser. Another wolf in the background looks one as he bites into a pizza slice from the side. Text above them reads "Home/Domicile: <3 hidden valley <3 "
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Begging native to stop making shit that smells like donuts???? Please I just want a nice body wash that’s like idk bergamot or something not krispy kreme????
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sooooo much I wish I could say about this season of project runway but I literally Cannot
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This week is just gonna feel like 10,000 yrs no matter what huh
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Top 10 most miserable day awards, do notttttt know how Im gonna get through to 10:30PM tonight
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@qhristalmighty.bsky.social and I going to animal at 2pm on a sunday
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
in retrospect it's kind of funny that sci fi was like "imagine a world where robots gain sentience, but humanity refuses to grant them personhood" but in reality every loser techbro loser thinks chatgpt deserves more rights than like, actual people
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Fellas, is it gay to feel real dumb and bad and pathetic?
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Once a gay guy confirms you are also gay they willlll be showing you pictures of the “hand towels” in their bear themed bathroom that are actually american apparel briefs. Loveeee community
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Every morning I come in, open my laptop, and have a spooky little pop up from vectorworks that’s like “3507 minutes have passed since you backed up this file”. Yeah, I know it’s been like 2 days you don’t have to say it so scary though
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Really need SNAPCHAT to stop EMAILING me when someone I haven’t spoken to since high school adds something to their story (I do not use it I just refuse to delete)
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Step out of my apartment and someone is BLASTING my immortal in their car outside…that bad huh?
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
But we do have new sink now!
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
@qhristalmighty.bsky.social is getting in drag downstairs and I am…..plumbing
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
“Tap to imagine with AI” absolutely fuckin not wtf are we doing yall…
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The beeping has increased frequency UUGGHHHHHHH let me be COMFY
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Showered, changed the bed to gorgeous, crisp, clean, fresh linen sheets, got in bed ready to GO and now one of our fire alarms has a low battery and is beeping occasionally. If this shit keeps me up tonight I swear to GOD
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
The most bearface you’ll ever get from me, I promise
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Soooo sorry but I’m not fucking anyone who lives in Secaucus lmao
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The betrayal I feel when a Hot Pocket ™️ is, in fact, extremely hot should be studied
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Dad maxing today fr
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Passed by an excavating business in Jersey today called “Fisted Dove”. Tf they doin over there
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Almost missed tummy Tuesday so sorry
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Not to be fuckin rude but sometimes you do just have to stare at dudes on the subway making DISASTROUS aesthetic choices to know What Not To Do
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, by far the most important part of lifting is flexing at yourself in the mirror after
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Switched to light mode real quick and I am already taking psychic damage
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Just ate a slice that was pep and mushroom. Ninja turtles ass pizza
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Really wild that they would even have “skip intro” as an option for new white lotus, wtf do you think this is??? Be so serious
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Just made @qhristalmighty.bsky.social bolt cutter off my lock because it hassss indeed been jammed (probably from salt water) since Miami whoops. I’m freeeeeee heheehehe
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yes I did just have an almond croissant, that’s so crazy, why do you ask?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
V much enjoyed witnessing @qhristalmighty.bsky.social watch their first full football game. The main takeaway was we both need Dickerson BAD. GO BIRDS 🦅
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Extremely gay day going to 2 sex stores and picking up hormones lol
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Nothing better than a sandwich on a baguette so crispy, it slices the shit out of your mouth. Worth it every time
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Margaret Cho @margaretcho.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Tops look so stupid with an Apple Watch
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Spjörk @spjork.hausofprophets.art · 06/02/2025
I love Beers 💛
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Just how I like my cereal, full of loads
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
At least one bear spotted in Miami Beach this past weekend 🐻😛🌴
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
My absolute favorite thing on set is when ppl ask someone to “switch to 2” on walkie to have a more private convo about something and I also switch just to get the scoop. It is almost never interesting but ya gotta do it for the thrill you know
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
✂️ for the beach
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Straight gooners….what a scary concept I had not rly considered
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Perhaps it wasn’t actually the ideal time to stretch my septum when I have a cold, am working constantly, and it’s freezing out
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Who up stretching they holes? (6g septum baybeeee I defeated the fucking dragon)
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I did not in fact get to nap in the dumb little phone booth thing but I am home, it is 4AM, and I only have to work again at 9AM woooooooo 🤪
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Brett 🎃😈👻 @breadcalzone.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Being held back from the brink of insanity by a tropical mix sprite and a tropical mix sprite only
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