Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve pouted sulked and stewed but never schlumped 010 1
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Keep spitting, serstatic.klipy.comBill Murray: Yes Sir You Got ItALT: Bill Murray: Yes Sir You Got It 010 1
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Cedanne Rafaela is so goddamn cool and good at center field 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026For the record, the deck chairs on the titanic were perfectly arranged when it went down, but nobody cares about that part” 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Whoever came up with the idea of running advertising on Tinder is crazy. But not as crazy as the SEPTIC COMPANY who decided that it would be a good idea to advertise on Tinder. 230 3
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Do you think it’s worse to miss a game tying or game winning…. - Penalty kick in the World Cup - Foul shot in the NBA finals - Field goal in the NFL playoffs? 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 04/07/2026My dad saw The Poseidon Adventure, and was so impacted by it that my family even attempted to consider a cruise ship vacation. My reasons for being anti-cruise are different, but we’ve reached the same conclusions. 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If you’re using speakerphone/FaceTime in public, especially in cramped public spaces like a bus/train or standing in line, my goal WILL become to inconvenience you in some type of minor way 020 2
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Thank you for the kind words about a true legend 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Everybody knows that being in hell is hot, but it’s the humidity that really gets you 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Bank of America needs to rethink their whole BofA tagline immediately 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Soon as you go up by ten on the Knicks, you’ve lost. I don’t make the rules 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I’m convinced there’s something off with that rim on the right side of the court. #NBAFinals 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 27/05/2026San Pellegrino+Sopranos commercial is so much more rewarding now that I’ve watched the show. Oh! 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 07/05/2026My fantasy team name for next year is going to be Wilfork Russini if Vrabel 010 1
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Kids in my neighborhood were playing roof/wall ball with a goddamn LACROSSE BALL. I feel like that’s insane but maybe I’m wrong. 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The Sacramental Kings, is this something? 010 1
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Payton Pritchard’s contract is the best deal in the NBA. #Celtics 020 2
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 26/04/2026No pressure in that first series back against the Astros or anything… Front office won the blame battle but the fans are the ones losing the war. 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Ultimately, it was a cowardly move by the #RedSox to wait until they had multiple road series in a row to fire their third-most tenured manager in franchise history. 100 1
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I’m gonna need them to vent the crap out of TD Garden and get the stink out of there before the Celtics play in that building again. #Celtics 020 2
Reposted by Bread AuerbachAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation. 208216994855 21.7K
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 22/04/2026We can have a little heat check, as a treat. #Celtics 010 1
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Mark Davis is Scott Foster-ing up the game 010 1
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Is this a Scott Foster game? Cause it feels like it is #Celtics 010 1
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Triple Double watch for Tatum. Defense causing PROBLEMS. Refs are gonna have to try and keep this game close. #Celtics 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I dislike Nick Nurse, too much Kyle Lowry in his game 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Man, Queta is a DAWG on them boards #Celtics 071 7
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 25/03/2026My big sister had a baby today! I officially have Unc status. 130 3
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Rather see us playing through Jaylen like we have all season, and let Tatum be the one standing in the corner hitting threes to get himself back up to speed. 000 0
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Celtics should be running the offense through Jaylen like they have all season. We’re back to Tatum iso-ball instead 010 1
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Well it happened again, I woke up mad about Game of Thrones 020 2
Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 17/01/2026“Lil’Jordan with a big drop” is the kinda line that sticks with somebody for their whole career 000 0
