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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Cedanne Rafaela is so goddamn cool and good at center field

Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

For the record, the deck chairs on the titanic were perfectly arranged when it went down, but nobody cares about that part”

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Whoever came up with the idea of running advertising on Tinder is crazy. But not as crazy as the SEPTIC COMPANY who decided that it would be a good idea to advertise on Tinder.

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Do you think it’s worse to miss a game tying or game winning…. - Penalty kick in the World Cup - Foul shot in the NBA finals - Field goal in the NFL playoffs?

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My dad saw The Poseidon Adventure, and was so impacted by it that my family even attempted to consider a cruise ship vacation. My reasons for being anti-cruise are different, but we’ve reached the same conclusions.

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

If you’re using speakerphone/FaceTime in public, especially in cramped public spaces like a bus/train or standing in line, my goal WILL become to inconvenience you in some type of minor way

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Everybody knows that being in hell is hot, but it’s the humidity that really gets you

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Bank of America needs to rethink their whole BofA tagline immediately

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Soon as you go up by ten on the Knicks, you’ve lost. I don’t make the rules

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I’m convinced there’s something off with that rim on the right side of the court. #NBAFinals

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

San Pellegrino+Sopranos commercial is so much more rewarding now that I’ve watched the show. Oh!

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Wemby straight up breaking the game

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

My fantasy team name for next year is going to be Wilfork Russini if Vrabel

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Kids in my neighborhood were playing roof/wall ball with a goddamn LACROSSE BALL. I feel like that’s insane but maybe I’m wrong.

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The Sacramental Kings, is this something?

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Payton Pritchard’s contract is the best deal in the NBA. #Celtics

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Ultimately, it was a cowardly move by the #RedSox to wait until they had multiple road series in a row to fire their third-most tenured manager in franchise history.

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I’m gonna need them to vent the crap out of TD Garden and get the stink out of there before the Celtics play in that building again. #Celtics

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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

We can have a little heat check, as a treat. #Celtics

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Is this a Scott Foster game? Cause it feels like it is #Celtics

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Triple Double watch for Tatum. Defense causing PROBLEMS. Refs are gonna have to try and keep this game close. #Celtics

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I dislike Nick Nurse, too much Kyle Lowry in his game

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

My big sister had a baby today! I officially have Unc status.

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Celtics should be running the offense through Jaylen like they have all season. We’re back to Tatum iso-ball instead

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Well it happened again, I woke up mad about Game of Thrones

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

“Lil’Jordan with a big drop” is the kinda line that sticks with somebody for their whole career

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Welp, I’m eating a whole pizza then

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Bread Auerbach @breadauerbach.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Hell yea Whitlock, way to dig out of a jam #redsox

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Would it dong? (again) @woulditdongagain.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Roman Anthony vs Logan Gilbert Home Run (1) 💣 Exit velo: 104.0 mph Launch angle: 27 deg Projected distance: 391 ft This would have been a home run in 19/30 MLB ballparks, including Fenway Park BOS @ SEA 🔺 1st

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