G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 25/09/2026MILFs? No thanks, I prefer FILMS (Fuck I Love Miso Soup) 🤤 011
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Baby’s first credit card dispute 🥳 easier to initiate than I expected 020
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Meal subscription service somehow got my new address so I submitted a Do Not Sell/Delete my Data request a week ago. Instead, they charged my card $130 today for this months meals! No active subscription in over a year. Rot in hell, CookUnitystatic.klipy.comSaruman: So You Have Chosen DeathALT: Saruman: So You Have Chosen Death 000
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Freeway will almost always give it away (as will referring to specific freeways by “the” kinda how people in the south call it the walmart) mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 030
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Inshallah he dies during Libra season so we can begin the healing process 040
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comMy Disappointment Is Immeasurable MemeALT: My Disappointment Is Immeasurable Meme 010
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Vibes in the staff meeting so bad today I got added to a fresh meme shitposting group on Teamsstatic.klipy.comWTF MarioALT: WTF Mario 030
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Two fillings at the dentist today and the numbing has worn off and the Tylenol is not helping 🫠 he had to get all up in my gums to get traction or something idk but mouth is so mad. I also learned that CareCredit cannot be used for anything less than $300 so I couldn’t pay for these either 😂static.klipy.comAlaska Thunderfuck's 'Ouch'ALT: Alaska Thunderfuck's 'Ouch' 031
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Hoping these probiotics help my cats IBD 😭😭 having a pet is so stressful 020
Reposted by GPT Klein @ptklein.com · 08/08/2026What if—and hear me out on this—we all made out more 7258643
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Headphones broken a month after the warranty expired, how fun 120
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 16/07/2026bitches love to complain about how I don’t have more open availability in my work calendar to meet, and then when they do book a slot, they don’t show up! I guess it wasn’t so important after all 🤷🏻♂️static.klipy.comColin Jost: 'You Think You're The Victim Here' SNLALT: Colin Jost: 'You Think You're The Victim Here' SNL 110
Reposted by GRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This summer's record-setting heat wave is making wildfires in states like Colorado and Utah even worse. And to top it off, private equity investors are even price-gouging firefighters. 13331351491
Reposted by GKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either 20185771112
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Eye twitch is back, just in time for the fiscal yearstatic.klipy.comAmy's Eye Twitch from Kitchen NightmaresALT: Amy's Eye Twitch from Kitchen Nightmares 050
Reposted by GBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Trans rights are human rights always and forever. 104154544145
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The discourse on here today is so funnystatic.klipy.comKeke Palmer Reacts: 'I Don't Know Who'ALT: Keke Palmer Reacts: 'I Don't Know Who' 000
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Still have a vacation hangover (not alcohol, just joie de vivre) and it’s ruined the little motivation I had with my current place of employment so imma need for a job offer to come through soon before I lose it 😭😵💫 020
Reposted by GThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/06/2026Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country 271785229
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 04/06/2026This Lego Utah Mormon saga is *wild* but also unsurprising bc acab 111
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Sorted my week of meds and realized my pharmacy didn’t autoship my PrEP this month so I’m finna run out tomorrow during pride month until they ship a new one 🫠😭 040
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 30/05/2026One thing about me is that I don’t want to see/hear anything about L*na Dunham. I’m done giving her any attention and it’s pretty weird to me she is in the media circuit right now having sit down conversations as if she is back from vacation or something 010
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Double of nothing is actually also nothing! I don’t want to double your taxes, Jeff. I want to raise your taxes 1500%. I couldn’t buy a happy meal with “double” your taxes, fuck outta here 😤 010
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Monday againstatic.klipy.comErika Girardi Spaced Out on Real HousewivesALT: Erika Girardi Spaced Out on Real Housewives 040
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 14/05/2026“I hate to bother you” THEN DON’T! It’s that easy actually 000
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Not sure if I was being cruised in Trader Joe’s today because homie walked between me and the frozen fruit and his jaw dropped when we made eye contact 😅😅😅 050
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It would be really, really funny if it happened while he is in China 🤭 040
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Okay I see the hype about Slayyyter now, just had to listen in my car a few times 🤘🏼 040
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Yesterday I learned about the different predicted outcomes of AI advancement, and apparently three years ago a bunch of AI experts and researchers signed a letter asking us to stop developing it because the chance of extinction or enslavement of humans is that high. More than a 50% chance by somemedia.tenor.coma woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screenALT: a woman is getting her hair done and the words i hate it here are on the screen 010
Reposted by GThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026Trump Claims Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting Reinforces Need To End Journalism theonion.com/trump-claims-correspon… 542782444
Reposted by G☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026it is physically impossible for the genx/boomer liberal type to make a joke that doesn’t involve bizarre homophobia or transmisogyny and it’s weird as fuck 1019317
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 21/04/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so help me if i have strep again, Doc & I are discussing removing my tonsils because this shit is so annoyingmedia.tenor.coma stuffed penguin is sitting on a wooden chair in a room .ALT: a stuffed penguin is sitting on a wooden chair in a room . 110
Reposted by GThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/04/2026Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-ba… 513811703
Reposted by GGabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It’s very interesting how a president’s age, health, and mental acuity stopped mattering after July 2024. 115434
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Not to reference JK but hoping this is one of Zuck’s horcruxes 🤞🏼 011
G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 05/03/2026How I arrived on Blueskymedia.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man sitting on a benchALT: a black and white photo of a man sitting on a bench 030
Reposted by GBig Fat Logan, Crystal Sorcerer @heftykiwi.bsky.social · 02/03/2026The Scarlet rot has finally got him, so he has to travel to the haligtree 2132
