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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some good music out today! Some, not all
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MILFs? No thanks, I prefer FILMS (Fuck I Love Miso Soup) 🤤
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Baby’s first credit card dispute 🥳 easier to initiate than I expected
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Meal subscription service somehow got my new address so I submitted a Do Not Sell/Delete my Data request a week ago. Instead, they charged my card $130 today for this months meals! No active subscription in over a year. Rot in hell, CookUnity
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Saruman: So You Have Chosen Death
ALT: Saruman: So You Have Chosen Death
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy birthday 🥂🥳😄
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have to know if Long Islands are better in Long Island 👀
Marge Simpson finished her third Long Island iced tea and says “I’d like to visit that Long Island place if only it were real”
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Freeway will almost always give it away (as will referring to specific freeways by “the” kinda how people in the south call it the walmart) mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nutty Buddy is my go-to 🤤
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Inshallah he dies during Libra season so we can begin the healing process
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Lady Gaga: I Have To Laugh
ALT: Lady Gaga: I Have To Laugh
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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My Disappointment Is Immeasurable Meme
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Vibes in the staff meeting so bad today I got added to a fresh meme shitposting group on Teams
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WTF Mario
ALT: WTF Mario
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Two fillings at the dentist today and the numbing has worn off and the Tylenol is not helping 🫠 he had to get all up in my gums to get traction or something idk but mouth is so mad. I also learned that CareCredit cannot be used for anything less than $300 so I couldn’t pay for these either 😂
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Alaska Thunderfuck's 'Ouch'
ALT: Alaska Thunderfuck's 'Ouch'
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hoping these probiotics help my cats IBD 😭😭 having a pet is so stressful
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 08/08/2026
What if—and hear me out on this—we all made out more
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I really just don’t like plumcots
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is after listening to new Ariana last night, so I don’t think the two are unrelated
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Headphones broken a month after the warranty expired, how fun
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
real
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
bitches love to complain about how I don’t have more open availability in my work calendar to meet, and then when they do book a slot, they don’t show up! I guess it wasn’t so important after all 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Colin Jost: 'You Think You're The Victim Here' SNL
ALT: Colin Jost: 'You Think You're The Victim Here' SNL
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 12/07/2026
Respect the dead who respected the living.
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
D̶r̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶w̶a̶m̶p̶ -> become the swamp
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This summer's record-setting heat wave is making wildfires in states like Colorado and Utah even worse. And to top it off, private equity investors are even price-gouging firefighters.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Eye twitch is back, just in time for the fiscal year
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Amy's Eye Twitch from Kitchen Nightmares
ALT: Amy's Eye Twitch from Kitchen Nightmares
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Meridia's Beacon: A New Hand Touches
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The discourse on here today is so funny
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Keke Palmer Reacts: 'I Don't Know Who'
ALT: Keke Palmer Reacts: 'I Don't Know Who'
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Still have a vacation hangover (not alcohol, just joie de vivre) and it’s ruined the little motivation I had with my current place of employment so imma need for a job offer to come through soon before I lose it 😭😵‍💫🫩
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
happy pride to this gay icon
Shelley long as Phyllis Nefler from troop Beverly Hills in her girls scout uniform raising her hand with a ciggie in her mouth god what a legend
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
barking (respectfully)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/06/2026
Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country
Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is also how I have learned that a lot of police departments across the country have a cap on IQ and people get denied if they score too high and are too smart
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Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected
ALT: Jason Bateman: I Don't Know What I Expected
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This Lego Utah Mormon saga is *wild* but also unsurprising bc acab
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sorted my week of meds and realized my pharmacy didn’t autoship my PrEP this month so I’m finna run out tomorrow during pride month until they ship a new one 🫠😭
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
what a splendid little weekend
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
One thing about me is that I don’t want to see/hear anything about L*na Dunham. I’m done giving her any attention and it’s pretty weird to me she is in the media circuit right now having sit down conversations as if she is back from vacation or something
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Ass on the timeline? More likely than you think
My ass in a thong from behind
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
🫠🫠🫠 what a great angle for you both
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Had some bomb Al Pastor and suddenly I’m revived
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Double of nothing is actually also nothing! I don’t want to double your taxes, Jeff. I want to raise your taxes 1500%. I couldn’t buy a happy meal with “double” your taxes, fuck outta here 😤
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Steven Yeun
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Monday again
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Erika Girardi Spaced Out on Real Housewives
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Elliot @1t2ls.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Circle 9, 2nd Ring.
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“I hate to bother you” THEN DON’T! It’s that easy actually
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Not sure if I was being cruised in Trader Joe’s today because homie walked between me and the frozen fruit and his jaw dropped when we made eye contact 😅😅😅
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Me when I lack umami
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G @brbhibernating.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It would be really, really funny if it happened while he is in China 🤭
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