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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 11h

Apparently I’m perfectly tanned for Utah crimson, so thank you 🥰

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 11h

I’m currently composing insults if I’m ever asked to comment on how he looks. This is the least offensive of them

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 12h

As stick figures sang “breathe, and take it in”

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 12h

I’m always baffled at people traveling to weekend sports tournaments. “When’s the first game?” Assume 7am and come in the night before

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 12h

The last of the birria. Until next Sunday cuz I’m out of fridge food and need to replenish it and I’m feeling doing it again

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 13h

I suppose the aca repeal in 2017. But that’s it. And she stood by all their soft repeals

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 13h

I always switch up beers on the last one. (If I’m doing a steady night) and this one I did just to remind myself… should have gone to one of my better ones

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 13h

Basically holding down the financials of my local brewery

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 13h

Me to my coworkers when the company’s owner drives around the campus on his golf cart

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 13h

I could use some nice tits to rest my head on

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 13h

“You’d give me something Mitch McConnell couldn’t use? Too soon”

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 13h

I can have Halloween year round. Just walk into my works cadaver freezer.

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

Or… and hear me out, you smother me with them and I don’t

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

He should just throw a walker at her

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

It better awaken bisexuality in a new generation. Otherwise it’s a waste

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

Interesting I never thought of this shade of red really being my color. Closer to maroon maybe

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

Killing is quick. Lifelong trauma is forever

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

I have a BS… wait let me try again. I have an MS… no, not better. Last try. I have an MBA… oof no that’s the worst of them all

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

It seems a lot of these maga folk walk into the plastic surgeon and ask to look like how South Park would caricature them

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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 19h

The one thing I’m taking from this era of American politics is if the plastic surgeon says you’ve had enough, it’s a good idea to listen

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

Unfortunately, hypocrisy seems to end at party lines

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

All those policies would save people more money than $5k

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

I’d prefer a little less killing, but otherwise sure

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

I miss the automatic mail in ballot that Utah had when I lived there (I always did drop boxes anyways). Now I could vote by mail in Florida but there’s a lot of people too willing to fuck with that. So I vote early in person

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 14h

A coworker has shown up with an uneven tan. Another coworker said that this guy talked about taking a peptide that’s doing that. So he’s getting the RFK jr treatment

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 15h

Work trip to Chicago then New Jersey early December. But what if I extended it on both ends for more time in Chicago and go to NYC?

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 15h

24 team college football playoff?!?! The post season gonna be as long as regular season soon

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 15h

Maybe killing CoreWeave is the path to killing Oracle

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 15h

In full team meeting today, one topic was that ai is available if you have a good business case. One coworker had used it for tolerance stacks, which I gotta say, sounds fantastic cuz those can take forever. But otherwise, after the meeting, the team was unexcited

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 17h

Had a lot of work done to not look like a Lego twink

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Yesterday multiple coworker were like “ask copilot”. No, I need a referable source, and ai response doesn’t work.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months.

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Now give each of them the wrong key and say they can be unlocked when they find each other

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Brandton 🏳️‍🌈 @brandtonwithad.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Yeah, the tacos would definitely have to be on the larger size for even 4 each

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