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Brandon Palzkill

@brandonpalzkill.bsky.social
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He/Him. Cosmic spectator with unrealistic expectations for life, the universe, and everything. Occasionally writes. Occasionally plays music. Occasionally sleeps. How are you? "I play the fool but, as a rule, I'd rather act my age." - The Rutles

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 24/07/2025
The Oxford comma (also known as the ‘serial comma’) is the comma that separates the second to last item in a list from a final item that is introduced by ‘and’ or ‘or.’ It is optional...but be aware that not using the serial comma can result in some ambiguity.
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I gotta admit... KPop Demon Hunters may have planted within me the urge to get an Acoustasonic.
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Well... shit.
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Maybe it's because I'm older, now, and presumably a little "wiser", but I'm about to utter words thought I'd never say: I finally appreciate the appeal of relic-ed guitars.
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Happy Star Wars Day to all who celebrate it!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2025
RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
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RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a registry of U.S. introverts who sometimes get social anxiety. “When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time […]
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Good morning Bluesky !
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Wishing a joyous Rex Manning Day to you all.
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I can tell my newest batch of fudge turned out infinitely better than my last batch because I won't have to spend the next month and a half scrubbing charred ick out of my pans. It really is the small victories...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Indeed.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What a different world we could have.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This says it all.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
What she said.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2025
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/02/2025
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I lost a very small d4 on my carpet and, one way or another, I'm gonna find it.
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The Beatles Photos @thebeatlespix.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Paul McCartney and John Lennon February 11 1968 the #Beatles
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
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Ellen L. Weintraub @ellenlweintraub.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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Owl Daily @owldaily.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Great gray owl 📸 kooroshbphotography #Nature #Birds #Owls #Photography
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2025
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only...
It Only Tuesday
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 02/02/2025
Deliver all with charity.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Dear Canada and Mexico, We’re so, so sorry. — Sane America
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Heather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Star Wars Holocron @swholocron.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Imagine a Tales of the Jedi Season 2 telling the origins of these characters
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NPR @npr.org · 11/01/2025
Moore, the surviving half and higher voice of the 1960s duo Sam & Dave, died Friday morning in Coral Gables, Florida, due to complications while recovering from surgery, his publicist said.
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Sam Moore, who sang 'Soul Man' in Sam & Dave duo, dies at 89
Moore, the surviving half and higher voice of the 1960s duo Sam & Dave, died Friday morning in Coral Gables, Florida, due to complications while recovering from surgery, his publicist said.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Query: Can "...it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it..." be considered a reasonable excuse for adding a vibrato system to a guitar that doesn't have one?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Wisdom from his many years.
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CNN @cnn.com · 07/01/2025
Peter Yarrow, singer-songwriter and founding member of the folk-music trio Peter, Paul and Mary, has died at 86. cnn.it/4gGn8Pp
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Seriously, please make a safe plan for yourself tonight. Even if YOU do the right thing, there are a lot of people out there who are not concerned about the safety of others. Have fun, STAY SAFE.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I just rewatched Almost Famous for the first time in years, and I forgot how much I love that movie.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My writing process is usually: a) I got this b) well, fuck c) wait that part was real good d) wait no that part sucks e) I am a god of this place f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here g) oh man I just figured it all out h) mistakes were made I) existential dread
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God @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Arcane has pretty much consumed my day, but I feel like I should make room for some Doctor Who.
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Doctors Without Borders / Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) @msf.ca · 17/11/2024
Science Portal is a free digital platform to share the medical evidence we gather as part of our medical humanitarian work. You can find peer-reviewed articles, conference materials and other content from the hundreds of research studies and analyses we do each year. #MedSky 🧪 scienceportal.msf.org
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Happy Life Day, everyone!
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I have never had a "favorite" statistic until this:
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
It is definitely shaping up to be a RWBY Chibi sort of day.
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Brandon Palzkill @brandonpalzkill.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Well, then... hi.
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