Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do you guys ever just wish you were a mail carrier? 030
Reposted by Brandon StoneJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In related news, I'll be starting the Medlock sportsbook. Every line is even money, no vig, max bet $580, both sides mandatory, one visit per six months. It's time to gamble our way to Medicaid for All. 241267260
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Looking forward to Michael Keane, Center Forward. Setting the O/U at 5.5 goals. 000
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Hold on. I’ve gotta go buy a Merlin Rohl neon yellow headband now. 010
Reposted by Brandon StoneBen Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This is one of those arguments that sounds like slopulism but is actually, if anything, understated. 56% of Colorado river water goes to GROWING FEED FOR LIVESTOCK IN THE DESERT. 512844803
Reposted by Brandon StoneCoco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Knew she couldn't run for president with a redhead attached to her 112
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Cape Fear is incredible. The physics of Max Cady making that jump should not have been glossed over. 100
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The fear of entering a men’s room in flip flops 010
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Oh cool, my favorite fellow BYU alum is recreating my favorite novel. 010
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Someone photoshop Pulisic’s face here for me. K thnx. 000
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I can’t tell if these “told you so” skeets (lol) are about soccer or Platner. 010
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I thought Trump was going to stop the world from laughing at us. Wasn’t that his whole deal? 010
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026They never had the juice. Get Pulisic out. Get Ream out. Burn it down. 010
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026US players need to stop waiting for the ref to bail them out and just start trying stuff. 000
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Pulisic out there reminding me why I had no confidence in this team a month ago. 020
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sad to see a promising, multicultural world power dragged down by an aging narcissist. 030
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Did Anthony Gordon just kiss Jude on the cheek? 000
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Can’t believe no one convinced Jackson Irvine to get his roots touched up before playing in the World Cup 000
Reposted by Brandon StoneBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes 402069255
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The new Cape Fear show is intentionally campy, right? Right? It’s gotta be on purpose, doesn’t it? 000
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Gio? In a defensive scenario? Does he run now? 000
Reposted by Brandon StoneBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 02/07/2026I would say give Tillman the Congressional Medal of Honor, but that would imply we still had a congress 11435
Reposted by Brandon StoneBenjamin Gaines @benjamingaines.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Jazz fans! I have an announcement. If you hate Donovan Mitchell for how he left but you don’t hate Walker Kessler for how he left you’re absolutely totally 100% doing this wrong 212
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’ve spent too many hours of my life worrying about overpaying Walker Kessler to provide slightly above average production at center. I feel a weight lifted off me. 010
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Now we’ll just have to wait and see if Moyes plays him at all 110
Reposted by Brandon StoneJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This game is a perfect clown detector. Oh, you think they should put in Pulisic? Let me guess, you thought Trump would fix the economy. 111510
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I just punched the overhead bin on this flight. Hell yeah. Soccer rules. 010
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Landon Donovan describing the French team as “arrogant” and “a little bit casual” like those aren’t the defining characteristics of their national identity. 100
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Few things as fun as an all out counterattack 000
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026OK, I’ve turned on the Knicks after all that barking. Except for Jordan Clarkson. He’s still perfect. 010
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 13/06/2026That was an epic choke job by the Swiss team, but at least their coach looked handsome on sideline. 000
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Why are a small British child and Katy Perry in that dress singing at this game? The US doesn’t have a chance. 120
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Alan Parsons Project in this setting was very disorienting 010
Reposted by Brandon StoneArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD 4886422147
Reposted by Brandon StoneBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I just want to point out to any game three Knicks ticket holders that “JEFF-REY EP-STEIN” reads out beautifully to a classic five clap crowd chant 162585573
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Passed Boots Riley on a hiking trail on Oahu. AMA. 020
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Fellow men, why is it always “Brad Pitt’s physique from Fight Club” and never “Ryan Gosling’s physique from “Crazy, Stupid Love?” 130
Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I just saw the back of the USMNT’s sad attempt at updating the Waldo jerseys, and once, I hope they get outscored by a billion this summer. 010
