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Brandon Stone

@brandonhstone.bsky.social
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you guys ever just wish you were a mail carrier?
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All my homies hate Kyle Whittingham
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Told you
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good thing they’ve still got another half against RSL to go.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My condolences. How we feeling about Jameis in superflex though?
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Absolutely our loss. Congrats, Sarah
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In related news, I'll be starting the Medlock sportsbook. Every line is even money, no vig, max bet $580, both sides mandatory, one visit per six months. It's time to gamble our way to Medicaid for All.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I, personally, am really looking forward to Michael Keane at striker
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looking forward to Michael Keane, Center Forward. Setting the O/U at 5.5 goals.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Now I’m mad I didn’t try to go.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah, he wasn’t going to see the court this season without multiple injuries ahead of him
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m relieved and a little sad
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The answer is $187k.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hold on. I’ve gotta go buy a Merlin Rohl neon yellow headband now.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Highs and lows this week
3 Ninjas: 1.5 stars
Thief: 4 stars
The Doors: 0.5 star
The Invite: 4.5 stars
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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is one of those arguments that sounds like slopulism but is actually, if anything, understated. 56% of Colorado river water goes to GROWING FEED FOR LIVESTOCK IN THE DESERT.
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Coco Dreamboat @cocodreamboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Knew she couldn't run for president with a redhead attached to her
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Painfully accurate
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Am I gonna have to visit the bad site to find out what’s going on?
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Obsession (2026)
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Hmmm. I remember another Turkish attacker brought in from a Süper Lig club at age 26….
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Could it be remade as a 10 episode Netflix show?” They did and no.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Remember when Ethan Embry briefly showed up for no reason?
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Cape Fear is incredible. The physics of Max Cady making that jump should not have been glossed over.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ok, but what about Blake Corum? He’s gotta be better than that
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Not a Blake Corbin truther? (I need hope)
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Letterboxd last four: Splitsville, The Odyssey, Unfaithful, Big
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The fear of entering a men’s room in flip flops
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh cool, my favorite fellow BYU alum is recreating my favorite novel.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All that to say, my initial wording was somewhat misleading with my actual theory
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No, rather than a purely organic groundswell, I think the much more likely scenario is something like Elder Caussé or Elder Andersen (who served and presided in France) introducing the idea to their colleagues.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It was the term of art used in French-speaking missions as far back as 25 years ago. Don’t know about other parts of the world. I wonder if this is the rare case of something working its way up to Salt Lake instead of the other way.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
At least RSL tried in our local market, but it was malpractice by the league itself.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Someone photoshop Pulisic’s face here for me. K thnx.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can’t tell if these “told you so” skeets (lol) are about soccer or Platner.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I thought Trump was going to stop the world from laughing at us. Wasn’t that his whole deal?
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not enough dawgs on that team
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ream responsible for all three goals.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They never had the juice. Get Pulisic out. Get Ream out. Burn it down.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
US players need to stop waiting for the ref to bail them out and just start trying stuff.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pulisic out there reminding me why I had no confidence in this team a month ago.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh hell yes, Malik Tillman.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Laughs uncomfortably in American
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sad to see a promising, multicultural world power dragged down by an aging narcissist.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Donald Trump: a pair of aging narcissists showing their thumbs
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Looking forward to the USA pure shithousing era.
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Did Anthony Gordon just kiss Jude on the cheek?
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
boxd.it/1Y5c
boxd.it
Sideways (2004)
Two middle-aged men embark on a spiritual journey through Californian wine country. One is an unpublished novelist suffering from depression, and the other is only days away from walking down the aisl...
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Can’t believe no one convinced Jackson Irvine to get his roots touched up before playing in the World Cup
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes
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Brandon Stone @brandonhstone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The new Cape Fear show is intentionally campy, right? Right? It’s gotta be on purpose, doesn’t it?
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