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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Been doing a lot of my writing at the library recently, and I'm reminded of how truly remarkable these places are, and Jesus Christ do I ever miss Shelved.

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Oh girl!!!! Eatin' good this Canadian Thanksgiving!!

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Hell yeah, Tropical Malady and Asako I and II!

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Chris got a Crunchyroll subscription, and he's been watching explosive action and shonen shows, while I've mostly been watching BL. We are challenging traditional notions of seme and uke.

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Everyone's talking about the Rizzler, whom I assume is Risley from E.M. Forster's MAURICE, that deliciously chatty fop!!!!!

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Just watched The Lion King and saw how Scar was struggling. I wanted to yell at the stage, "Baby, you don't need to pretend you need a queen - be your OWN queen! You live in a gay steam bath with hyena go-go dancers, and that is your truth! Smash the heteronorms of the dynasty! You are seen, bb!"

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Have we talked about Sex Education season 4? Because that was a bad season, yeah? Am I alone in thinking this?

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

At brunch and a group of young millennials are talking about the gameshow "Uh-Oh" but they don't even remember "It's Alive" smh

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

New glasses, new haircut, new orthotics, new computer, new CPAP mask & hose - got me feelin' like:

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Karaoke but for old Simpsons episodes.

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I don’t mean to brag or toot my own horn – because most of the time I feel like I "don’t got 'it'” – but today I forced myself to list my accomplishments, creative and professional, over the last couple years, and, for the briefest moment, I felt… really proud of myself.

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

In my grade 6 history textbook, the artwork in the chapter on the Olympics included old paintings depicting nude men flexing and competing, only edited so they were wearing thin black briefs, but I figured it out, and anyway 26 years later I have a B.A. in Classics.

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Alex J Squire @alexjsquire.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

dating app for twains to meet

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Can't decide if coffee shops now calling them "Canadianos" is entering "freedom fries" territory, or

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Another one of my favourite - I will be delicate here - Adult Film Performers has come to Toronto and he has just been spending all his time eating in Scarborough restaurants and that is a bigger turn-on than the p*rn he has done?

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Love using "as it were" even when I know it literally were.

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers! 1/20 Watership Down by Richard Adams #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

*Terminator hands you a collection of Joan Didion's nonfiction writing* "We tell ourselves stories in order to live if you want to live."

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Hate when the crossword clue is something smug and vague like, "Hmmm, they daren't, dare they? 😏"

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I feel like the expression "dogwhistle" oughtta be retired and replaced with "racist hog call"

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Baldur's Gate 3 is kinda genius because the only way you can get laid is if you learn Dungeons and Dragons first.

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I find myself stuck writing an idea I've lost all confidence in, but have to complete. I can't wrap my head around what it's trying to say, and it's become this albatross around my neck. It's sapped my confidence. Any writers dealt with this before? More just looking for assurance.

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Probably shouldn't have gone on twitter dot com right before I checked my blood pressure

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The existence of France Gall implies the existence of Canada Audacity.

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Hit snooze not because I was sleepy but because I was dreaming about an argument and didn't want him to have the last word.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

Putting together my sexy playlist (just the opening theme song of "For Better or For Worse")

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 20/07/2023

I'm sure I'm missing something, but it feels like the whole Republican strategy to ruin Joe Biden's reputation via association with Hunter is to expose the President as someone who... loves his son

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

Maybe I should get back into stand-up. Can anyone tell me what advances have been made in "tops be like this, bottoms be like this" comedy?

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

I keep thinking I'll be fine without Vyvanse, but then I take it and can literally read *BOOKS* and write *SENTENCES* and what the *FUCK*???

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

Ten films to get to know me: Happy Together Tropical Malady Nope Blade Runner Royal Space Force The Rocky Horror Picture Show Hedwig and the Angry Inch Phantom of the Paradise A Brighter Summer Day Funeral Parade of Roses

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

Not quite sure what to post on here yet, as I'm still too new to post my brand of tragicomic self-effacement, so I'll start with something simple and corny: [To the tune of Aerosmith's "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing"] MAN COVERED IN CHERRY JELLY: ... 🎶And a doughnut's a messy thiiiiing🎶

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Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

Nice to be here! Here's what I look like! I'm a Toronto-based TV comedy writer & performer!

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