Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s fun meeting internet people in real life and realizing their internet persona is manufactured. I promise I’m this weird and sensitive in real life. 1260
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Consistently when I post thirst traps on here somebody who doesn’t follow me always has something weird to say about it. It makes me not want to use Bluesky. People already barely use this app and the bad vibes are a turn off. 5193
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seconds after this was taken, a 45 year old man walked into the locker room and I freaked out. 987046
Reposted by BrandeauxjClive Daddy Rosfield @asymetricalhomo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you can’t cum on yourself, how you gonna cum on anybody else? 2303
Reposted by BrandeauxjSt. Paul Pork Product @dgr3xl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Carly Rae Jepsen giving us a 24 track album 6 months after having a baby 1504
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Today a headless torso said I was weird for asking if I knew him in real life. MY BROTHER YOU LIVE IN HOUSTON AND LIKE FAT BOYS, I THINK MY QUESTION IS VALID. Then you ask to see my nudes. I HAVENT EVEN SEEN YOUR CHIN YET?! Silly. 🤪 2240
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The gym has been tough this week. But we made it. 026810
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I just wanna kiss cute mustached boys. why do yall evade me? Just lemme hang with you and smooch… 4562
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A youth on Hevy bullied my ass for posting not flexing pics. Cause I did a little peace sign pic with my workout. Lemme have my whimsy. 0190
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I can’t message people on Instagram and it’s driving me crazy. Here’s some thirst traps. Xoxo 544019
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m barking for the guy with the neck tattoos. I can’t help it. 0140
Reposted by BrandeauxjCole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 05/08/2026Delete 6+ months of butt posts because people are giving me sinister vibes online lately 🥰 4341
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It’s so sad when cute actors are straight. ˙◠˙ We could have been besties. 0210
Reposted by BrandeauxjOtter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I’m just gonna eat a bunch of cookies and jerk off. 🙂↕️ 101517
Reposted by BrandeauxjOtter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Date idea: me and you like this. 🥰 2982
Reposted by Brandeauxjkyle @totally-kyle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026me when I want him to eat my ass: 732620
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 17/07/2026When I see my internet besties flirt with hot men on social media, it’s such a complex feeling. Jealousy, Compersion, and Pride. You get that man bestie, but don’t forget about me 💜 0351
Reposted by BrandeauxjC_______M____ @chandlermead.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I don’t have a fat cock. I’ve never had a fat cock. If I wanted a fat cock, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Sickening. You could never have a fat cock because you are not that kind of girl. Baby everything I have I’ve worked for and gotten myself. You fucking bitch! 🤾♂️🍸💦👁️🗨️👄👁️🗨️ 928812
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Shoulders and Calves today. No calf pics, but imagine giant beefy chunks of meat. 🍖 242714
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If you see me smooching boys at the Fourth of July pool party, take pics because I won’t remember. 0330
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Yall posting these layered pics and videos. I struggle with CAPTCHAs during logins. I’m going to need yall to DM me what you want me to see directly. 1201
Reposted by BrandeauxjDaddy’s Big Bitch @aspicynugget.bsky.social · 30/06/2026“Happy Pride from the dolls” And it’s a photo of 6 of the worst white bears you’ve ever met. 3424
Reposted by Brandeauxjconnot @notquiteabear.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I'd tell myself to get a grip but idk if I can get any tighter 0102
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Just a sweetie pie having a good time with my friends. 333915
Reposted by Brandeauxjadrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 11/06/2026it’s that time of the week again! 81459
Reposted by BrandeauxjKirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026It’s so fucked up when you see a bear dating a woman. She doesn’t deserve him 17813
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Come see me at Ripcord on Friday at 8pm. I’ll be auctioning off a jockstrap for Tony’s Place 💜 540925
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 08/06/2026If you’re in Houston this Friday, please come support me. Mostly for my mental health 💜 1250
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This is the second day in a row I’ve been referred to as Fat as Fuck by a stranger in a gay space. But I think this time it was in a Lizzo kind of way? HAPPY PRIDE 🌈 31182
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Got called Daddy then immediately after a Fat Bitch. Happy Pride! 🏳️🌈 2391
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Please don’t ask me if my husband is interested in you. Then unfollow me when I tell you he’s not. That highkey hurt my feelings. I’m sorry I’m a different kind of hot than my husband, but don’t use me to get to him. 18470
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I got my haircut, went to the gym, and picked up groceries. Tell me I did a good job. ◡̈ 2044513
Brandeauxj @brandeauxj.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I shouldn’t talk to men after like 6pm. The Wellbutrin is wearing off and I’m either manic or depressed. 😔 1240