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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

i could delete this but instead i will just post mugshots of the rollypolly criminal

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

playing air grooves career scenario and coming to the inescapable conclusion that she and symboli rudolf should date, and that tokai eio is definitely getting sandwiched into that relationship. also i typed that before hitting this even which has no heterosexual explanation, tho its reversed on acc

Air Groove
Whenever she encourages me, I start to rely on her, and I find myself wanting to agree with everything she says...
Air Groove
But... I have to do better!
Air Groove quietly tells me about the previous day's events. As she finishes, a fierce determination starts to burn in her eyes.
Air Groove
I... do want to be like the sun. But on one condition...
Air Groove
I want to be a sun that captivates even the great earth and makes it yearn to reach into the sky!
Air Groove
I can't very well call myself the Empress if I'm only chasing after the Emperor's coattails!

We are two unique individuals with differing strengths. Don't look down on yourself just because I possess something you do not.
Air Groove
...Thank you. I'll keep that in mind.
Air Groove
The presidents ambitions are great, and her outlook is vast. She always stands out as a shining example to aspire to.
Air Groove
Whenever she encourages me, I start to rely on her, and I find myself wanting to agree with everything she says...
Air Groove
But... I have to do better!
Air Groove quietly tells me about the previous day's events. As she finishes, a fierce determination starts to burn in her eyes.

You are quite like the sun, you know. A blazing symbol shining bright for all Umamusume to see.
Air Groove
...!
Symboli Rudolf
If I may continue the metaphor, I wish to be like the earth. The verdant soil of happiness upon which their dreams may sprout.
Symboli Rudolf
These new dreams witness hope in the light of the sun-and as they reach toward it, they grow their stalks and finally flower.
Symboli Rudolf
With you as the sun and me as the earth, we shall achieve our dreams and create a paradise for all Umamusume.
Symboli Rudolf
We are two unique individuals with differing strengths. Don't look down on yourself just because I possess something you do not.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

actually i can get on board with this golshi-ism

gold ship declaring that ramen is basically a drink and therefore a ramen shop is a cafe

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

havent found the other one but this one is a ton of fun. basically the uma goddesses noticing that a trainer is one of the most bullyable women alive and correcting some clerical errors such as her being a “man”. shoutout to golshi swordsaint instakilling a swimsuit onto her

Uma Musume Pretty Derby
- The Story of a Trainer Who Has Ended Up Becoming an Uma Musume in a What-If
Scenario (Doujinshi)

trainer uma being highly responsible and dressing like a chaperone

gold ship, woman that she is, in an anime instakill post sword dash crouch behind the trainer

trainer in a skimpy bikini, with golshi bragging and then running away

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

was looking around trying to find the other “trainer turned into an Uma” comic id seen since i couldnt remember the name, and ykno what, my surprise is on me, i really should have expected pregnant horse girl yuri in the search results.

a list of uma musume manga search results, which includes pregnant horsegirl yuri

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

oh yeah i forgot to update, but i did clear the career mode, even got the goat title for her. had to use all my time shenanigans on her last main career race, but she won the finale handily. got close to my first a rank career, but not quite, and mid sparks sadly. hot springs w horsewomen tho 👍

completed super creek career with the “The GOAT” epithet unlocked

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

got my first hot spring ticket in uma musume and its on super creek so hell yeah. i swear if goldship randomly locks in on a race and ruins her whole career like she did on the first career after i got her racewear, i will build an entire gluefactory by hand

the hot spring ticket conversation with super creek, light, affectionate, promising to go after the big career moment. in ingame terms it means if the career fails even a little it never happens

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

confused by this card a bit, because the warp just seems so random. like its not completely useless on the card, but it doesn't really add that much, feels very "slap set mechanic on". I might be missing some line or trick though, warp is definitely an interesting mechanic.

$2.72
Loading Zone
Enchantment
If one or more counters would be put on a creature, Spacecraft, or Planet you control, twice that many of each of those kinds of counters are put on it instead.
Warp
(You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this enchantment at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

baking again, made some simple cookies for home, then post errands ill make some blondies and malted sugar cookies for event tomorrow

simple browned butter muscovado dark brown sugar cookies, slightly crispy, which we will call on purpose

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

the lighting is godawful so im futurecanoeing myself a bit, but i am quite happily enjoying a cherry-pineapple smoothie

a pink smoothie made with frozen cherries as primary, the last few frozen strawberries, and a base of bananas, yogurt, and pineapple juice

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I really want to build this commander just because she's hot, but I'm really not sure what her actual like. Win con and goal would be. I don't want to do poison, but she primarily brings defensive strategy, and commander does need a mix of defense and offense to keep games actually fun.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

decided to try out new gayer strats for dealing with ads, if i cant get rid of ai/crypto ads through blocking them, maybe i can start liking/interacting with liquor ads featuring beautiful women and get bullshit ads that are way nicer to look at

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

extremely funny to have reached the point in a rimworld colony where a fuckin -150 psychic drone is fine actually. it was all lesbian weddings and the psycasters own wife, girlfriend, wife, and girlfriend. i was about to win though, so it makes sense really. cannibal lesbian farmers polycule win.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

sometimes i wonder whether im supposed to accept more peace treaties in total war. if somebody declared war on me unprompted and tried to jump me, i believe in absolute revenge. maybe i should play dwarfs more actually im sounding like one on a grudging and i always do this with them

dwarves conquered the entire north pole away from demons the norse and the demon norse after being declared war on.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

i was supposed to read a bunch today but instead i just did this. fuck the norse i guess, calling this a win anyway

picture of a map game where the entire north pole has been conquered by dwarves away from the demonic norse

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

i wish you could put a gif and a picture in one post bc i need to combine this

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

look at these funky little idiots. their meat and milk have kept the colony going for so long and the front of our base has been cow and/or sheep pastures basically the whole time. but we are about to build a ship and leave and i can't build 100+ cryocaskets for cows. 3-5 cryocowskets max.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

ykno i saw dead estate was on sale and i wasn't sure about it, but i tried the demo, and decided it was at least 7 dollars fun. anyway they should really include this lady in the demo among others, would have made that decision Very Easy

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

triumph, motivated by comfy. so far smooth and v nice, sleep will tell

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

once again building a commander deck solely because i saw a card and went waow out loud. i mean just look at her really. so glad im not actually building any of these in paper/spending money though because yeesh.

Rashel, Fist of Torm, humongous buff older woman in heavy plate.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

posts halfawake cryptid phoo of new cookies, passes out

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

once again rotating this idiot and her many predicaments in my head

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

sadly she doesn't really work as a commander, but im very happy to put her in the 99 of the gorgon deck im building around this lady, who is also gorgeous, even if i like her art a little less. its still pretty, but she feels a bit smaller and less focused in frame.

regal green gorgon sitting on a throne with red eyes

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

doing optimistic mtg deckbuilding for tabletop sim purposes if i can get a steady group going, and i stumbled across this lady. anyway if you were wondering what my type is, see this image.

menacing snake woman named Hythonia the Cruel, lounging powerfully on a throne of statues "depicting battle", a long smooth shiny tail with patterns of green and black and gold, golden chest armor, snake hair draped across the back of her statue throne, some looking at the camera.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

extremely slowly catching up on the fed up office lady wants to serve the villainess by just leaving it in an open tab on my computer for months so i will periodically advance a page(yes my brain works great ty), and honestly, Lapis is so fucking funny. just immediately embraced Mine-brain. Yoink.

Lapis simply grabbing the main character in a bridal carry and taking her with her when she wants her attention to be on Lapis instead of paperwork.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

forgot to post em, but i made a second batch yesterday, of banana brownie cookies, the choc chip are for ppl on a road trip, the brownies cookies as a gift for one of the stops

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

it certainly works though dont it, gotta love a nice chocolate chip cookie.

massive pile of chocolate chip cookies on a plate

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

i think itll always be a little wild to me that with a few minutes careful folding this becomes this

traces of cookie dough and chocolate chips, overwhelmed by flour

the same dough, now folded and a rich smooth brown dotted with chocolate chips

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

maybe the most predictable beverage choice in history but this is actually nice as hell

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

todays relatable sentence found in a book

Maybe she wanted to be my friend. Or maybe she wanted to kill me and harvest my organs. I couldn't say which I was more okay with, truthfully.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

the funny thing is its actually even worse than it looks in a still, because of two tarot i grabbed. one gives fluctuating attack area and +1% per level, which i got early and am now at lvl 177, and the other makes half my evolved weapons bounce 3 times so its just a constant movement blender

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

sometimes vampire survivors just gets really funny really fast. sometimes i struggle with a level, sometimes im doing basically this by 10 minutes, 15 minutes in im full build, and 20+ im just getting bonus flaming skulls lol

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

youtube ads esp on mobile are always absolute dogshit but this might be a new low tbh. its not even pretending to advertise with anything but shrinkwrapped ass. still better than the shitty fascists ads that you arent allowed to meaningfully block and skyrocketed postelection

skinny ass shrinkwrapped in black plastic, complete with cameltoe, as the only ad feature besides a meaningless rewards code for a ?game? on youtubes main page

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

sometimes you call someone an illiterate moron to their face but you walk it back a Little, bc you did make one typo that could be misunderstood, but then they very confidently reply to inform you that no, they are in fact an illiterate moron, nvm, got it in one the first time around

“bro what the heck you literally quit the game but your still saying this stuff and why would you even flash exhaust??? all you have to do is stand next to ur ally what does the flash do except for waste ur flash”

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

apparently cheesy baked mac and cheese uses a completely stupid amount of grated cheese because of how much it melts down when you add it to the rue, i learned that recently. its kinda ridiculous honestly, like, quart jar in front of the bowl for scale lol, and the positioning makes the bowl smaller

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

doing editing and baffled bc i am pretty certain “overstaying my notice” doesnt work as a phrase, but it also feels weirdly close to functional and for some reason im getting blocked over an elegant replacement

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

forgot to post this the night of but i recently pushed the limits of the nonlethality of lactose intolerance. it was good but the last minute breadcrumbs atop did char a bit. they werent called fot, but we had em in the cupboard and somebody suggested it last minute

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

got around to cookies again, though back to basics on choc chip

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

moving to legally classify these as a kind of therapeutic treatment

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

huh, five whole people are Wrong

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

i should really experiment with adding more stuff now that ive stumbled into this method, but i really do love how the noodles get when you add the flavor packet first and cook em in water that doesn't cover em. they get so flavorful & tasty from absorbing. i acknowledge i might have a salt problem

nissin beef ramen packet cooked to have almost no broth

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

i should really make and eat an actual meal but the problem is i could also just make cheap ramen and that sounds a lot more appealing rn. getting my hands on this at costco was probably unwise but zero regrets. also msg fearmongering is such a weird and annoying racist relic, its so enduring.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

love a good very normal previous steam names list

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

okay, got permission and an @, @izumi-is-blah.bsky.social made this unbelievably amazing fanart of the mc of my ongoing magical girl story in her transformation, and i love it so much. genuinely such an amazing job of making her transformed outfit work and look fantastic, she looks perfect.

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

motivated by avoiding writing summary writing i fled to ms paint and honestly, could be worse. it is, at the very least, recognizable from in story, decent colors for eye-catching, and also i own it lol. this will do nicely till an unlikely time i commish a new one, and achieves not being blank

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

she looks like she got smashed in the face with a comedy frying pan, and the bit of depth on the left make it worse, looks like a slapstick cartoon character that just had everything in front of the neck flattened and her chin comically yanked on

this is sailor moon? looking exactly as described above

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

maybe raspberry herbal tea can just fix me actually, grabbed a glass of the last of the pot in this banger random glass. swirling it around and pondering the pseudo orb of it while drinking it is just a kinda nice vibe

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abhuman @braindamagedcat.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

dont have words for proper review in this mood but like, Banger 👍

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