sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you can tell a lot about someone by how they spend their kirkversaries… 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 21/08/2026cant say the name but i’m fucking up a certain university’s inventory like crazy 110
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026as a crush cigarette connoisseur i can say marlboro nxt is the yummiest and tastes like mint ice cream 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 29/04/2026my favorite position at work is running around stocking because sometimes i just sit on the ground in the stock room and vape for a minute or two or eat some snacks 🤷♂️ 110
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 25/04/2026reporting live from misandrist nation i’m the motherfuckin president bitch 042
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 23/04/2026piss your parents off on the phone so they don’t call you anymore hack 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 16/04/2026debt collectors aka the people who send you free envelopes 😊 021
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 30/03/2026picking out your boyfriends new dick at the dick store 😫😫 >>>> 011
Reposted by samMaddie Kadabki @larrydavidluvr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I don’t get cute. I get drop dead gorgeous 322
Reposted by samKenna Lastname @ghostoflaurapalmer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026it’s okay though because genuinely life is so beautiful without him 🩷 232
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 28/03/2026i lovee to gnaw on the starburst to get the flavors then spit it out 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 21/03/2026seeing the city only fix the sinkholes when a bunch of own of towners will be visiting for the weekend… 120
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 20/03/2026in ganeever and im chilling by a lake 😛https://open.spotify.com/track/4K6NPxSq5NJDKT0q8oOFLt?si=PANNr72qQ_Og6GYrKF70Zwopen.spotify.com#PURRR 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 19/03/2026all the neighbors wouldn’t stop calling me sexy and telling me to take off my shirt when i was washing my car guys stoppppp 😫 110
Reposted by samKenna Lastname @ghostoflaurapalmer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Having a two man with my besties in my new apartment… they are two men and we are gonna cuddle in my new bed… 221
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i will either hit the most deadly pittsburgh left or miss my chance to turn eight times and sit for 10 minutes 010
Reposted by samKenna Lastname @ghostoflaurapalmer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026open.spotify.com/track/3MFa9i... YOUNG HOS RUN FREE!!open.spotify.comYoung Hearts Run Free 021
Reposted by samKenna Lastname @ghostoflaurapalmer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026you two are JUST NOT TASTEFUL! 1101
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 22/12/2025exactly what i’ve been saying open.spotify.com/track/4VDEbs...open.spotify.comTRAFIK! 110
Reposted by samIngrid Ask Me About Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service @ingridblythe.bsky.social · 20/12/2025First attempt at boots. 2346160283
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 17/12/2025beautiful snowy weekend…. even though it’s already 60F tomorrow…. 021
Reposted by samharpy @shiftingvisage.bsky.social · 04/12/2024When you’re holding the dick and tickling the balls 613116
