sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you can tell a lot about someone by how they spend their kirkversaries… 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 21/08/2026cant say the name but i’m fucking up a certain university’s inventory like crazy 110
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026as a crush cigarette connoisseur i can say marlboro nxt is the yummiest and tastes like mint ice cream 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 29/04/2026my favorite position at work is running around stocking because sometimes i just sit on the ground in the stock room and vape for a minute or two or eat some snacks 🤷♂️ 110
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 25/04/2026reporting live from misandrist nation i’m the motherfuckin president bitch 042
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 23/04/2026piss your parents off on the phone so they don’t call you anymore hack 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 16/04/2026debt collectors aka the people who send you free envelopes 😊 021
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 06/04/2026had to leave the house after fighting with baes dad til my heart exploded but it felt almost good to talk my shit to an old man for the first time ever.. 020
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 30/03/2026picking out your boyfriends new dick at the dick store 😫😫 >>>> 011
Reposted by samMaddie Kadabki @larrydavidluvr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I don’t get cute. I get drop dead gorgeous 322
Reposted by samKenna Lastname @ghostoflaurapalmer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026it’s okay though because genuinely life is so beautiful without him 🩷 232
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 28/03/2026i lovee to gnaw on the starburst to get the flavors then spit it out 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 21/03/2026seeing the city only fix the sinkholes when a bunch of own of towners will be visiting for the weekend… 120
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 20/03/2026in ganeever and im chilling by a lake 😛https://open.spotify.com/track/4K6NPxSq5NJDKT0q8oOFLt?si=PANNr72qQ_Og6GYrKF70Zwopen.spotify.com#PURRR 010
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 19/03/2026all the neighbors wouldn’t stop calling me sexy and telling me to take off my shirt when i was washing my car guys stoppppp 😫 110
Reposted by samKenna Lastname @ghostoflaurapalmer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Having a two man with my besties in my new apartment… they are two men and we are gonna cuddle in my new bed… 221
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i will either hit the most deadly pittsburgh left or miss my chance to turn eight times and sit for 10 minutes 010
Reposted by samKenna Lastname @ghostoflaurapalmer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026open.spotify.com/track/3MFa9i... YOUNG HOS RUN FREE!!open.spotify.comYoung Hearts Run Free 021
sam @brainbodymp4.bsky.social · 12/03/2026like she kind of looks like if you created yourself in a game 010
