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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 7h
The “Payday” is a bizarre candy bar. Tastes just okay, aesthetically off-putting.
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m worried that the Falcons might be good. This can only end in tears. Bijan, can you outrun a curse asking for a city
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fine. I won't bet against Bari Weiss. But I'm DEFINITELY betting the other side of any future Caitlin Flanagan wagers
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ms Klobuchar, how do you explain THIS?! *pulls Hurkey the Hawk’s head off to reveal Harry the Hawk’s head*
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is Joseph Campbell after heavy edits
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Choosin Texas" is inescapable if you regularly scan through terrestrial radio stations in the car. It plays semi-hourly on every third station. I feel a kinship with the Rolling Stone author driving around with a really crappy car stereo
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BlueHive CEO: please stop calling the fruits of our labor ‘skeets’
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed! Eddie! Baby! We gotta do this. Do you see what your friend Taylor is out there doing? She’s printing money. Ed. What could go wrong?
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There are a lot of companies out there trying to convince you that they've developed the most advanced dental floss on the market. But what none of them are willing to say - what they don't want you to know i
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy shit this made me cry laugh
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nacho
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Au contraire. I sincerely believe it to be the greatest of all eateries. A chicken in every pot; a Waffle House at every exit. Smother and cover my ashes on the griddle (don’t scatter though that’d be a mess)
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Upon further review, I retract my statement. ITP density at far lower levels than expected. The stretch between downtown and the Perimeter on 75 is barren. What are we even doing
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Respectfully - because this post is magic - this approximation seems really conservative. Settings parameters seems psychotic but I’m confident this is a 35+ count
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Increasingly convinced that there is a hell with no fire involved. Instead, you're forced to watch 3rd-person replays of all the time you spent using Sharepoint. An eternity of lamentation for how you spent your finite time on Earth
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pulling the trumpet and trombone player to the front of the stage to explain discrete vs continuous calculations
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'd also point out that the "disdainful contempt" vector has been unapologetically pointed at Liberal Arts Defenders(TM) by the STEM crowd and American society at-large since oh about 1993 or so. And they were painted with a very broad brush indeed. So they deserve a little treat.
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As a member of the labor class in question, who (grudgingly) uses these tools to code, I thought it was funny. You're assigning contempt where none is intended. Do you think the idea that AI changes the nature of humanity seems a little hyperbolic? I do.
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A prominent account posted that AI “changes the nature of humanity” yesterday. The screenshot you’ve posted here seems to me a lighthearted plea for some perspective.
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today I Learned: hollywoodLAND sign. Huh.
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wow to the spiders in the hydrangeas line. That is so good.
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It would be my pleasure to answer that question but I’m $3 short over here and <b>Austin</b> we gotta keep the lights on so we can work nights over here
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dem HQ: “What we need is a platform composed entirely of intangible policies.” “That way they can’t call us socialists?” “Bingo. Now we take the sum of all those gauzy, formless platitudes and we -“ “We Beat Trump?” “We beat. Fucking. Trump.” <fist bump>
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We would have stopped Trump but we came up three bucks short THANKS LEFTISTS
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Explaining to my housemates that the laws of physics do apply within the confines of a dishwasher. How they all laugh. Nothing is clean
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Family streamed 9 to 5 last night and as someone whose only exposure to this content has been the titular song I was not at all prepared for these plot beats
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No sir
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Either the Alan Jackson or Toby Keith Ford commercials. 1990s? No. Those melodies came from Before
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’ll stop when you delete the Phoebe Bridgers post
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mozart and tae bo get a load of this broad
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This would be a good name for a Renault knockoff of the BMW Isetta
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George @hannahtempler.com · 09/08/2026
the other animatronics are faster and stronger than me. but, i have the gift of song
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Miniboss Wyclef Jean in the last dungeon
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This does present a conundrum when rating horses in terms of equivalent shop vac power
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You expect me to believe that this little shop vac is as strong as five powerful horses. You just hate horses
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oof Double up Oof, oof
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Worried for my avatar in the Metaverse tbh
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The leaders of the three great faiths. And the central figure of the strange religion of Mr Bean
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Congratulations! Also let’s put that font away forever
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
1818 or 1831 edition? One omits the second “r” from ruh-roh that’s how you can tell
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*Prower “Miles per hour” I mention this because I didn’t realize it at age 12 and my friends all laughed at me and I need to put that trauma on someone else like we’re in It Follows
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The offscreen bloodshed; the Danny Elfman soundtrack
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
All fun and games until somebody pulls up in a badass Ridgeline
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
C.L.I.N.T. Coded
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Writing is the product of an asshole in a room, thinking. That's the entire task. Sacred and profound and boring and indulgent. I don't know why you would even bother with it, if you don't understand that.
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When it comes to concocting schemes: he could always just play
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The whole piece is great but that one got a legit lol
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“Not dark enough” rofl
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That theme song tho
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bp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Raising daughters really prepared me for owning an indoor cat
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