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Brad Masters.

@bradmasters.bsky.social
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"Journalist." Satirist. Reductio ad absurdum. TheMastersReport.com buymeacoffee.com/themastersreport TheMastersReport.printful.me

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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only if he will recreate what happened to Lincoln. #IsHeDeadYet? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Trump team now wants to put his name on Ford’s Theatre: report
White House officials apparently pitch renaming buildings in Trump’s honor to get on the president’s good side, according to a report
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gutfeld just said that AIs can't communicate with each other, stating, "It's like my blender trying to communicate with my toaster. It needs a human conduit." #FacePalm WE'REALLGUNNADIE. #smh
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Democracy is worth the fight."
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 14/09/2026
One argument against concerns about ICE at the polls during the midterms is that states will handle it. But we can’t count on every state. “Not every county is run by hard-working election officials trying to do the right thing,” Marc Elias says. Help us fight back: demdock.com/3T3Owjg
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/09/2026
It's September 14th. Where's Mitch?
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anemoia. More Millennials stealing nostalgia for a life that wasn't theirs. This was NEVER their life. Millennials were between 2 and 17 years old. MAYBE some older millennials watched this with their parents or on an awkward 1st date. Otherwise? FUCK OFF.
the-independent.com
Practical Magic 2 is proof that millennials miss their old lives
Belated follow-ups to films like ‘Practical Magic’, ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ and ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days’ are catering to a millennial audience as they approach middle-age. Kevin E G Perry argues...
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Well, he's still alive. Sigh... #IsHeDeadYet?
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
At this point, @nancymace.bsky.social is just a #DisasterLesbian but with a publicly funded job. She should just come out already and deal with her issues authentically. Come out, come out — wherever you are! www.dailymail.com/news/article...
dailymail.com
Nancy Mace reveals NINE tattoos - as Trump's reaction is revealed
The 48-year-old bared her tattooed arms in a bikini during a high-octane introduction for 'Get Maced' featuring her surfing and firing an automatic weapon.
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
🚨SICKLY Trump has DISASTER PRESSER in WHITE HOUSE #MeidasTouch
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🚨SICKLY Trump has DISASTER PRESSER in WHITE HOUSE
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fuck Trump. Is he dead yet?
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Mary Trump says her Donald's sudden focus on his hair is like when his dad behaved after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s. Not much longer now! Fingers crossed. #IsHeDeadYet ?
the-independent.com
Trump niece offers ominous parallel to his dad Fred after viral ‘wig’ debate
Mary Trump says her uncle’s sudden focus on his appearance mirrors his late father, Fred Trump, who became obsessed with hair loss after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wonder what's in those text messages and the "deeply and personally embarrassing matter" is? BUM-BUM-BUM! When one shady abuser squares off against another shady abuser-- shit gon' get real. #BlueBunny #MaxMiller #BernieMoreno
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yeah, no shit. Thanks for killing my one of my favorite programs of all time, jerk. @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy @60minutes.bsky.social @bariweiss.mirrors.bot
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He's paraphrasing from "The Narcissist's Prayer." "That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did...You deserved it." The fucker did it— and will do it again, and again.
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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
And RFK Jr. is in charge of the nation’s public health...
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.npr.org/2026/07/29/n...
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To win over working-class voters, Democrats need to stop talking about democracy
Working-class voters have moved away from the Democratic Party. Winning them back is key to the party's future, a new reports shows. But first, the messaging has to change.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Republicans in Congress are fine with Trump unconstitutionally withholding evidence he participated in Jeffrey Epstein’s global pedophile ring—but they’re going off on an elderly doctor.
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is “We Fucked up” the official new White House position on this?
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If the legal profession would like to continue to oversee itself, it must oversee itself. #Corruption
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
DENIED.
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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Portrait of Trump as Saturn Devouring His Son.
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Carpe Noctum
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In honor of the brave men and women who saved lives during Operation Entebbe, July 3-7, 1976. Mazel!
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is a signal from God that Trump needs to stop talking. xo
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
While the rest of the nation is heaving a huge sigh of relief, I wonder how Charleston feels about seeing more of Nancy Mace. I wonder who she'll offend next with all of that free time on her hands. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/u...
nytimes.com
Mace Defeat Heralds an Exodus of Rabble-Rousers From Congress
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just laughed out loud-- Nicole Wallace: "Is he a historian? Was he a historian?" Jonathan Swan: "No." Nicole Wallace: "So, he's a reader. I read books, too." I read books on sci-fi. It doesn't mean I'm an effing astronaut. lol. Love you, @nicollewallace.bsky.social
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Querencia. Querencia is a profound Spanish concept describing a place where you feel most safe, authentic, and from which you draw your strength of character. Rooted in the verb querer (to want or to love), it signifies a deep sense of belonging and "home ground". Love you, @alivitali.bsky.social
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/06/2026
lollllll -- Ossoff proposes a motion that would ban senators from trading stocks and crypto, prompting Sen. Lummis (who loves crypto) to immediately object
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Funny that... They deported all of the qualified pool guys and THIS is what they get. #eyeroll
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Support the Dreamers. They've supported you. xo
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
20 million before the war.
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"festa estranha, com gente esquisita..."
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
threads.com/@tinypricksproject
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
No. No, no, no, NO! These are not acceptable as anything other than a temporary fashion blip. They are a momentary aberration and are NOT-NOT-NOT an actual change in the fashion standards of men. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/22/f...
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Why Are Dress Sneakers Everywhere?
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ooooh, President Obama is gunna tear up! I miss that guy. xo
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Donn @bluewa1961.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Everyone should subscribe to Stephen Colbert’s new YouTube channel. Get him millions of subscribers as a big FUCK YOU to the Ellison’s and CBS!! youtube.com/watch?v=jJTX...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I've said this for years: Elon Musk is the supervillain of our time. He's soulless, arrogant, opportunistic, driven, anti-equality, politely racist, has his coked-up fingers in everyone else's companies-- and can't parse human emotions. Fuck that guy.
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So wild! I was just saying the same thing YESTERDAY! xo
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
They're BOTH two sad, stupid, broken little toys...
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ok, so hear me out: Is Trump courting the toxic UFC bros as his nationwide, free-lance Brownshirts Corp before he starts the next American Civil War to keep him in office past 2028? Things that make you go, "Hhhhmmm..." www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Judge could shut down Trump’s ‘volcano of corruption’ UFC fight
Unless a judge steps in, Trump’s birthday bash will be one for the history books for all the wrong reasons, lawsuit says
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Add seats. Ethics. Term limits. NOW.
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Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So, the Knicks definitely do better when Trump isn’t there, like all of us.
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Pulte = no more FISA surveillance! Intentional, or accident? Good news for domestic criminals who have been caught up as guest stars in foreign schemes? Is this intentional, or a happy accident? www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/u...
nytimes.com
Hopes Dim for Renewing Spy Law as Trump Digs In on Bill Pulte
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
#Fuck..........................................................................
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
"Autogynephiliac"—is this a politically charged term, now? Ducks to avoid flying objects.
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Brad Masters. @bradmasters.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I once fired a temp employee for dozing off at his desk. Can I fire this one, too? "Is he dead yet?" t-shirt avails at TheMastersRepor.printful.me
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