I have never been so hurt by a single line as this description of cranberry pie lovers:
“You dare not trust yourself to make the house pleasant with your wit and so you buy ice cream.“
Not even sure I’ve ever had cranberry pie, but still.
S.R. Braddy
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Medical coding and reimbursement specialist. Aspiring writer and home cook, with an emphasis in ice cream. Father and husband. Absolutely full of bad takes. He/him.
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