iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There’s a stronger version of yourself locked inside of you, and it feeds on positivity in order to grow.

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Catch me hitting blinkers in the LA Fitness parking garage then ripping deadlifts

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“You see how you usually charge me once a month, and then this month you charged me (rent amount) that Monday and (same amount again) two days later?” Should be a pretty cut and dry conversation, one would think.

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My landlord tried to double charge me rent in August and now it’s October and I’m still showing him receipts and ledgers to show them I’m up to date.

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you don’t believe in a woman’s bodily autonomy I don’t believe in your right to live. #cornell7

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Has there ever been a stepsiblings porno named “Fun For The Hole Family”? There must be

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There were few wrestlers who were better at communicating whether they were heel or face through just their wrestling than PAC

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Was thinking about Dynamite tomorrow and decided against it. I was at a show in Pittsburgh where a wrestler died suddenly less than a month ago, and now this Dynamite in Pittsburgh is a memorial show for another wrestler who died suddenly. I don’t think I can do it.

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Playing a rousing game of “What Is Making My Car Smell Like This”

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did PAC/Neville ever wrestle AJ Styles

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Enzo touchingly eulogizing PAC on Busted Open for 20 minutes only to end it by shilling his album is the most Enzo thing possible

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What the fuck, I woke up to see PAC died????

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Operations manager at the gym told me I was looking buff so I’ll be riding that high all day 💪

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I know I’m getting back into good shape bc dudes I don’t know at the gym will give me the nod 💪

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They should continue with LANTERNS in the TRUE DETECTIVE tradition of having two new leads every season. I can’t wait for the Guy Gardner-Kilowogg season

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I would like to order one paddle of sandwiches please

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me, five days after getting gas without fail: “Ugh why is my tank low didn’t I JUST get gas?”

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Dancing to TI’s “Whatever You Like” while actively eating a burrito in between client appointments is just normal personal trainer behavior

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh no I have to continue not listening to Ed Sheeran’s music

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Pittsburgh-specific abbreviations: Yinz’ve Yinz’d Yinz’d’ve

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Last night one of the older servers told me this was one of the better-run restaurants he’s worked at and I bit my tongue on saying “Wow you’ve worked at some shitty restaurants”

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Today the new manager at my part-time gig asked me “Do you like bartending here?” and my honest answer was “Well, I like bartending.” 😑

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Worked from 8:30am to 8pm with 2 60-minute breaks and 1 30-minute break

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today I’m taking a rest day, not from yesterday’s workout, but from yesterday’s personal training schedule.

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Marvel Comics/Stephen Colbert Captain America Shield is going to get passed around soon-to-be-cancelled Late Night shows like the world’s most cursed Traveling Pants

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This post brought to you by the woman in Aldi with a full sleeve who made me do a double take and realized she was with her grandchildren

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ppl used to discourage women to get tattoos by saying “You’ll have those when you’re older & look ridiculous” Well now there’s a bunch of tattooed 45+s and they’re all fuckin hot

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I never realized that I should be grateful I didn’t get pulled into a cult when I got divorced but now I am

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The biggest change in my personality since becoming a personal trainer is the regular usage of the 💪 emoji as a punctuation in text messages

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“I don’t wanna play GTA I wanna play Zelda” is a valid take and I see you.

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You know, the Ocarina Of Time remake is just about the only other game that could or should release in November 2026

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

How are YOU celebrating the Sega Dreamcast’s 27th birthday

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If I were a SoundCloud rapper my name would be Finessa Carlton

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A Phil Collins-themed rhythm video game called Su Su Studio

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Personally I can’t wait to hear the first person ask Avery Styles how he feels about his large following in The Gay Community

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My joke about personal training has become “I would train people for free, the work I need to be paid for is the scheduling.”

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Surely The Leopards Will Not Eat My Face

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ace Ventura was only ever Jim Carrey doing Shitty Columbo

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I honestly never thought we’d have a president dumb enough to start a trade war with Canada. That’s on me for not thinking big enough I guess

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Rounding to the nearest 10, how many times in his life do you think Quentin Tarantino has done a line off a woman’s foot

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

What A Forward Young Man You Are Dot MPG

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This week I have 20 clients scheduled for 30 sessions and I’m thinking about reducing my hours at my other job 🤯

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Once they start putting THC in C4 energy drinks it’s game over for me

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is brought to you by me reading about the live-action GOD OF WAR recasting.

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BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Tip from a recovered copy editor: The singular form of “Biceps” is “Biceps.” It’s one biceps. If you tear that muscle, it is a biceps tear, not a bicep tear. A bicep isn’t a thing.

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