BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026❌ Sending your kids to college so they can get educated and find a fruitful career ✅ Sending your kids to college so you can get their friends hooked on coke and make a ton of money off them 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“Hey what was the name of Sub-Zero’s ninja clan in Mortal Kombat?” I think it was uhhhhhh 010
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Whenever I get hopes of Pennsylvania taking more progressive action I always remember that when I moved into town a decade ago, being able to buy beer & wine at a grocery store was a brand new thing. Now I can add “PA Supreme Court just now ruled slot machines are gambling in 2026” to that list 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Worked my first taped wrestling matches as a referee last night and here’s how it went 140
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Can’t wait for this guy to take a 99-minute classic and turn it into a 3-hour-45-minute slow-mo wankfest 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Yeah it would be cool if all of our candidates were moral paragons but holding Dems to standards the GOP constantly and vigorously ignores is a big reason the DNC keeps losing. 100
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Highlight from my weekend, refereeing a battle royale that was won by Hannah Jalepeño, of the Pierogi Races between innings at Pittsburgh Pirates games 181
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The Jan 6ers are liberal paid actors who staged the incident, but also Jan 6ers are unfairly persecuted Trump Supporters who deserve financial compensation for what they’ve gone through? 100
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 19/05/2026If the U.S. government actually exerted this level of effort to collect rich people’s tax money, I’d be perfectly fine with them getting one wrong every once in a while. 100
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 07/03/2026First it was “Baby Yoda,” now it’s “Fuckable Jabba.” What a world 231
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Suddenly wondering if anybody’s searched the files for the names “Chasyn Rance” or “Teddy Hart” 030
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Everybody talk about how “The Rock In Khakis In The Jungle” is a genre of films unto itself but Jack Black has sneakily made his own little corner in the “In The Jungle” universe 020
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 30/11/2025(Paul Simon voice) 4 ways to weigh your koala Just hop on the tree, Lee Grab onto your toy, Roy Jump in your sack, Jack And set yourself free Just get in the tub, bub You can bring your stuffed bud Just see what you weigh, Jay And set yourself free 093
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 13/11/2025When I was in journalism we’d scrutinize every little word, punctuation, space and spelling, especially in the headline. Nowadays we’re just using fuckin present tense for dead people. 030
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 20/10/2025This song came on my shuffle and I made a noise like I had touched an exposed electrical wire 000
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Forget your Mount Rushmore of pro wrestlers, who is your Mount Rushmore of scarred up wrestler foreheads? 010
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Should I ditch the pic because Wedding Ring or keep the pic because Cute? 010
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 15/05/2025It’s 100 Brits vs 100 Americans and I’m feeling confident until *they* show up 010
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Since I posted my 16-week progress everywhere else, left pic is yesterday and right pic was 9/25/24. 16-lb difference. 060
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 22/02/2024If anybody nearby Pittsburgh wants some chicken/turkey poultry stock hit me up 052
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 09/11/2023I love when you can tell a courtroom sketch artist just fucking hates a subject 020
BRAB @bradcandoit.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Smash Mouth song “Let’s Rock” came on shuffle and boy does this hit different after Steve Harwell died 121
