br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 08/01/2025my vow to never let me or anyone else waste my time ever again has given anxiety so crippling ive been wasting more time than ever before 070
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 07/01/2025every time I enter the greater Boston Cambridge area, the various pressures of the environment around me, make me an objectively worse person in like a disgruntled townie sorta way 030
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 07/01/2025name something more American than the closeted tranny dad and the bitch wife who was hot in her 20s and no, you can't say bald eagle 150
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 07/01/2025oh wow, you use grpc in your horizontally scaled microservice architecture? i bet you love the citra hops in your nice juicy IPA 010
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 07/01/2025the three top paying jobs should be union ironworker, 4th grade teacher, and mailmen. we should introduce indentured servitude to all tech workers and fin bros of any rank. 070
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 07/01/2025nothing has been made pragmatically better since the dawn of e-commerce. 040
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 07/01/2025i hate my phone. it's never on! i haven't put a new contact into my phone in over 2 years despite meeting more cool ppl now than i ever had in my whole life. its fun tho. i get to attribute a fun personality to your number. i see the number. they all have vibes. 030
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 07/01/2025hiatus kaiyote is jazz for gay kids who would have come out of the closet if it wasn't for their parents country club membership 110
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 05/01/2025i think my older brother is still mad at me for sleeping with his crush 11 years ago 020
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 04/01/2025getting mad pussy in college but only actually cuming like 4 times isnt the cool flex i think it is 030
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 04/01/2025dating a man is exhausting. like how baking delicious bread is exhausting. 030
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 04/01/2025im very strong and tactfully minded. unfortunetly i still dont have enough soul stones to unlock confident top energy so i always lose at wrestling. 140
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 02/01/2025my complusion to post ass before my 30s do weird things to my body 1600
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 01/01/2025almost got into a fight with a zionist at a Chinese restaurant because i loudly commented "those swat members are pussies" on a news recounting of the columbia dorm room siege 080
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 29/12/2024ive been feeling very adam jensen "i didnt ask for this" lately. 021
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 29/12/2024told some ppl in blops6 with the [LGBTQ] clan tag that they were being kinda annoying when i said i was trans they told me "no one likes a fake dyke" when the game ended i received a TOS warning i am now one more report away from a voice chat ban 040
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 20/12/2024buying a podcasting for dummies book as a joke at microcenter the girl at the register tells me she went on a date with a guy who had a podcast who told her that every night he would listen to his own podcast and journal about how it reminds him of his ex 2102
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 20/12/2024reading reddit over my bf's shoulder post - "my wife's new pills are round" "that's progresterone" i say we go to the comments, yep its prog the guy comments "shhhh" under the post that calls it out we stalk the guy's profile he's an audiophile he's subscribed to disney plus he uses reddit 120
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024you have to come to the store and buy deli meat with me its the law 041
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 17/12/2024the only ppl allowed to clock me are dl tradies and 40k nice guys who blast gear 1130
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 06/12/2024dressed in a medium sized milsurp arctic jacket and ill fitting gypsum covered sweatpants, the girl behind the register labeled my buritto as "her" and left my bfs buritto unmarked 2110
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 05/12/2024i tried to make a new twitter with the only left over email i had whem creating the account i made myself less than 1 year old and it locked my account forever 10553
Reposted by br1dge🌉donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/07/2023The first computer was a large rock. Users “programmed” the rock by throwing it at a stranger 313343
Reposted by br1dge🌉sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 17/07/2023Lord the women you put on this earth to collect berries and weave baskets are minmaxing skills 031
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 14/07/2023me: oh what? sorry didnt see u there i just got back from carrying logs. yeah like a lot of big tree sized logs yeah two at a time, yea preetty cool. frightened individual: "uhm h-hi, the back of your hair is covered in sun screen." 290
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 14/07/2023on.soundcloud.com/nadh8Wxk8QHPTvA5Aon.soundcloud.commurder modeit's really good i swear i promise plz plze my boy my boy he --- he is very sick 130
Reposted by br1dge🌉Felicitas Pojtinger @felicitas.pojtinger.com · 08/07/2023If you're not ballmerpeakmaxing ... what are you even doing? 031
br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 06/07/2023soundcloud.com/bridge-enthusiast/pe…soundcloud.comperma cookaddicted to cooking 1100
