iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

the same fucking thing happened for my orchi, it was so god damn annoying and stressful

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every time I enter the greater Boston Cambridge area, the various pressures of the environment around me, make me an objectively worse person in like a disgruntled townie sorta way

name something more American than the closeted tranny dad and the bitch wife who was hot in her 20s and no, you can't say bald eagle

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stinky doo doo pee pee poo poo

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oh wow, you use grpc in your horizontally scaled microservice architecture? i bet you love the citra hops in your nice juicy IPA

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not me tweaking on 30mgs of Adderall watching every live video of hiatus kaiyote i could find at 4am in 2018.

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the three top paying jobs should be union ironworker, 4th grade teacher, and mailmen. we should introduce indentured servitude to all tech workers and fin bros of any rank.

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nothing has been made pragmatically better since the dawn of e-commerce.

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i hate my phone. it's never on! i haven't put a new contact into my phone in over 2 years despite meeting more cool ppl now than i ever had in my whole life. its fun tho. i get to attribute a fun personality to your number. i see the number. they all have vibes.

br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

hiatus kaiyote is jazz for gay kids who would have come out of the closet if it wasn't for their parents country club membership

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i think my older brother is still mad at me for sleeping with his crush 11 years ago

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getting mad pussy in college but only actually cuming like 4 times isnt the cool flex i think it is

dating a man is exhausting. like how baking delicious bread is exhausting.

furious fighter* dang autocorrect

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for 2025 i am going to become a furry

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spent all my goddamn soul stones on an endering autism stare that gives cisgendered dykes the ick

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br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

im very strong and tactfully minded. unfortunetly i still dont have enough soul stones to unlock confident top energy so i always lose at wrestling.

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weird can mean potentially good btw im just hedging my bets

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br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

my complusion to post ass before my 30s do weird things to my body

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br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

almost got into a fight with a zionist at a Chinese restaurant because i loudly commented "those swat members are pussies" on a news recounting of the columbia dorm room siege

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br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

ive been feeling very adam jensen "i didnt ask for this" lately.

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br1dge🌉 @br1dge.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

told some ppl in blops6 with the [LGBTQ] clan tag that they were being kinda annoying when i said i was trans they told me "no one likes a fake dyke" when the game ended i received a TOS warning i am now one more report away from a voice chat ban

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texas plates spotted // summer tires detected

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she then proceeded to tell me that finding books at thrift stores is so fun and the last book she found at a thrift store was called how to survive your middle-aged crisis as a man i joked abt being a middle aged man she asked for my pronouns i told her she/her but im kindof a dyke she laughed

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buying a podcasting for dummies book as a joke at microcenter the girl at the register tells me she went on a date with a guy who had a podcast who told her that every night he would listen to his own podcast and journal about how it reminds him of his ex

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no cisgendered woman would willing date an audiophile who uses reddit

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my favorite comment was "congrats on your wife's transition, or menopause, or pregnancy" but that dude is totally dating a tranny

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