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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 13h

Thinking of "Operation Valkyrie", briefcases, and opportunities missed, for no particular reason.

Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you can endure four hours of this ketamine-addled Nazi charlatan getting absolutely *rinsed* (and by all accounts, hilariously so), then you're made of sterner stuff than me - but seeing as every shitbag platform is pretending this doco doesn't exist, here's me, boosting the signal.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have never added a pub to my bucket list so fucking fast.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Boosting the signal on this - please make this lady wealthy and famous. Do so, and the gods themselves will forgive you all your sins - even the ones you committed, that made them throw up. You know what you did.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OK - putting my other hat on. This "deal" essentially changes nothing from the original 1951 treaty. The US gets what it always had, and Danish/Greenlandic sovereignty remains. A note of caution - no treaty or deal signed with the US can be trusted anymore, and Trump's word is utterly worthless.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"DID YOU SPILL MY PINT, MATE" in cat form.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Demolishing a carrot, waiting for Mrs Coulter to get her sinister, dusty shit together.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There is no-one on a cat's staff who doesn't *exactly* understand this issue.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"Perineum Needles" Wake up babe, new Nine Inch Nails album just dropped -

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Morning. So...is he dead yet? No? Fuck.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I refuse to believe this is a real person, and instead aver that it is one of those hyper-real AI versions of a cartoon character... ...in this case, Waylon Smithers. You all see it, right?

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well, just like an old-timey cartoon gentleman, my monocle popped out and my top hat flew off in surprise.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

@horrornonna.com - can't imagine why I suddenly thought of you, possum.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just going to leave this here. ...and I concur 100% with Faine, in case you were wondering.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The Great Decoupling continues. Just downloaded LibreOffice, and killed my Microsoft 365 subscription. Got rid of PayPal, and winding up any use of Amazon (used *very* rarely) WhatsApp (a Meta thing I only use as a tiny handful of people I know still use it). Google is next. Fuck these people.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Absolutely harrowing, heartbreaking and infuriating, by turns. Vile, corrupt, god-bothering parasites. And I imagine the usual suspects will jump to defend them. Another superb piece of journalism by @milliganreports.bsky.social

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Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

AfD winning elections in Germany, you say?

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Good morning. But for the fact that he despises his own family - apart from that one daughter he wants to fuck, of course - we're edging closer to the day when the Mango Shitgibbon starts renaming days of the week after his children, like Turkmenistan's Supreme Loony, Saparmurat Niyazov.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS YOU HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR HOURS DAYS WEEKS IT IS SO COLD THERE IS NO TIME, IN THE VOID GIVE ME YOUR TEETH AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Beverley here has been such a *filthy* girl. She knows what she did.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Should have done this right at the beginning, @senatorwong.bsky.social Tighten entry controls, cancel visas, and close the Consulates - they are a security risk. And close the one in Sydney, NSW Police can arrest that fugitive idiot Simeon Boikov hiding there, as soon as he steps out the door.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Morning, World. Well, here's the metaphor I've long been searching for.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"...completely outside the Iranian regime's line of sight..." Because that really matters in an age of stand off munitions, and cheap AI-augmented attack drones. Jesus Christ. A child's game of "peek-a-boo" would be a roller-coaster ride of anxiety and exhilaration for these fucking imbeciles.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Good Morning - the mighty @kevinmkruse.bsky.social has blessed us all again. Just when you think they can't get better - they do.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Good morning. He can get fucked, and die in a fire. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 16/08/2025

A horse struggles to exist #art #animation #indieanimationday #horse

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Senator @nickmckim.bsky.social , taking NO prisoners. More of this, please. In other news - fuck Dave Hughes, for being a selfish, whining, scabrous, unfunny dicksplash. #auspol

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Good morning. Look at that thing. Just look at it. That vicious, corrupt, simple-minded, bilirubin-tinted, Temu Play-doh Harkonnen. Just hurry up and die, you filthy diseased child-raping creep.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

OMG OMG OMG @profaliceroberts.bsky.social LIKED MY POST Forget swift Valkyries bearing me to Odin's Hall in Valhalla, to feast and fight till Ragnarok - this is *SO* much better.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Please step up and tell an Australian they are from a "loser" country, Grover. To their face. Go on, shitbird. Do it.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Rescued a very tiny possum joey this afternoon. Am I going to heaven now, or

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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

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Jan Kirsch, M.D., M.P.H. @drjanicekirsch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Medical Advice

How to survive the global heatwave
Stay hydrated
Treat yourself to an ice cream
Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class
Loose fitting clothing

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I read this too fast, and didn't notice the word "kitchen". I...I'm not as impressed as I was, five minutes ago.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Damn you, Bluesky - look what you just made me go and buy. And yes, you're absolutely bloody right I'll be making a diverse range of hilarious and distressing puking noises, when I use it. Be criminal not to.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Morning, world. So.... ....is he dead yet? No? Fuck.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I hope an Admiral takes a look at the state of his people, says "fuck this", and sails his entire carrier battle group up the Potomac. His sailors and marines can then deal with this fat fuck, his cabinet and his cronies. Not normally in favour of mutinies or military coups, but I'd back that one.

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Brendan Parry Kaufmann @bpkaufmann.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The butthole slam in response to the nonsense about volcanoes was particularly appreciated. How dare these scientifically illiterate cretins slander our big, beautiful explodey friends. 🌋

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