BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I want the person at the gym who gets on the exercise bike that is basically a massive fan, labouring away to create a cooling breeze, to know that we all appreciate you 020
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Reasons my partner put me in time-out today: During an intense discussion on the evils of AI I said it's easy to remember Cory Doctorow's name because it is Doctor Ow 030
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don't know how many of you are accepting rando horror film recommendations online, but if you have surround sound the sound design for Undertone (2025) is so sweet 🙂 031
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 10/08/2026**standing outside with a bar of soap** I have misunderstood 021
Reposted by BP GregoryScarlet Ferret - Special Edition Ebooks 🇵🇸 @scarletferret.com · 04/08/2026A few years ago we asked @bpgregory.bsky.social about Flora & Jim, the setting, the characters, the inspiration for this survivalist horror. To add to the terror, instead of just an email reply, B.P. created a PowerPoint presentation... and FILMED IT! Enjoy our author interview with B.P. Gregory.scarletferret.comInterview with horror author B.P. GregoryThe Terror Teller of Australia elucidates us on the ideas, inspirations and horrific facts of her post-apocalyptic novella, Flora & Jim... and albino penguins! 125
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Today's vibe is pulling a cat biscuit out of my laptop's usb-c port and hoping IT didn't see me 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Having all our knives sharpened was a level of grownup responsibility I am not ready for 020
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Getting off the tram into a herd of trendy tweens who are swigging soju and shouting to each other "Omg have you seen Project Hail Mary, have you read the book, I should lend you the book" and they're all hugging 020
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Love pet harnesses with the name on them. It makes me happy to know your dog's name is Biscuits 030
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I love how Americans on conference panels will always start their answer with "That's such a good question" even if the question is dogsh*t they're so sweet 200
Reposted by BP GregoryLily Lachance 🏳️⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 26/06/2026Mondays are rough, Soap operas are sappy, 0337
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Good afternoon to everybody but esp the rando dude who, when I tripped a bit on the pavement, turned to ask if I was ok and immediately also tripped 250
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026... both arms and perhaps my face dissolved my mucosal acid later ... 000
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I would never survive a Trevor Henderson cryptid encounter because I'd assume the monster would just sense how much I love them and would let me pat and perhaps eat an apple off my flat palm 110
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Sewing the cup supports into the bra has somehow made it worse, I'm now resigned to sitting down in the morning for fifteen minutes of what feels like trying to unfold a prion 000
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026AH HA HA HA HA somebody at work just tried to send me a comment in copilot absolutely not 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Anyone with a beard can hoover this up like a baleen whale 110
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It's like Delicious in Dungeon but more dread than whimsy 110
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/06/2026You just know they're going to be night-lawyers who sound like dry files being ruffled and who scuttle out from under the bed at 3am 020
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/06/2026... looking up "How much protein in fog" but not via google b/c their results are trash now 130
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/06/2026John Carpenter was right! futurism.com/science-ener...futurism.comThere's Something Living Inside Fog, Scientists FindNew research found that fog is rife with so much life that it's comparable to an ocean to an entire ocean in density. 1229
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Making beetroot borscht for dinner b/c I love to be jumpscared when I go to the toilet 030
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Alternate universe Snakes on a Plane where they just make the plane cold. Jackson safely delivers his man, then gently drops all the sleeping snakes off at a wildlife refuge where they happily live out the rest of their lives as part of biodiversity teaching programs for school groups 040
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Two nerds finally got around to watching the new Stranger Things and we're obsessed with how many friendlies have gotten pegged by crossfire and oh no that person is unconscious you gotta put them in the recovery position and monitor their breathing 000
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 07/05/2026My fitness device thinking I just smashed a spin class when actually I was required to make polite small talk with a group of colleagues for 5 mins 070
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I have gained the power to sprint around at top speed after I do a poo 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Nobody hates me as profoundly as past-me who left revision notes on this manuscript, like, b*tch what are you talking about?? 😅 020
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/04/2026V is for "very much still my favourite" because I'm a million years old, and let's be honest the only reason anyone uses a hlookup is so they can giggle and say "hookup" 110
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Out here telling highschool students that the x in =xlookup stands for "extremely useful" 110
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Request immediate update on the softness of the ears 110
Reposted by BP Gregory🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 07/04/2026One of the very best from Clickhole 4075511823
Reposted by BP GregoryGinger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 31/03/2026S.A. Barnes’ Dead Silence expertly blends space horror with economic dread. A salvage crew finds a ghost ship. The true nightmare is the system that forces them aboard. A fantastic read. gnofhorror.com/dead-silence... @transworldbooks.bsky.socialgnofhorror.comDead Silence Book Review: A Strong Sci-Fi Horror Novel - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteRead our Dead Silence book review. S.A. Barnes crafts a highly effective space horror novel where a desperate salvage crew boards a terrifying haunted spaceship. 3187
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It's a valid misunderstanding, 'roid rage could totally be about haemorrhoids 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Trying to put deodorant on sneakily in the morning because I know my cat is afraid of the spray sound 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Anyway I guess this has been your PSA to do your health checks [if you can] no matter how surreal the logistics seem 000