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BP Gregory

@bpgregory.bsky.social
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Author and avid reader of eerie Australiana, scifi and horror. She/her. www.bpgregory.com

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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I want the person at the gym who gets on the exercise bike that is basically a massive fan, labouring away to create a cooling breeze, to know that we all appreciate you
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reasons my partner put me in time-out today: During an intense discussion on the evils of AI I said it's easy to remember Cory Doctorow's name because it is Doctor Ow
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't know how many of you are accepting rando horror film recommendations online, but if you have surround sound the sound design for Undertone (2025) is so sweet 🙂
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My 4 fav iconic posts 😄
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Scarlet Ferret - Special Edition Ebooks 🇵🇸 @scarletferret.com · 04/08/2026
A few years ago we asked @bpgregory.bsky.social about Flora & Jim, the setting, the characters, the inspiration for this survivalist horror. To add to the terror, instead of just an email reply, B.P. created a PowerPoint presentation... and FILMED IT! Enjoy our author interview with B.P. Gregory.
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Interview with horror author B.P. Gregory
The Terror Teller of Australia elucidates us on the ideas, inspirations and horrific facts of her post-apocalyptic novella, Flora & Jim... and albino penguins!
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today's vibe is pulling a cat biscuit out of my laptop's usb-c port and hoping IT didn't see me
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Having all our knives sharpened was a level of grownup responsibility I am not ready for
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Getting off the tram into a herd of trendy tweens who are swigging soju and shouting to each other "Omg have you seen Project Hail Mary, have you read the book, I should lend you the book" and they're all hugging
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Love pet harnesses with the name on them. It makes me happy to know your dog's name is Biscuits
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I love how Americans on conference panels will always start their answer with "That's such a good question" even if the question is dogsh*t they're so sweet
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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 26/06/2026
Mondays are rough, Soap operas are sappy,
Graphic showing an arial shot of a woodland with dry river rock and trees and in the center is the famous missing giraffe from recent news. The text says “real county TX, CBS Austin- MISSING GIRAFFE FOUND “FAT AND HAPPY.”
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Good afternoon to everybody but esp the rando dude who, when I tripped a bit on the pavement, turned to ask if I was ok and immediately also tripped
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I would never survive a Trevor Henderson cryptid encounter because I'd assume the monster would just sense how much I love them and would let me pat and perhaps eat an apple off my flat palm
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sewing the cup supports into the bra has somehow made it worse, I'm now resigned to sitting down in the morning for fifteen minutes of what feels like trying to unfold a prion
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
AH HA HA HA HA somebody at work just tried to send me a comment in copilot absolutely not
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
John Carpenter was right! futurism.com/science-ener...
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There's Something Living Inside Fog, Scientists Find
New research found that fog is rife with so much life that it's comparable to an ocean to an entire ocean in density.
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have protein goals and caffeine aspirations
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Making beetroot borscht for dinner b/c I love to be jumpscared when I go to the toilet
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Alternate universe Snakes on a Plane where they just make the plane cold. Jackson safely delivers his man, then gently drops all the sleeping snakes off at a wildlife refuge where they happily live out the rest of their lives as part of biodiversity teaching programs for school groups
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Two nerds finally got around to watching the new Stranger Things and we're obsessed with how many friendlies have gotten pegged by crossfire and oh no that person is unconscious you gotta put them in the recovery position and monitor their breathing
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
My fitness device thinking I just smashed a spin class when actually I was required to make polite small talk with a group of colleagues for 5 mins
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I have gained the power to sprint around at top speed after I do a poo
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Nobody hates me as profoundly as past-me who left revision notes on this manuscript, like, b*tch what are you talking about?? 😅
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Out here telling highschool students that the x in =xlookup stands for "extremely useful"
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I am tired in a way that only whales can hear
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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
One of the very best from Clickhole
From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.
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Ginger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 31/03/2026
S.A. Barnes’ Dead Silence expertly blends space horror with economic dread. A salvage crew finds a ghost ship. The true nightmare is the system that forces them aboard. A fantastic read. gnofhorror.com/dead-silence... @transworldbooks.bsky.social
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Dead Silence Book Review: A Strong Sci-Fi Horror Novel - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review Website
Read our Dead Silence book review. S.A. Barnes crafts a highly effective space horror novel where a desperate salvage crew boards a terrifying haunted spaceship.
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It's a valid misunderstanding, 'roid rage could totally be about haemorrhoids
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Trying to put deodorant on sneakily in the morning because I know my cat is afraid of the spray sound
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Australia has this weird public health initiative where you sh*t in a bag and then post it to somebody you've never met in govt And there's a video you can watch if you need help
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GreyBruceInfo- Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @brucegreyinfo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Willa @graduatedsapphic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A reminder to support your Librarians! www.advocate.com/politics/sta...
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‘I will not comply’: Tennessee librarian refuses to move LGBTQ+ books
Rutherford County library director Luanne James’s stand against a vote to relocate more than 190 titles draws national support as the board weighs firing her.
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If there was one thing I knew in my childhood it was that the elevator operator was a person in my neighbourhood
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Scarlet Ferret - Special Edition Ebooks 🇵🇸 @scarletferret.com · 18/03/2026
Finally some good news about something that shouldn't even have gotten to this stage.
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A guy wearing a tram brooch just got on this tram I think he's about to have an amazing time
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Thismorning in the park a dog ran up to me and I patted him. Then his owner called out "Oh he never lets anyone pat him" and my friends I am the CHOSEN ONE every fantasy novel I read as a child has come true I have reached peak happiness
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Today is a brand new day so get out there and skinamarink it
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🎃 Andy Cull 🎃 @andrewcull.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The monsters have escaped! ENCOUNTERS with cryptids is out now! Get your copy here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4BLN1GR Featuring stories by @slimyswampghost.bsky.social @ttmaddenwrites.bsky.social @notmargopecha.bsky.social, @rlmeza.bsky.social @cmlajewski.bsky.social @vilefable.bsky.social and more! 👻
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Saying "good morning" at 11am so person at the post office knows I'm an absolute degenerate
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 11/03/2026
For those keeping score at home: I informed Grammarly via email precisely what I thought of their appropriation of my name and reputation and received an email from their head of litigation promising a full response by the end of the week. To be continued...
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Playing Death Stranding 2 and every time somebody says "DSV Magellan" I answer "you can just say Magellan" this is the hill I'll die on
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Joyce (Wolf) Chng/Ch'ng 🐺 Wolf's Path is a finalist! @jolantru.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I am really excited for this - finally added illustrations!
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
In case you were wondering 😊
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poggington bear ⚧️ @chainsawdog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Sure escaping the eternal cycle of cosmic rebirth is nice, but have you tried hitting the "Kill All AI" button in your Firefox browser
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Good afternoon to all but esp. the dude sunbathing in the park who has brought his little potplant out to enjoy the day too
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We're not actually required to embrace a technology just because it's being pushed by a bunch of venture capitalists.
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BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
oh no
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