BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I want the person at the gym who gets on the exercise bike that is basically a massive fan, labouring away to create a cooling breeze, to know that we all appreciate you 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Reasons my partner put me in time-out today: During an intense discussion on the evils of AI I said it's easy to remember Cory Doctorow's name because it is Doctor Ow 030
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don't know how many of you are accepting rando horror film recommendations online, but if you have surround sound the sound design for Undertone (2025) is so sweet 🙂 031
Reposted by BP GregoryScarlet Ferret - Special Edition Ebooks 🇵🇸 @scarletferret.com · 04/08/2026A few years ago we asked @bpgregory.bsky.social about Flora & Jim, the setting, the characters, the inspiration for this survivalist horror. To add to the terror, instead of just an email reply, B.P. created a PowerPoint presentation... and FILMED IT! Enjoy our author interview with B.P. Gregory.scarletferret.comInterview with horror author B.P. GregoryThe Terror Teller of Australia elucidates us on the ideas, inspirations and horrific facts of her post-apocalyptic novella, Flora & Jim... and albino penguins! 125
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Today's vibe is pulling a cat biscuit out of my laptop's usb-c port and hoping IT didn't see me 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Having all our knives sharpened was a level of grownup responsibility I am not ready for 020
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Getting off the tram into a herd of trendy tweens who are swigging soju and shouting to each other "Omg have you seen Project Hail Mary, have you read the book, I should lend you the book" and they're all hugging 020
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Love pet harnesses with the name on them. It makes me happy to know your dog's name is Biscuits 030
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I love how Americans on conference panels will always start their answer with "That's such a good question" even if the question is dogsh*t they're so sweet 200
Reposted by BP GregoryLily Lachance 🏳️⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 26/06/2026Mondays are rough, Soap operas are sappy, 0337
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Good afternoon to everybody but esp the rando dude who, when I tripped a bit on the pavement, turned to ask if I was ok and immediately also tripped 250
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I would never survive a Trevor Henderson cryptid encounter because I'd assume the monster would just sense how much I love them and would let me pat and perhaps eat an apple off my flat palm 110
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Sewing the cup supports into the bra has somehow made it worse, I'm now resigned to sitting down in the morning for fifteen minutes of what feels like trying to unfold a prion 000
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 10/06/2026AH HA HA HA HA somebody at work just tried to send me a comment in copilot absolutely not 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 03/06/2026John Carpenter was right! futurism.com/science-ener...futurism.comThere's Something Living Inside Fog, Scientists FindNew research found that fog is rife with so much life that it's comparable to an ocean to an entire ocean in density. 1229
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Making beetroot borscht for dinner b/c I love to be jumpscared when I go to the toilet 030
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Alternate universe Snakes on a Plane where they just make the plane cold. Jackson safely delivers his man, then gently drops all the sleeping snakes off at a wildlife refuge where they happily live out the rest of their lives as part of biodiversity teaching programs for school groups 040
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Two nerds finally got around to watching the new Stranger Things and we're obsessed with how many friendlies have gotten pegged by crossfire and oh no that person is unconscious you gotta put them in the recovery position and monitor their breathing 000
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 07/05/2026My fitness device thinking I just smashed a spin class when actually I was required to make polite small talk with a group of colleagues for 5 mins 070
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I have gained the power to sprint around at top speed after I do a poo 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Nobody hates me as profoundly as past-me who left revision notes on this manuscript, like, b*tch what are you talking about?? 😅 020
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Out here telling highschool students that the x in =xlookup stands for "extremely useful" 110
Reposted by BP Gregory🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 07/04/2026One of the very best from Clickhole 4075511823
Reposted by BP GregoryGinger Coffee Creams of Horror @gnofhorror.com · 31/03/2026S.A. Barnes’ Dead Silence expertly blends space horror with economic dread. A salvage crew finds a ghost ship. The true nightmare is the system that forces them aboard. A fantastic read. gnofhorror.com/dead-silence... @transworldbooks.bsky.socialgnofhorror.comDead Silence Book Review: A Strong Sci-Fi Horror Novel - The Ginger Nuts Of Horror Review WebsiteRead our Dead Silence book review. S.A. Barnes crafts a highly effective space horror novel where a desperate salvage crew boards a terrifying haunted spaceship. 3187
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 28/03/2026It's a valid misunderstanding, 'roid rage could totally be about haemorrhoids 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Trying to put deodorant on sneakily in the morning because I know my cat is afraid of the spray sound 010
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Australia has this weird public health initiative where you sh*t in a bag and then post it to somebody you've never met in govt And there's a video you can watch if you need help 330
Reposted by BP GregoryGreyBruceInfo- Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @brucegreyinfo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026 280187014202
Reposted by BP GregoryWilla @graduatedsapphic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026A reminder to support your Librarians! www.advocate.com/politics/sta...advocate.com‘I will not comply’: Tennessee librarian refuses to move LGBTQ+ booksRutherford County library director Luanne James’s stand against a vote to relocate more than 190 titles draws national support as the board weighs firing her. 4651252
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 22/03/2026If there was one thing I knew in my childhood it was that the elevator operator was a person in my neighbourhood 000
Reposted by BP GregoryScarlet Ferret - Special Edition Ebooks 🇵🇸 @scarletferret.com · 18/03/2026Finally some good news about something that shouldn't even have gotten to this stage. 041
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 15/03/2026A guy wearing a tram brooch just got on this tram I think he's about to have an amazing time 050
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Thismorning in the park a dog ran up to me and I patted him. Then his owner called out "Oh he never lets anyone pat him" and my friends I am the CHOSEN ONE every fantasy novel I read as a child has come true I have reached peak happiness 050
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Today is a brand new day so get out there and skinamarink it 172
Reposted by BP Gregory🎃 Andy Cull 🎃 @andrewcull.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The monsters have escaped! ENCOUNTERS with cryptids is out now! Get your copy here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0G4BLN1GR Featuring stories by @slimyswampghost.bsky.social @ttmaddenwrites.bsky.social @notmargopecha.bsky.social, @rlmeza.bsky.social @cmlajewski.bsky.social @vilefable.bsky.social and more! 👻 48229
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Saying "good morning" at 11am so person at the post office knows I'm an absolute degenerate 020
Reposted by BP GregoryBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 11/03/2026For those keeping score at home: I informed Grammarly via email precisely what I thought of their appropriation of my name and reputation and received an email from their head of litigation promising a full response by the end of the week. To be continued... 421714310
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Playing Death Stranding 2 and every time somebody says "DSV Magellan" I answer "you can just say Magellan" this is the hill I'll die on 020
Reposted by BP GregoryJoyce (Wolf) Chng/Ch'ng 🐺 Wolf's Path is a finalist! @jolantru.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I am really excited for this - finally added illustrations! 076
Reposted by BP Gregorypoggington bear ⚧️ @chainsawdog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying 5721207
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Sure escaping the eternal cycle of cosmic rebirth is nice, but have you tried hitting the "Kill All AI" button in your Firefox browser 121
BP Gregory @bpgregory.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Good afternoon to all but esp. the dude sunbathing in the park who has brought his little potplant out to enjoy the day too 030
Reposted by BP GregoryJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026We're not actually required to embrace a technology just because it's being pushed by a bunch of venture capitalists. 832593