Reposted by Vincent Marcus
Me: okay we defeated the bandits, I check them for loot
DM: you look them over and inside one of the bandits pockets you see a folded up piece of paper with crayon drawing of a stick figure holding smaller stick figure scribbled words saying "have a great day at work daddy"
![Comic. SOUND EFFECT: ⚠ BOOP! [person with hands on head sitting at computer desk] PERSON: AAAAA! I heard it *again!* *Where* is that *coming* from!? [caption] It turns out living well is only the *second*-best revenge. The *best* revenge is making a tiny hole in someone’s wall and dropping in a battery-powered capsule that, every 6-12 hours, plays the alert sound of a USB device connecting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibieyzs7n6vlwvdvuupdxedoqa5wlmgpuxru7x6mqarrycvuvenni)
