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@bouledenerfs.bsky.social
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The black and white cat is called Penny Views from my own brain and not my employer's

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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(In a historical novel)
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Reference to polyphonic choral singing in the early 18th century Church of Scotland
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That good news. I a supermarket from 1997 - 2008. Give pounds me.
Anyone over 34 who a supermarket from 1997 - 2008 'can claim £70'
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All taxid out. No more taxi.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On a taxi trip with three new friends (?)
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Suspect taxi time but I do wish people would BEHAVE
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now it's one minute. What an exciting evening.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks impossible now so will have to hope the taxi gods are kind
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now there's zero minutes to change :(
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Probs busy with the emergency cord
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's now down to 1 minute - I know the platforms and don't think I can do the stairs. Guard is awol.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This first train is packed with the worst people alive, you see.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It was something like 12 mins at Stoke. There's now in theory 2 mins for me to do it (second train delayed) if I jump right off this train but I can't physically get off and change platform in that time I think - will they dispute that?
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They've pressed it multiple times surely this means they ought to be fined one million pounds.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Genuine question: do they still have to put me in a taxi
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone keeps pressing the emergency button
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Really love this happening to me because a bunch of stupid louts who like to sing about the Hillsborough disaster
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If my train is so delayed by passengers causing a disturbance that I miss the last train at my connection (maybe I shouldn't have relied on it but the connection time was plenty on paper) are they still obliged to get me home
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't let him hear you suggest he's an Anglican
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yarrrrr
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yo ho ho I'm a pirate.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why is my handle now invalid
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am in the Sheffield Tap where I ordered dark rum because I felt embarrassed telling bartender I wanted spice, and they have the strongest dark rum I have ever had.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Play the Hallelujah chorus lads, this is my lowest TSH since surgery and a really good omen for future thyroid function
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some hospitals are also amenable to furnishing the plushie with a matching wristband and bandage if the child feels it would help for plushie to "have surgery" too but of course depends on your child!!!
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Partner is a doctor who has helped to anaesthetise children before - doggy will be welcome in the anaesthetic room
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone else appears to like pirates.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am rewarding myself for a blood test with coffee and a toastie in the hospital Costa - which confusingly does not meet Costa's coffee and toastie deal requirements - and enjoying seeing how the doctors have scrub hats to match their vibes. Scottish one has tartan.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey Chris you know my Catholic family name
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes!!
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven't made a lasagna in several months though and unfortunately now I have lasagna on the brain.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm having complaints about the salad aspect too because apparently we do salad wrong!
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right I have laughed my brain out.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's why it's a treat & therefore ideal for cooking for one dozen people!
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So this is what he is saying but it feels such a natural pairing!
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No chips and no peas! Monster.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's not ready for that conversation!
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just think if we're cooking for 12 people then two big lasagnas with garlic bread and salad would be EASY and NICE.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Would you say lasagna with garlic bread and salad is a normal thing to eat? Being persecuted by the Italian.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bluf? Bluth?
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was trying to look into a communication thing called Bottom Line Up Front in the workplace because someone said good for autism. Shortened to BLUF. Unfortunately this was the second result that came up on my work laptop.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gabe Poirot On His 18-Day Visit To Heaven
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*ODD. Not for a while yet but
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is why I will feel old when I turn 34.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really inspired by the stock image lady's outfit and vibe.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Booked in some lessons with a lovely lady (from our phone conversation) next week
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I mostly thought it was normal till recently cos I'm a slow driving learner then I was reading about other people's test prep and thought wait.
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Ruth @bouledenerfs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Although his phone usage was very illegal
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