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Edison Carter

@bottesini.bsky.social
329 followers 167 following 3K posts

Master brewer, musician, prospector, cheese maker, bookbinder. Glittery prizes and endless comprises shatters the illusion of integrity.

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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For any republicans watching The Handmaid's Tale, even though the traitorous people in Gilead are environmentally conscience, they're still the republicans. I know it's confusing.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wordle 1,933 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This doesn't seem like it's going to be a lucky day.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Approaching 2000 followers, let's keep this up! A special shout out to all my followers in Springfield.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
📌Now that you soft-ballers in the press FINALLY understand this felon is playing hardball, it's time for you to band together and refuse to cover the WH. Start calling it the way WE see it. The way it IS: A lawless regime hellbent on destroying this country. Get your heads out of your asses.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hilarious!
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another reason to use Brave browser to watch YouTube, along with no ads, it doesn't stop when you switch to another app.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm now actually whistling instead of just blowing into hot coffee, soup,etc. People in restaurants enjoy it, they always look. It's a total thing now.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Guava and cheese. Please and thank you.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From 2011 to 2013 Silk Road was responsible for selling drugs that resulted in at least six overdose deaths.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's an abuse of the FCC. Texans, make it backfire!
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Tony @tiletony.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's impossible to ignore, Trumpism attracts a type.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here’s the best shirt for Halloween. 🎃
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is SCTV really on Netflix in the US?
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@mapquest.com why can't I choose my staying point on the map?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Senile Satan: “I’m signing an Executive Order that changes the name of German Measles to American Measles.” 🇺🇸
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seeing those images frim Tibet makes me think that Vale Mining had a mine there. Exactly the same scenes from Brazil.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't know and haven't heard of a single person that has a truth social account. I'm pretty excited to see it tank after the next election.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Please bluesky, let us create AI filters that scrub all mentions of women's sports, hockey, cat pictures and crochet out of my feed.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm watching I dream of Genie on Tubi. I can't believe how stunning Barbara Eden is. Every shot, every reaction, every outfit. I definitely did not pick up on that as a six year old.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you're going to eat curds and whey, why not just drink milk and save having to wash a bowl and a spoon instead of just a glass? Help me make sense of this.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Can we all agree that the first Dr. Who was a dick?
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Man pitches 'Shepherd Safety' to city council—a service that tracks politicians the exact same way Flock Safety tracks us. This shouldn't be satire...everyone should be watching “Authority” like a hawk. TT: @coachtd87
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Reese's in the US $3.99 Reese's in Brazil $2.27? How?
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There's always one.
One green banana on a otherwise ripe bunch.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
theonion.com/u-s-mint-unv...
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U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs
WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series...
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ding dong the Mitch is dead.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A bio-inspired robot crosses paths with a real insect , 400 million years of evolution face to face with human engineering.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don't cities require builders to build adequate parking for their projects in a city? Why should it be different for data centers and power?
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JoanHaskins6 @fusciacat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How is it possible that, after being referred to the bar association for potential discipline on Monday, we’re contemplating this guy for attorney general on Wednesday?
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Most corrupt administration in American history!
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
OMG, I'm so happy I finished a book.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Traveler people. Where is the best beer in the Atlanta airport? Local would be nice but even Samuel Adams is preferred over anything Budweiser related.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Holy shit, Colbert should run for the empty SC senator seat.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
150 year old towns in the US being touted as historic. I have tools that old I use frequently.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
South Carolinians, what happens now? Does you governor choose a new senator?
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Kevin Olmstead @oasisob1.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
US Flag but with green instead of blue
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Knits With Cats @knitswithcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A photo of algae with white letters in the upper left: Pantene Color of the year 2026 and a paint chip appearing box with a solid block the color of the algae labeled Pantone #658a2a American Flag Blue.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 20/06/2026
the libs cooked here, im afraid
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@Delta I paid for a carry-on bag. It's exactly why I bought that ticket. I get to the tunnel and am forced to check it under the plane. Now I have no coat or food for the next 2 flights, exactly the opposite result that I expected SINCE MY TICKET HAS A CARRY-ON INCLUDED.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wow, they look really good tonight. Maybe we have a chance.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm skipping any and all posts that come in the form of a mini script. Me: to ttu to um j Somebody else: ygg fghh bb Me: hft rfsrf Thank you for your attention.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@honeymoonphase.bsky.social Ei, sry for writing directly. If this isn't cool, please let me know, no worries. Someone in my gringos group down here is advertising Portuguese lessons for gringos. Her group class is about $60 for 4 lessons a month. Wed at 3 I think. She is Brazilian. Abçs
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So a scandalous sex tape involving Russian prostitutes and pee was nothing compared to reality.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I don't have a microwave. I won't buy one that has more than one button and a timer that counts up.
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
People in the south, you're going to melt down all those statues and display the resulting bars in confederate pride museums as soon as you can, right?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”
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Edison Carter @bottesini.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Honest question. Did the Trump crackdown in DC make it safer? Are they still there? Is it any better off than it was before (for everyone, not just republican politicians)? I haven't seen a word about it for months.
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