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Hoedecatemoria

@botchedelection.bsky.social
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Astrology Consultations: hermeshomie.com Choleric-sanguine Chicago Mexicano Jinchuuriki "Knowledge of what’s to come does not give us mastery over it, but it does allow us to change what we will do in light of what occurs."

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frog and Toad sat and watched their kite. It seemed to be flying way up at the top of the sky.
Frog and Toad sit on a bluff at the edge of the meadow, watching their kite soar high above.

From "The Kite"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brakence Brakence Brakence
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idk about yall but im not playing with this venus retrograde No relationships, situationships, eyecontactships for me Im gonna be a celibate hoe If you need me ill be on Christian Minecraft server
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate when I hit myself in the nuts
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brakence Im so excited
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southernfairy1.bsky.social @southernfairy1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Little Mermaid Illustration by Nika Goltz
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every Pisces placement that I know has just or is in the process of leaving behind the need to "know" everything through divination Idk what was in the air but that shit was crazy Pulling cards for everything smh Live your life my friend
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe I should get into baking I have so many saved desserts from insta reels I wanna try
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bro i wish you could eat desert and not gain weight
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My birthday is in two days and I have no plans I might as well become a jehovahs witness
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T'Chelsea of the Fire Nation @mschelseamaria.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes, eating raw cookie dough is risky. But if I drink piping hot tea at the same time, it will cook the cookie dough in my stomach.
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Only Jason Bourne can save us now
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the way spirit is not letting me avoid the red flags in dating anymore. like its too obvious at this point
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I want to marry a women who can sing Colors of the wind like the recording
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
First official nativity/ solar return for a client today and that shit was hitting Hell yea for techniques baybay
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bro everytime i est hot cheetos my mouth is on fire for like 10 mins after But idk i kinda like the pain lmao #hurtssogood
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spring is passing. The birds cry, and the fishes’ eyes are With tears.
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
bro does not wanna be photographed
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've been waiting till the sun goes down to go on my walls bc the cicadas are so fucking loud bruh
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I still remember when I took a class online my freshman year. I had to submit a video but I was so stoned I forgot my bong was in the shot and I totally uploaded that shit stoned out of mind with the bong front and center
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I understand why spica materia makes you a little out of reach from people. Just like most birds especially the rare ones you can see them but you mostly admire them from a far. I find thats what the materia does when it comes to glamour.
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
HAPPY VIRGHOE SEASON
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ive been feeling like Sora lately like when hes still on destiny island
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
crying bc bitch you made it through that shit
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
someone just apologized to me holy shit thats a first
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dear Scorpio rising
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People really think i cant tell when theyre playing right in front of my face Thank you to whoever gave me the appearance of looking dumb bc I really pull that uno reverse card real quick
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I need someone to hate watch the new Camp Rock with
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The venus in Pisces oil always makes me sappy af I love it
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Creating meaning is the meaning of life
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Confidence looks like arrogance to the insecure
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Both our hands are filfithy Pointing up at the moon But tonight ill hold you close Close enough to bruise
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
All that I know there's nothing here to run from, cause yah everybody heres got somebody to lean on
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bruh i dont like that I be staying up till 2 in the morning like its normal
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
was so happy to find the ice cream sandwich I hid in my freezer just now. Ugh needed this
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Art by Skizo
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Mori @alchemicmind.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
These are the kind of messages @botchedelection.bsky.social sends me smh
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"We are told that when an eclipse falls in Rabi’ al-Awwal there is an increase in plagues and difficulties with harvests." Olomi right on the money again
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
PSA DRINK SOME WATER YOU SLUTS
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Every app is a dating app if youre brave enough
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I will be tweeting reminders to drink water from here on out I know many of you will be annoyed but I also know you will secretly thank me for reminding you
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Is it the void moon Or did you just forget to drink water?
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yhe energy today's feels like what it feels like after huge storm passed over
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Somtimes I put on Aulos music and pretend im in anciet Greece when I take a nap youtu.be/6zVgCvTWVBY?...
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Ancient Greek Louvre Aulos Music in La Boissonade
YouTube video by Max Brumberg Flutes
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I feel like this ecplise is really showing me that i don't have to do everything alone Im so used to navigating the wasteland by myself, very lonewolf energy But I have an 11th house sun like a lot of my achievements are gonna come thru working with peers that help elevate my station. Growing up
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Back on welbutrin today Finally feel quiet again A good quiet, not the Adderall trapped inside my head Get Out quiet
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Hoedecatemoria @botchedelection.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I really want to host extravagant parties
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