THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 29/09/2026“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.” 10837157
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026“And don’t give me that ‘I’m only bird-watching’ line.” 033143
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026“Darlene is going with some new guy. … And he’s got a shell.” 132339
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026“Well, what the? … I thought I smelled something.” 357074
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19/09/2026“Say … you’re not Bob! … You look like him, but you’re certainly not him!” 231530
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026“Say … you’re not Bob! … You look like him, but you’re certainly not him!” 230833
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 17/09/2026“Cummings! Schneider! You’ve got plenty of research to work on … and for the last time, stop playing with those plastic models!” 740979
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16/09/2026“Foster! You better get over here if you want to see Meeher’s hangnail magnified 500 times.” 025229
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16/09/2026“Voilá! … Your new dream home! If you like it, I can get a crew mixing wood fibers and saliva as early as tomorrow.” 044669
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 14/09/2026“Honey, the Merrimonts are here. … They’d like to come down and see your ape-man project.” 038648
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 12/09/2026“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy, howdy, howdy!” 51015183
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 11/09/2026“This is getting pretty eerie, Simmons. … Another skull, another fortune.” 031350
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 09/09/2026“For heaven’s sake, Elroy! Now look where the earth is! … Move over and let me drive!” 2894155
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 08/09/2026Suddenly, Dr. Morrissey’s own creation, a hideous creature nine feet tall and bearing the heads of the Brady Bunch, turns against him. 141568
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 06/09/2026“Well, Bobby, it’s not like you haven’t been warned. ... No roughhousing under the hornets’ nest!” 241446
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 05/09/2026“Wait! Wait! … Don’t open that brand of beer!” 326145
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/09/2026“Ooo! That one got ’em stirred up, Zangorn! Let’s blow!” 031937
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 03/09/2026“No doubt about it, Ellington—we’ve mathematically expressed the purpose of the universe. God, how I love the thrill of scientific discovery!” 334264
