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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 11/04/2026
“Well, I just feel like I’m living under a microscope.”
“Well, I just feel like I’m living under a microscope.”
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Henry Weldon @cosmologynerd.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
www.theguardian.com/science/2026... Finally, Cow Tools.
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
11 Nov 2025
Heathcliff approaches a large blank canvas holding an easel and paintbrush and wearing a yellow helmet with the word "NUDE" emblazoned across it. An angry Grandma Nutmeg looks down at him and says "No nudes."
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
29 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and a few other cats loudly celebrate on the sidewalk on a clear night as several sentient purple blobs slither down the street, looking forward with vacant stares. Two owls watch from a tree, and one of them says "The annual blob migration."
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 23/09/2025
At The Far Side’s spy center
At The Far Side’s spy center
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 23/09/2025
Coral reef graffiti
Coral reef graffiti
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19/09/2025
“Aha! As I always suspected! … I better not ever catch you drinking right from the bottle again!”
“Aha! As I always suspected! … I better not ever catch you drinking right from the bottle again!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19/09/2025
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 15/09/2025
Cow poetry
Cow poetry
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/07/2025
“Fools! They made me into a free-range chicken ... and man, I never looked back.”
“Fools! They made me into a free-range chicken ... and man, I never looked back.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 29/05/2025
“What’d I tell you, Blanche? Her place always smells like a house.”
“What’d I tell you, Blanche? Her place always smells like a house.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 29/05/2025
“Hey! What’s this, Higgins? Physics equations? ... Do you enjoy your job here as a cartoonist, Higgins?”
“Hey! What’s this, Higgins? Physics equations? ... Do you enjoy your job here as a cartoonist, Higgins?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 21/05/2025
Tragedy struck when Conroy, his mind preoccupied with work, stepped into the elevator—directly between a female grizzly and her cub.
Tragedy struck when Conroy, his mind preoccupied with work, stepped into the elevator—directly between a female 
grizzly and her cub.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 13/05/2025
“And so please welcome one of this cartoon’s most esteemed scientist-like characters, Professor Boris Needleman, here to present his paper, ‘Beyond the Border: Analysis, Statistical Probability and Speculation of the Existence of Other Cartoons on The Known Comics Page.’”
“And so please welcome one of this cartoon’s most esteemed scientist-like characters, Professor Boris Needleman, here to present his paper, ‘Beyond the Border: Analysis, Statistical Probability and Speculation of the Existence of Other Cartoons on The Known Comics Page.’”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 09/05/2025
“Primordial soup again?”
“Primordial soup again?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 25/02/2025
Throughout their songwriting careers, the Gershwins rarely discussed their younger brother, Nathan, who played gutbucket.
Throughout their songwriting careers, the Gershwins rarely discussed their younger brother, Nathan, who played gutbucket.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 23/01/2025
To Ernie’s horror, and the ultimate disaster of all, one more elephant tried to squeeze on.
To Ernie’s horror, and the ultimate disaster of all, one more elephant tried to squeeze on.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 09/01/2025
And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full splendor, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise.
And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full splendor, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 10/01/2025
Only Claire, with her oversized brain, wore an expression of concern.
Only Claire, with her oversized brain,
wore an expression of concern.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 09/01/2025
Winning the lottery had changed his life, but at times Chico still felt strangely unfulfilled.
Winning the lottery had changed his life,
but at times Chico still felt strangely unfulfilled.
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Andrew "TmsT" Kepple @theoddkepple.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Cow tools of our planet #cowtools #farside #cowsofourplanet #pioneer #pioneerplaque #moooooooon #astronomy
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HEATHCLIFF DAILY @heathcliff.cowtools.org · 12/12/2024
From the Heathcliff archive! July 26, 2013
From the Heathcliff archive! July 26, 2013
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 10/12/2024
Early plumbers
Early plumbers
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