THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 03/10/2026“So! You’ve been fighting again! … And in your new suit, too!” 038848
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 02/10/2026“… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!” 341670
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 01/10/2026Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering. 050790
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 29/09/2026“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.” 10853161
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 24/09/2026“And don’t give me that ‘I’m only bird-watching’ line.” 033644
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026“Darlene is going with some new guy. … And he’s got a shell.” 132739
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20/09/2026“Well, what the? … I thought I smelled something.” 357475
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19/09/2026“Say … you’re not Bob! … You look like him, but you’re certainly not him!” 231830
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026“Say … you’re not Bob! … You look like him, but you’re certainly not him!” 230833
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 17/09/2026“Cummings! Schneider! You’ve got plenty of research to work on … and for the last time, stop playing with those plastic models!” 741279
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16/09/2026“Foster! You better get over here if you want to see Meeher’s hangnail magnified 500 times.” 025329
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16/09/2026“Voilá! … Your new dream home! If you like it, I can get a crew mixing wood fibers and saliva as early as tomorrow.” 044969
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 14/09/2026“Honey, the Merrimonts are here. … They’d like to come down and see your ape-man project.” 038848
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 12/09/2026“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a cowboy! … Howdy, howdy, howdy!” 51019184
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 11/09/2026“This is getting pretty eerie, Simmons. … Another skull, another fortune.” 031450
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 09/09/2026“For heaven’s sake, Elroy! Now look where the earth is! … Move over and let me drive!” 2895155
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 08/09/2026Suddenly, Dr. Morrissey’s own creation, a hideous creature nine feet tall and bearing the heads of the Brady Bunch, turns against him. 141668
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 06/09/2026“Well, Bobby, it’s not like you haven’t been warned. ... No roughhousing under the hornets’ nest!” 241546
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 05/09/2026“Wait! Wait! … Don’t open that brand of beer!” 326145
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/09/2026“Ooo! That one got ’em stirred up, Zangorn! Let’s blow!” 031937
