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Sergei Boobtitsky

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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chris Morris for the new Who.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching Peep Show for the first time in many years. I've realised I'm Mark Corrigan. Bad times.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A plan, apart from they have taken residence & keep flying at my face during Teams meetings. I'm pretty sure colleagues think I have some form of Tourettes.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Burst Water Man is a crappy Superhero
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate fruit flies. There I said it.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/3MMMe1drnZY?... I mean...perhaps..it could be...no...perhaps..I don't know... #guardiansofthegalaxy #Marvel
youtu.be
"Guardians' Inferno" | Marvel Studios’ Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cooking too much Apple Pie, no doubt
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Given I initially read the subtitle as"Hundreds of new homes would bring a 'huge shit'" both the facial expression and the colour of the field make perfect sense.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It does explain the absence of a small village in the later photo, mind.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's uncanny! I can't stop looking at it!
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That is wonderful.
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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Herald & Express response was glorious…
007 legend shuns scotch egg.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I had no idea such a thing existed. I searched on that exact phrase which led me to a Daily Mirror article with this delightful picture and the timeless sentence "the perturbed 007 was quick to respond via the social media site to correct the accusations". 10/10 no notes.
Roger Moore gazing at Scotch Eggs
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The perfect combination of Ant or Dec, the worst services in the world, petty larceny & a complete non-story. Chef's kiss Bridgwater Mercury. www.bridgwatermercury.co.uk/news/2652478...
bridgwatermercury.co.uk
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Trent Reznor has a large willy but it regularly lets him down Nine Inch Fails
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This, but the sun
static.klipy.com
A Trip to the Moon
ALT: A Trip to the Moon
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
What in God's good world is the "Wash Monster"?
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Congratulations on your recent electoral victory in the Argentinian elections
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
In honour of the late Patricia Routledge, this thing we made.
Left: A news headline saying BOY GETS FINGER STUCK IN BUCKET. 
Right: Hyacinth Bucket rolling her eyes.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I'm pretty sure that was what was haunting your house James.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Pray tell, will the plot involve an algorithm suggesting places to stay in Swanage?
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I'm filled with an existential dread about the film. Surely it can't be fucked up a third time...?
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I'm in Somerset and saw a Sandtrout in the river back along. Something's up.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
[Andor mode]"riding the what? We just don't know! The tension mounts!"[/Andor mode]
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
You'll run out of two-letter words eventually.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This is some sort of replacement behaviour for the whole "Swanage Incidents", isn't it?
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
And now I can't stop thinking about the phrase "this FULLY OPERATIONAL Dump Star!"
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
"I find your lack of containment...disturbing"
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I'm at home re-watching Andor at the moment and wondering what Episode Four would have been like if it involved Sorbitol. I imagine the Death Star would still have exploded but not because of a planned flaw involving reactors and torpedoes but rather a containment issue
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I've never seen Avatar or eaten Werther's or had a sugar free gummy bear. I feel blessed.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Sure the best words ever written: www.amazon.com/review/RZFIY...
amazon.com
Check out this Amazon review of HARIBO Goldbears, Gummi Candy, 5 lb Bag, Assorted Flavors
Hell Holds No Surprises For Me Anymore...
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Andor's quite the thing, isn't it?
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
@paul-o.bsky.social www.bridgwatermercury.co.uk/news/2514667... It's happening again...
bridgwatermercury.co.uk
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
"I was wonking at you!"
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I mean, savoury rice pudding using gravy isn't the worst idea ever...#worstideaever
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
That's Wildlife Photographer of the Year in the bag then.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
That's Wildlife Photographer of the Year in the bag then.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This is about Grindr, isn't it.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I'm so weak willed, dammit.#pope #job
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Just to clear up any ambiguity, I will not be accepting the Pope job. #pope #job
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
RIP Pope. Ure in heaven with Princes Di & the Angles now
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Pretty much my morning routine, tbh.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This made me wonder about the Pet Shop Bastards and now pop music is ruined forever. Sorry Neil & Chris.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Lucas had Clones & Sith scripts in the bag before he started the sequels. Phantom was making part one up as he went along. Source part one: open.spotify.com/episode/567h... Source part two: open.spotify.com/episode/44o2...
open.spotify.com
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Part 1)
WHAT WENT WRONG · Episode
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Lucas was making this stuff up as he went along. He has the plot for Clones and Sith in the bag but had no idea on Phantom until weeks before filming. Hence the general madness. Source: open.spotify.com/episode/567h... (part 1) open.spotify.com/episode/44o2... (part 2)
open.spotify.com
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (Part 1)
WHAT WENT WRONG · Episode
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I've been a Swindon fan since I was 10. I'm now 50. It's been a looooong haul.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Well no, because I got Devon and Dorset terribly confused. Apologies.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Would...would that be Sherborne Railway Station cafe, where I had a breakfast for the ages a while back?
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
This is some weird sex thing, isn't it.
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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Timeline alignment @fesshole.bsky.social @dril.bsky.social
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