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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 3h
seeing Gerrard doing ads for Polymarket is a bummer
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 6h
cmon man
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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just swung by a tiny flower shop here in Minneapolis. Another customer popped in to grab some flowers for his mom. Walk out together. He not only left his bike unlocked. He left a lit cigarette on the seat. I love the vibes.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WINE MOM GARAGE RAVE
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
👁️
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fleet Farm
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok, turns out that piece is waist-listed and used ones are selling for ~$700 on ebay. I was wrong. Dude, just get a Timex Expedition
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty
Dir. Geral da Policia Civil de Goias
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would be shocked if that watch retailed for more than $40
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If this voice was any more passive it would be in a coma
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👁️
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
THE KELS
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the hell they can, three straight yamamoto splitters and khamenei's back in the dugout before he knows what happened
Trending

1. Trump says Iran could hit Los Angeles
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think cities should be able to participate in a reality TV show called Mayor Swap where the participating cities split the ad revenue
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Monsieur le maire Bagayoko, seriez-vous intéressé par un déménagement dans l’une des «Twin Cities»?
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
more and more people are saying this
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Brains Across the Sea of Dead (spooky) @jnotj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As someone who recently moved (back) to the UK from Minneapolis, let me just say: Megasota
Map comparison showing the entire UK is 1.08 times the size of MN (by area)Map comparison showing England is 0.58 times the size of MN (by area)
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you crazy for this one frasier
FRASIER 
guest starring Saddam Hussein
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
some dudes rocked all and all dudes rocked some
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Neighbors for More Neighbors (N4MN) @moreneighbors.org · 05/10/2026
We are excited to announce Team Minneapolis for this Thursday's Sibling Rivalry! First up, the Night Mayor of Minneapolis, Ian Ringgenberg! 🪓 Tickets still available: actionnetwork.org/ticketed_eve...
Sibling Rivalry, 10.08.26

Team Minneapolis

Ian Ringgenberg

The Night Mayor of Minneapolis
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh.
“At publishing time, President Trump had authorized an initial wave of airstrikes on Minneapolis.”
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she’s just like me
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/born...
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/edbu...
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ask not for whom the liberty bibberties
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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grave meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 05/10/2026
I ACCIDENTALLY CREATED A RENAISSANCE PAINTING #EastLosLucha #luchalibre
bamboo and el rey laid out. the spotlight is on bamboo making him glow
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is the good stuff
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
luke… nice mushrooms
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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For those of you wondering what it is, this is how St Paul signals the new antipope.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bring a quality hater/fan is a dying art. Rock on, Turdpile
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
damn they’re never going to recover from this
post that says “Turnstile? You mean Sh*tstyle…”
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
seems like reviews of turnstile on snl is that the haters are going to continue hating and the normies are vaguely horny about it?
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Austin Kocher, PhD @austinkocher.com · 04/10/2026
September 30, 1996 - President Bill Clinton signed IIRIRA, which mandated detention without individualized custody hearings, created the 287(g) program and made far more crimes grounds for deporting green card holders, retroactively. learn more: doi.org/10.1177/2331...
The opening page of Division C of Public Law 104-208, dated September 30, 1996, titled "Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996," followed by its short-title section and the start of a table of contents listing border enforcement provisions such as border patrol agents and improvement of barriers at the border.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Freaks and Geeks and Lodge 49 have entered the chat
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
morning walking around weather report: it actually feels like proper autumn right now, but I’m still not taking the window unit out
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
praised by whom
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We beat Man City We beat Man City on a Watson goal youtu.be/YEM00kBdbfk?...
youtu.be
HIGHLIGHTS: Wigan Athletic vs Manchester City 1-0, FA Cup Final 2013
YouTube video by The Emirates FA Cup
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your club is mired in the biggest financial scandal on sporting history, my club is INKING DEALS. We are not the same.
introducing Wigan Athletic Football Club’s newest signing: Lancashire Bird Control, who will wear the 26 jersey this season.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
guy: say ‘i am alive’
computer: > I AM ALIVE
guy: oh my god.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I specifically requested golden beams of sunlight to dapple my path through leaves ablaze! Not this wet mushy nonsense! Where is the manager of this establishment?
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would like to speak to the manager
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
morning walking around weather report: crisp autumn GOOD, soggy sweaty autumn BAD
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bit of an unconventional signing by Wigan Latics, but I say that if Sue Gibbons’ Funeral Service can score a few goals now and again why not
It appears that Wigan Athletic FC have now sigbed Sue Gibbon’s Funeral Service and given her the #26 jersey for the season
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope I’m wrong, but my gut has been telling me that they’re going to launch a Tsar Nicholas II-style “repressive campaign” against Minnesota bsky.app/profile/born...
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank you for blessing the timeline in this manner
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