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@borishamilton.bsky.social
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Photographer, rapper, producer, lover of terrible jokes and puns, Arsenal fan, and overall someone just trying to enjoy life.

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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Anyhow, it’s not something new, because every four or five years this comes up. Manchester City is not guilty and the fact of having a double contract isn’t my problem but theirs, probably.” Aye, in the same way Carlsberg is "probably" the best beer in the world.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first big error the Premier League made was letting an Oligarch buy a club. The second, much bigger, was allowing a city state to buy a club. They screwed up long ago. City have them by the balls imho. They will, as known cheats, be able to negotiate their "penalty". It's disgusting.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My take from today's 3-0 defeat to Brighton is that if you lose nearly all 50-50s, how can they still be 50-50s? (I'm always available for Alan Partridge style punditry.)
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Specsial One
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At this rate City will become "115 charges against and X amount of refereeing errors for".
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Matchday 4 and we have a clear referee and VAR error to give a penalty against Arsenal, and a clear VAR error to award a goal to Man City.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Even Maresca knows it was a scandalous decison. I'll give him some credit for not bullsh#tting and just completely changing the question.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Arteta in the post-match conference: “Yes, we prepared for this in preseason by letting a cunt referee a game.”
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Eze, ffs, you cannot do that
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Merino for Kai please
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Omfg
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have you ever since White and Timber in the same room together?
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 12 84😁 100🎯 93🏆 96🔥 60🤨 Final score: 838 Thank you @arseblog.com ,this is ace!
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Super, level-headed article on Gyokeres. I've recently come across some people on this platform defending him for what he unfortunately is not. Thie numbers are arguments in this piece really set the record straight - and no, it isn't all bad.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I mainly use substack to talk Arsenal in unserious fashion, but the idea was initially to also use it for my photography practice. borishamilton.substack.com/p/how-i-shif...
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How I shifted from street photography to something more personal
A self-indulgent look into my evolution as a photographer
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kai is world class today.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We look pissed off. Continue like this, we'll win.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now that all this transfer crap is over, I cannot wait to get into the season and complain incessantly about the PGMOL!
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@AAllenSport @aallensport.arseblog.com · 01/09/2026
So United didn’t get a left-back, Liverpool failed to strengthen in midfield, Chelsea sold Enzo and ran out of time to replace him, Villa and Newcastle sold everybody, Sp*rs bought everybody (and people still laughed), and City bought a new midfield but have no Haaland backup. Who won the window?
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Philarsopher @philarsopher.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
City fans will point to the net spend. Critics will point to the outstanding charges pertaining to the origin of the positive part of that net expenditure.
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James Benge @jamesbenge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Half a billion spent on central midfielders alone by Manchester City since summer of 2022. A lot of that recouped by player trading. I know there’s no fix but to me this sport becomes more boring when clubs & coaches don’t have to manage their way around the mistakes they make.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Minutes recap: Saka, Kai, Odegaard and Merino missed 630, 2340, 1379 and 1038 mins respectively due to injury last season. Total, 5670 mins. So we're down 1130 mins but have added Tzolis and Bruno. Plus Max is a year older. That's how it works.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another left winger not joining Arsenal
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Merino, calmest man out there by a country mile
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No card for Cash, only cash for card.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Poor first half hour from Arsenal at both ends.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
All pink kit doesn't suit Raya. These things matter.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Benzema coming to Arsenal just a few years late...
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Atleti could really troll Alvarez and offer his to Espanyol. He'd get to move to Barcelona.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Notorious BIGGEST
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Graeme Le Faux
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Noni to play Saka for the full 90
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Ode-Saka-White triumvirate is back!
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's all going to be OKai
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So Partey has moved to Saudi Arabia, a country with no formal extradition treaty with the UK. Ugly.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"there's a hatch and latch on most men's backs you can open and insert snakes and rats, and I am not that" 🥶 That's one way to announce an album.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I love Arsenal. I love Arsenal winning even more. But I disagree with this choice of celebratory song as much 😂
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Quintuple is on! COYG
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
As good as Arsenal was, that was a terrible half for Donna.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Which football player would you choose to have as a neighbour? Only one answer: Santi Cazorla.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Arsenal linked with Quonsa today. Half Konsa, half Quansah, half as good as either, and double the price.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@clivepafc.bsky.social speaks a lot of sense about having to make painful sales so to be able to offer new contracts to other players we love... But MLS ain't a sale I'm ready to make!
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David O’Doherty @phlaimeaux.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
People with Meta glasses can look directly at it. You’ll be totally fine. Have a good old gawk
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The Fat Rat @flannyballs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
White Rice Salmon Julienne is both a potential Arsenal defence and a delicious dinner.
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Boris @borishamilton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Better than Konsa for £70m? Let's hear some opinions.
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