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Fnord Borgly

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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 3h
Gotta pull up the ladder behind you.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 6h
Looks like a defensive logoff might be in order today.
Post by Juni: "blocked over carbonara at 10:45am is WILD"
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Don’t Post About Crimes @katerosebee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And this was one of the hosts of this party, my gorgeous friend and one of the most talented wine cellar stewards I know. She is of course also a practiced swordswoman.
A woman in a white straplesswedding dress stained down the middle with blood, holding a long sword and a bottle of champagne on a rooftop. She looks to the west as my hood sits behind her at sunset
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 6h
That was an easy block on the 'splaining alone, without having to check the particle emissions.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 7h
Librarian fun is excellent fun.
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Loch Ness Monster 🎃🇨🇦 @vriccithode.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is once again time to bless your skyline with pics and video of my dogs eating tiny pancakes #PancakesTime
Three large fluffy dogs in bowties with a plate of tiny pancakes. A shaggy black dog eating a tiny pancake. A golden retriever eating a tiny pancake. A giant fluffy white dog eating a tiny pancake.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 19h
Ghislaine Maxwell's dad was totally an accident.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 19h
So there's this thing called the Supreme Court and...
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 20h
I love it when they gather their paws together like they've been hogtied.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 20h
Well ackshully it's called epheb-uh I mean Leon.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 20h
"Fancy Tamagochi" is a nice turn of phrase.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My cat just started doing very insistent "come with me" calls, led me all the way across the house *to fetch the other cat*, then led both of us back to their food bowls because apparently she didn't want to eat alone.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Credit due for making the "grr I'm a fighter" noises everyone wants to hear but explicitly not promising anything concrete.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Service cuts = taking from you" is *great* rhetoric. Behold the power of loss aversion.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tad Devine, the guy who worked for Putin alongside Paul Manafort before running Bernie's campaign, while Manafort ran Trump's? Unrelatedly, the Kremlin likes to recruit sex pests as foreign agents.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only the newest frontier models can handle muffaletta.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The number of NRA goons telling us to vote for the Republican governor who signed an assault weapons ban over the Democratic POTUS who had made it clear he wasn't interested in gun control...
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's very sweet.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was it anything like the espresso scene in The Iron Giant? Because that was adorable, relatable and utterly fremdschämen.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Dynamic enhance" is mostly noise
A night sky with some purple blur
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For comparison, 2020 Pixel 5 in Portland exurb:
Mostly black photo of the night sky
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Olivia Jaimes' Nancy, on cartoonists.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tom McCall was warlord material and Bud Clark had potential. I wish we had some up-and-comers that weren't just playing minor league campist games.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Each sysadmin entering the changes and going "you GO, girl" while considering their own best self.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Being sealed up in a beswax hexagon filled with honey would fix me, I am certain.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brother Rat! m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOce...
m.youtube.com
Brother Rat / What Slayde Says
YouTube video by Nomeansno - Topic
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[LCD Soundsystem voice]
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cow orker? At the last training, HR made it very clear that bestiality was off limits during work hours, I asked specifically.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dear Spouse had fulsome praise for the kid in the seat ahead of us on a recent three hour flight who only had to cry a little, along with praise for older brother being a good example. The parents were frazzled but very sweet.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We were just watching a toddler have a tantrum at the local brewpub and discussing how being a child is hard. The world keeps being different, your parents act weird, you feel stuff and you don't know what to do about it...
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haha, who owns all those CIDRs?
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 01/10/2026
I figured out what happened: all the lesswrong space cadets doing their bayesian math on RSI and ASI and so on had the signs flipped. what happens is that as soon as AI exists EVERYTHING ELSE gets STUPIDER at an accelerating rate. Easy mistake to make.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You first, Annie.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hugo Schmeisser lives on
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[Tries to mansplain the Demon Core with half-remembered CHEM101]
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't remember, it's a local supplier.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Training wheels. I really want to go to that pho place in Hanoi.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I find that hard to believe but if it's true that is amazing.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They have pint jars of various kinds of adobo sauce at the local Grocery Outlet and now I'm having a weird pizza idea...
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's a place in Portland with a portrait of Bourdain above the bar, they have Fernet-Branca on tap. I gotta go back there.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good question, because the same is true of most American meat and dairy, but I'ma have a cheeseburger.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just want to learn how to make it get the ten word request my coworker would have made a year ago instead of the thousand word essay I get now.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Right, whatever the mentality of the victim, it's bad for the perpetrator!
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thinking about the non-conscous AI that effectively narrates Stross' "Rule 34"
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Such scenic food porn! I really gotta visit the Oly pen again.
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blueasterstudio.bsky.social @blueasterstudio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Help us choose which option to run with! Reply with "messy" or "wild!" Will be a sticker, t-shirt, and possibly more!
A red shed with the text Wild Yards Have More Fun, surrounded by abundant plants like goldenrod, joe pye weed, ironweed, milkweed, rattlesnake master, geranium, shrubby st. Johns wort, columbine,cup plant, coneflower, and asters. There are also critters including a toad, squirrel, rabbit, blue jay, wren, scarlet tanager, dragonfly, Luna moth, tiger swallowtail.A red shed with the text Messy Yards Have More Fun, surrounded by abundant plants like goldenrod, joe pye weed, ironweed, milkweed, rattlesnake master, geranium, shrubby st. Johns wort, columbine,cup plant, coneflower, and asters. There are also critters including a toad, squirrel, rabbit, blue jay, wren, scarlet tanager, dragonfly, Luna moth, tiger swallowtail.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wild!
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Nasalrod @nasalrod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHOA! Excited to announce we're teaming up w/our friend & hero JELLO BIAFRA & his Alternative Tentacles label to release our upcoming 7" record entitled The "Friends" 45! Our debut release on AT (a co-release w/ our own Mandy Morgan's awesome Nadine Records)! Pre-orders open now at both AT & Nadine!
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Helps that US construction costs are insane.
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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Greene I think, I get a CrossFit vibe from Sinema.
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