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Kristian "Borf" Boruff

@borf.bsky.social
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Yes, that one guy from Respawn. Now a producer at Game Grumps and Director for Commander at Home. I recorded MatchLight.wav aka the original Minecraft Creeper sssssssss

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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why did anyone ever think security questions about basic facts were a good idea for user accounts?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I became an uncle today. I bought a newspaper for the baby. Explaining to the teller why I was being specific to get a non-wrinkled paper he congratulated me on the baby. He asked if it was my first grand child. I thought I was unc, but do I serve Cryptkeeper?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
NOW IS WHEN MTG RELEASES A DWARF FORTRESS SECRET LAIR?!?!?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Pretty Lethal was awesome. Going to an exclusive screening with my aunt and wife is a top 10 LA memory for me now. It's such a fun movie.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I just saw a Waymo being driven by a human. I feel like this is an omen.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
hasselback potatoes aren't on Tiktok.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'm pretty sure I just drove past an ice arrest at the Americana at Brand
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I am so pleased with my overly distracting desk lightning.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I've learned so much on this project. I just burnt a 15 amp fuse.... It's soldered to the board. Oh boy. One more project for tomorrow. Almost, almost, almost done.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Do people want to hear about LED light setups here? I've been working on 3D printing diffusers and wiring up a few hundred LEDs all over my desk.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I'm looking at new keyboards and mice. I think the generational gap is that Zoomers want mice that weigh less than a handful of sand and keyboards that don't have half the keys. I just want my ten keys, wireless, hot swappable, and rgb because I'm a ridiculous nutjob.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It'll be perfect once I add 152 RGB leds
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Grip and A/V question. I've been doing over/under wrapping for 20 years for cabling. A DP recently told me that I should never do that because it puts tension on the cables and when you run them out it causes knots. I've always thought and experienced the exact opposite. Who is correct?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Never read reviews for movies you are looking forward to. I was expecting far more giant floppy penises in 28 Years Later.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
L4 disc is an ugly pancake.
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Second Sight @secondsightfilms.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
THE INNKEEPERS: LIMITED EDITION 4K UHD & Blu-ray released Aug 25th, preorder now! New Second Sight produced, Director-Approved 4K Restoration in HDR Dolby Vision. New interviews & more! Plus 120-page book & 6 art cards! Standard Editions also available. bit.ly/InnkeepersLtd
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 16/06/2025
“Son of Svengoolie” premiered with Rich Koz portraying the ghost host on this day in 1979.
chicagotribune.com
Today in Chicago History: Rich Koz becomes Svengoolie, the city’s iconic ghost host
Here’s a look back at what happened in the Chicago area on June 16, according to the Tribune’s archives.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is going to be awesome!
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Anybody going to MagicCon in Las Vegas next weekend too?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Ballerina Overdrive will be far more fun that Ballerina.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I had a dream about working at a dispensary. A coworker was selling an alcohol and marijuana joint. I asked how that works and they offered to let me smoke. I said, "No, I've been sober for two years." (True in real life)
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I followed a bunch of art starter packs. I am jump scared with cgi porn on Bluesky ever since. I unfollow and yikes when more appears. I'm really just interested in 8 bit or 16 bit art that looks like it belongs in a video game or psychedelic art that looks like it belongs under a black light.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Does anyone know what sort of molex/dupont this is? It goes into a Corsair Lighting Node Pro.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Why would I want to run my own Bluesky server?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Math problem in my life. I need to mix an organic insecticide into water. Listed at 10 fluid oz or 1 1/4 cup per 1 gallon. Sprayer is 27 oz. So far I have 1 oz insecticide per 12.8 oz of water. 128 oz in a gallon ÷ 10 = 12.8 oz.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Could someone install this and let me know it works for them too? 4 flavors of David Cheeseman and 1 Wave 1 Apreegees blindbox. www.nexusmods.com/supermarkets...
nexusmods.com
David Cheeseman
David Cheeseman - The Aged Cheese Homunculus from 10 Minute Power Hour (Hazmat License Required!)'Digitally preserved. Moldier than ever.'
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I shot some feet content today for work.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Hello lovelies! If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
David Cheeseman has been encased in a 1 foot cube of clear resin.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
He is risen!
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Get him while he's Brutalist
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
www.printables.com/model/127070...
printables.com
Burtalist David Cheeseman by Kboruff | Download free STL model | Printables.com
For fans of Game Grumps, I made this as a joke for Dan and Arin to discover playing Supermarket Simulator. Muy caro! | Download free 3D printable STL models
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
If you follow me and your posts are covered in AI slop, I'm going to block you.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
youtu.be/Z6ZBzLLjCX4?... Please watch this scene and tell me what it's about. #piano #gasmask #egg #moderndance #newagejazz
youtu.be
In The Aftermath: Angels Never Sleep (1988)
YouTube video by PlanetNamedDesire
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
After one disappointing call with a lawyer and two trips to the German Consulate in LA all in one day, I can honestly say I have never missed smoking more.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
People canceling Ebay orders after they have been packaged and labelled is so annoying.
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Cadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
YOU GUYS.
A miniature train yard with working streetlights, industrial buildings in the background and parked train cars with graffiti and a train on the track, also with graffiti train carsA close up of the previous scene with a little red car in the parking lot portion of the train yard. there’s a blue crate train car with white bubble tagging that says stash. In the background there’s a white train car with kos tagged on it with a red backgroundMiniature tagged train cars on a light wood display shelf.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I assume this is someone here might know better. Did the Godhand from Berserk come before the Cenobites from Hellraiser/Hellbound Heart? Has anyone pointed out the similarities?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
@ktla.com Why does your streaming app on Roku keep showing this horrifying AI ad with a "neurologist" for Vita Mahjong? Are there any network standards for AI generated advertising? youtu.be/ypotvbOEMzQ?... @davidlaz.bsky.social @richontech.tv
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Vita Mahjong ad uses AI "neurologist" to claim it can PREVENT Alzheimer's 😂😂😂😭
YouTube video by Exposing Disturbing Ads
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Puns in article titles make me cringe.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Piriformis syndrome feels like hitting your funny bone just walking around or sitting.
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Rep. Dan Goldman @repdangoldman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Without Congressional action, the World Trade Center Health Program will begin denying care for 9/11 survivors & first responders. Unacceptable. I joined NY colleagues in introducing a bill to secure permanent funding for WTCHP, so those impacted get the help they deserve.
goldman.house.gov
Goldman, Garbarino, Gillibrand, Schumer, Nadler, Kean Introduce Bipartisan Legislation to Fix World Trade Center Health Program Funding Shortfall
Washington, DC – Congressman Dan Goldman (NY-10), Congressman Andrew Garbarino (NY-02), Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Congressman Jerry Nadler (NY-12)...
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I give the tariffs until Trump donors suffer and threaten to not support his business interests before he declares them a success and ends them.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@zpowers.bsky.social @rustyempire.bsky.social I meant to share this.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
@zpowers.bsky.social @rustyempire.bsky.social
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Trapper, MLT 🪚🇵🇸 - COMMISSIONS OPEN @trapnaster.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
looked up some of the works, and holy fuckign shit these have got to be some of the hottest paintings i’ve seen in years
a nun holding a rosary in her lips, dangling it over an angel’s open mouth as she tilts her chin up gently a nun embracing another from behind. the nun in front has bleeding crucifixion wounds on her hands, and the nun holding her penetrates one of the wounds with two fingers
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
How do I find starter packs on Bluesky?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I really miss getting paper tickets for movies.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
So I caught an Ettin and I made the a nice place to stay in my fort. The problem is that it's too close to the tavern and dining area so the dwarves cancel eating every time they see him and run away. The archery team is also practicing too close and just starts trying to blast him.
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