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Kristian "Borf" Boruff

@borf.bsky.social
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Yes, that one guy from Respawn. Now a producer at Game Grumps and Director for Commander at Home. I recorded MatchLight.wav aka the original Minecraft Creeper sssssssss

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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why did anyone ever think security questions about basic facts were a good idea for user accounts?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I became an uncle today. I bought a newspaper for the baby. Explaining to the teller why I was being specific to get a non-wrinkled paper he congratulated me on the baby. He asked if it was my first grand child. I thought I was unc, but do I serve Cryptkeeper?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
NOW IS WHEN MTG RELEASES A DWARF FORTRESS SECRET LAIR?!?!?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'm looking forward to the sequel!
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Pretty Lethal was awesome. Going to an exclusive screening with my aunt and wife is a top 10 LA memory for me now. It's such a fun movie.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I just saw a Waymo being driven by a human. I feel like this is an omen.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Good luck! What movie?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
hasselback potatoes aren't on Tiktok.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
One day we might have a good mayor.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I'm pretty sure I just drove past an ice arrest at the Americana at Brand
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I am so pleased with my overly distracting desk lightning.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I've learned so much on this project. I just burnt a 15 amp fuse.... It's soldered to the board. Oh boy. One more project for tomorrow. Almost, almost, almost done.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Do people want to hear about LED light setups here? I've been working on 3D printing diffusers and wiring up a few hundred LEDs all over my desk.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Great! I didn't know they opened a new one. Same family? The photo of the wife sitting alone at the old Machinima adjacent location always makes me sad when I think about it.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
What? It still exists?!?!
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I'm looking at new keyboards and mice. I think the generational gap is that Zoomers want mice that weigh less than a handful of sand and keyboards that don't have half the keys. I just want my ten keys, wireless, hot swappable, and rgb because I'm a ridiculous nutjob.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
My desk is going to GLOW
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It'll be perfect once I add 152 RGB leds
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
He landed.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Grip and A/V question. I've been doing over/under wrapping for 20 years for cabling. A DP recently told me that I should never do that because it puts tension on the cables and when you run them out it causes knots. I've always thought and experienced the exact opposite. Who is correct?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Never read reviews for movies you are looking forward to. I was expecting far more giant floppy penises in 28 Years Later.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
L4 disc is an ugly pancake.
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Second Sight @secondsightfilms.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
THE INNKEEPERS: LIMITED EDITION 4K UHD & Blu-ray released Aug 25th, preorder now! New Second Sight produced, Director-Approved 4K Restoration in HDR Dolby Vision. New interviews & more! Plus 120-page book & 6 art cards! Standard Editions also available. bit.ly/InnkeepersLtd
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 16/06/2025
“Son of Svengoolie” premiered with Rich Koz portraying the ghost host on this day in 1979.
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Today in Chicago History: Rich Koz becomes Svengoolie, the city’s iconic ghost host
Here’s a look back at what happened in the Chicago area on June 16, according to the Tribune’s archives.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
This is going to be awesome!
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Nice! We should meet up! I'm out there for Commander at Home
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Anybody going to MagicCon in Las Vegas next weekend too?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Ballerina Overdrive will be far more fun that Ballerina.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
They can't pay and in exchange hand me their crusty laptop with an unproduced screenplay on it. Then I woke up and realized I slept through my first alarm and leapt out of bed to a white wall of pain from my back that is still injured. (In real life)
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I jump up and start helping customers. I find one customer that was jamming marijuana cologne into their bag without paying. They turn invisible to sneak put until I angry-mom yank their arm over to the cash register.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
All my coworkers were horrified, but the boss said, "Stop it! We accept everybody as long as you can make sales." Then I realized that I have never sold any weed. (Also true in real life)
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I had a dream about working at a dispensary. A coworker was selling an alcohol and marijuana joint. I asked how that works and they offered to let me smoke. I said, "No, I've been sober for two years." (True in real life)
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This is correct. But don't drive to get it.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I followed a bunch of art starter packs. I am jump scared with cgi porn on Bluesky ever since. I unfollow and yikes when more appears. I'm really just interested in 8 bit or 16 bit art that looks like it belongs in a video game or psychedelic art that looks like it belongs under a black light.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Does anyone know what sort of molex/dupont this is? It goes into a Corsair Lighting Node Pro.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Why would I want to run my own Bluesky server?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Thanks, that makes sense. I do similar math a lot for finding scale multiplier numbers for 3d printing if I need a print without a known scale to fit something I can measure. The fact it was volumes and not lengths was making me have a hard time. That dilution math is extremely helpful.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Man, if I could live with the metric system instead of this English wizard nonsense I'd be happy.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
27 divided by 12.8 is correct. 2.11 is the amount of insecticide in 27 oz. 12.8 multiplied by 10 obviously gives 128 oz. Ok team, grandpa is satisfied
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
So multiplying 27 by 12.8 is wrong. Dividing 27 by 12.8 is 2.11 oz, but that seems wrong because multiplying 2.11 by 128 to see if it returns the original 10 oz is obviously wrong. Wtf do I math here?
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Math problem in my life. I need to mix an organic insecticide into water. Listed at 10 fluid oz or 1 1/4 cup per 1 gallon. Sprayer is 27 oz. So far I have 1 oz insecticide per 12.8 oz of water. 128 oz in a gallon ÷ 10 = 12.8 oz.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Could someone install this and let me know it works for them too? 4 flavors of David Cheeseman and 1 Wave 1 Apreegees blindbox. www.nexusmods.com/supermarkets...
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David Cheeseman
David Cheeseman - The Aged Cheese Homunculus from 10 Minute Power Hour (Hazmat License Required!)'Digitally preserved. Moldier than ever.'
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Mist!
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I shot some feet content today for work.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Ha ha. Good catch
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
David Cheeseman
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Dan should be fine. He has a portrait in his attic that ages but he stays the same. The catch is that it is black and white so he can still go grey over time.
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Kristian "Borf" Boruff @borf.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
It wasn't that bad. He's just old dried out, oily, and moldy cheese. I worked as a janitor when I was a teenager. Touching gross stuff doesn't bother me as long as I can clean my hands afterwards. Hearing screams from co-workers when they saw me holding him was worth it.
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