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Bored Jake

@boredjake.bsky.social
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He/him, bi SWer- Making ends meet with Uber and Lewds Tumblr user, real dad, neurodivergent, Obstinate! $nichenerd OF: onlyfans.com/bearish-nerd-dad Deleted the Fansly

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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 3h
My first thought was that he looked like a cousin to Jimothy the raccoon
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 4h
If I hadn't taken this myself, I'd think it was AI
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 4h
Who the fuck sits like this?
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 11h
My back hurts, so just a light 14 miles today at 13 resistance 🥵
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kitty cat time while watching Toylight (Dimension20)
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peanut butter and peach jam/preserves
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gains?
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Am I seeing gains? (It should surprise nobody that I tried to upload this earlier, and it took so long, I just had to quit and move on with life)
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ty 😊
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rainy #fcf
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally. Only red bell pepper of the season.
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sir, it's been like 5 minutes. You cannot stay here
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why did it get so hot today?
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Workout smirk
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@colliflower95.bsky.social I'm nekkid in your gym, but you're not here
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#fatcockfriday #fcf
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could use a nap. I'm gonna eat wings instead
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like my nearest brick and mortar is 70 miles
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spaceship
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never heard of it
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If a big guy like me was ready to spend a little more on, say, t-shirts, at what brick-and-mortar might I want to shop?
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shower time #pits #onlyfans #gympics
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
STI testing day
Me in the doctor's office, holding up my arm, which has been taped red from blood work
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't touch my money!
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who's on the phone?
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I pass them relatively frequently. I'm now on a med to make passing them easier than trying to prevent them
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Posted some shower gifs 😳🚿 onlyfans.com/2753002728/b...
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I still went to the gym. It feels better than riding in the car 😬 Also, weekend plans changed, so I can't take tonight off work 🎉
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did you know that when you're trying to pass a kidney stone, the world doesn't stop? You might not have to go to work (I do), but you still have to hang clothes, take out trash, and clean up cat shit. If only we could invent having other people in the same house...
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And these are just the 30 current of my 90 some odd subscribed
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Most of my current WebToons reading list. Forgive the alt text. Some names are so long, I can't remember them and if I leave bsky to look, this won't post 😓
Reborn Prodigy of the Ducal House, Top Dungeon Farmer, Heavenly Demon Wants a Quiet Life, Apothecary Prince, White Tower's Rogue Mage, Regressed Mercenary,  I'm ta Villainess, but I Won't Live Like OneReturn of the Blossoming Blade, Reincarnated Murim Lord, Reincarnated as the Grand Duke's Third Son, Duchess in Ruins, Absolute Reign, Back Alley Mage's Second (chance? Life?), The Returner's Road to Retirement What a Bountiful Harvest, Demon Lord, Genius Swordsman of Mount Hua, The Grand Duke's Bride is a (warrior from hell? Demon warrior?), Absolute Sword Sense, The Lazy Lord Masters the Sword, Absolute Regression, The Unparalleled Hidden Ranks (weapon something or other)Rebirth of the Divine Demon, Chronicles of the Demon Faction's (Prodigy? Third Heir? Idk), Chronicles of a Doomed Prodigy, Murim RPG Simulation,  Life of a Demon Hunter, The Margrave's 10th-Class (son? Heir?), Return of the Mad Demon
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got a Hump Day video going up on my paid OF in about 30 minutes. Just sayin' 😏
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tummy Tuesday
Me sitting in the locker room
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh my 😏
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you feel like you don't get the attention you deserve from me for some reason, now is a good time to speak up. I'll hear you out 🎙💬 (This does not mean "Yeah, I wish you were deep in ass" talk)
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A soft end to a hard week Happy Softcock Saturday #scs
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
📣💙
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🤷‍♂️😭
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We will? That's so kind of you 😊 I'll be waiting
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Unfortunately, I don't know when I'll be able to make it back over there 😞
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I do deserve a reward for showing restraint 🤔
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am showing Restraint
Venomsaurus Rex action figure. A t-rex covered in the Venom symbiote. Nineteen dollar clearance sticker.
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No blood or tears, but they're getting plenty of sweat 🥵
Sweaty shirtless selfie next to houseSweaty shirtless selfie, short person povShowing seed packets I was planting. Paris Island Romaine lettuce and Scarlet Nantes carrotsThe raised garden I was planting, half watered
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey
Gym selfie
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This year is Super Sweet 100
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not Sunday anymore, but 📣💙
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They are
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Today's harvest
Bowl of bright cherry tomatoes
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