Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 21hAm I seeing gains? (It should surprise nobody that I tried to upload this earlier, and it took so long, I just had to quit and move on with life) 050
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sir, it's been like 5 minutes. You cannot stay here 061
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@colliflower95.bsky.social I'm nekkid in your gym, but you're not here 1200
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If a big guy like me was ready to spend a little more on, say, t-shirts, at what brick-and-mortar might I want to shop? 140
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Posted some shower gifs 😳🚿 onlyfans.com/2753002728/b... 0151
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Did you know that when you're trying to pass a kidney stone, the world doesn't stop? You might not have to go to work (I do), but you still have to hang clothes, take out trash, and clean up cat shit. If only we could invent having other people in the same house... 2170
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Most of my current WebToons reading list. Forgive the alt text. Some names are so long, I can't remember them and if I leave bsky to look, this won't post 😓 150
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Got a Hump Day video going up on my paid OF in about 30 minutes. Just sayin' 😏 1340
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If you feel like you don't get the attention you deserve from me for some reason, now is a good time to speak up. I'll hear you out 🎙💬 (This does not mean "Yeah, I wish you were deep in ass" talk) 150
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A soft end to a hard week Happy Softcock Saturday #scs 0250
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026No blood or tears, but they're getting plenty of sweat 🥵 0150
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The best I've ever done in this 2017 Nissan Rogue Sport (suv) 050
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Filling out dating profiles for ENM is so hard. It sounds like I'm trying to re-home a family pet. "He doesn't need much, as he's moderately self-sufficient. He just needs attention and to feel loved. He's been through a lot, so pls be patient. Will bite." 🐶🐱 090
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Mentally ill doordash sex worker: you can assume I'm on SNAP, right? I shouldn't be scared to tell you? As of Sept 1, my benefits will be cut until November because they've been overpaying. Previous notice says they've been underpaying, so raised my benefits. I just can't win. 040
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026WHY WON'T THIS VIDEO LOAD IN THE EDITOR? There's so little I even need to do to it, just fucking load! 020
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Pre-gym #fcf Started a free OF, if you wanna stop by an give some supportive likes 1421
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I've recognized a problem with myself. Now, how to voice it... 🤔 190
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I just want to vent in person. I don't want solutions or even condolences. I just want to vent and not have it recorded in some fuckass database somewhere 🤬😡 080
Reposted by Bored JakeAustin Tacious @austintacious.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Hey folks, I really dislike having to do this, but I just had a sudden emergency and have to move for an indefinite amount of time before September. If any of y'all are feeling like helping me out, it would mean a lot. DM if you are able and willing to help out. 0134
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Time for everyone's favorite summer game- What Just Got My Leg?: Stick or Snake edition! 1220
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026When the Girls (2 & 3 y/o) want you to Take a Picture of them and you trick them by taking a selfie, but also accidentally teach then to stick out their tongues, especially for pics. Oops ✌️🤪 1250
Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Why isn't there a "jelly" emoji. I would use it all the time. It has to be Jelly, not jam or preserves. If I had my druthers, it would be green 💚 040