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Bored Jake

@boredjake.bsky.social
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He/him, bi SWer- Making ends meet with Uber and Lewds Tumblr user, real dad, neurodivergent, Obstinate! $nichenerd OF: onlyfans.com/bearish-nerd-dad Deleted the Fansly

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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 21h
Gains?
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 21h
Am I seeing gains? (It should surprise nobody that I tried to upload this earlier, and it took so long, I just had to quit and move on with life)
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rainy #fcf
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally. Only red bell pepper of the season.
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sir, it's been like 5 minutes. You cannot stay here
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why did it get so hot today?
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Workout smirk
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@colliflower95.bsky.social I'm nekkid in your gym, but you're not here
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#fatcockfriday #fcf
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could use a nap. I'm gonna eat wings instead
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spaceship
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If a big guy like me was ready to spend a little more on, say, t-shirts, at what brick-and-mortar might I want to shop?
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shower time #pits #onlyfans #gympics
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
STI testing day
Me in the doctor's office, holding up my arm, which has been taped red from blood work
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Posted some shower gifs 😳🚿 onlyfans.com/2753002728/b...
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did you know that when you're trying to pass a kidney stone, the world doesn't stop? You might not have to go to work (I do), but you still have to hang clothes, take out trash, and clean up cat shit. If only we could invent having other people in the same house...
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Most of my current WebToons reading list. Forgive the alt text. Some names are so long, I can't remember them and if I leave bsky to look, this won't post 😓
Reborn Prodigy of the Ducal House, Top Dungeon Farmer, Heavenly Demon Wants a Quiet Life, Apothecary Prince, White Tower's Rogue Mage, Regressed Mercenary,  I'm ta Villainess, but I Won't Live Like OneReturn of the Blossoming Blade, Reincarnated Murim Lord, Reincarnated as the Grand Duke's Third Son, Duchess in Ruins, Absolute Reign, Back Alley Mage's Second (chance? Life?), The Returner's Road to Retirement What a Bountiful Harvest, Demon Lord, Genius Swordsman of Mount Hua, The Grand Duke's Bride is a (warrior from hell? Demon warrior?), Absolute Sword Sense, The Lazy Lord Masters the Sword, Absolute Regression, The Unparalleled Hidden Ranks (weapon something or other)Rebirth of the Divine Demon, Chronicles of the Demon Faction's (Prodigy? Third Heir? Idk), Chronicles of a Doomed Prodigy, Murim RPG Simulation,  Life of a Demon Hunter, The Margrave's 10th-Class (son? Heir?), Return of the Mad Demon
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got a Hump Day video going up on my paid OF in about 30 minutes. Just sayin' 😏
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tummy Tuesday
Me sitting in the locker room
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you feel like you don't get the attention you deserve from me for some reason, now is a good time to speak up. I'll hear you out 🎙💬 (This does not mean "Yeah, I wish you were deep in ass" talk)
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A soft end to a hard week Happy Softcock Saturday #scs
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
📣💙
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am showing Restraint
Venomsaurus Rex action figure. A t-rex covered in the Venom symbiote. Nineteen dollar clearance sticker.
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No blood or tears, but they're getting plenty of sweat 🥵
Sweaty shirtless selfie next to houseSweaty shirtless selfie, short person povShowing seed packets I was planting. Paris Island Romaine lettuce and Scarlet Nantes carrotsThe raised garden I was planting, half watered
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey
Gym selfie
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not Sunday anymore, but 📣💙
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Today's harvest
Bowl of bright cherry tomatoes
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The best I've ever done in this 2017 Nissan Rogue Sport (suv)
My car mpg- 40.4, current and best
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good gym day
Selfie of me shirtless in the locker room
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
📣💙 link in bio
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Filling out dating profiles for ENM is so hard. It sounds like I'm trying to re-home a family pet. "He doesn't need much, as he's moderately self-sufficient. He just needs attention and to feel loved. He's been through a lot, so pls be patient. Will bite." 🐶🐱
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mentally ill doordash sex worker: you can assume I'm on SNAP, right? I shouldn't be scared to tell you? As of Sept 1, my benefits will be cut until November because they've been overpaying. Previous notice says they've been underpaying, so raised my benefits. I just can't win.
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WHY WON'T THIS VIDEO LOAD IN THE EDITOR? There's so little I even need to do to it, just fucking load!
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pre-gym #fcf Started a free OF, if you wanna stop by an give some supportive likes
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dinner of champions and Real Adults
Lunch box with 2 pb & j sandwiches on white bread and a ziploc of doritos
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've recognized a problem with myself. Now, how to voice it... 🤔
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who??
Two fingers holding down a fortune cookie fortune that reads, "Trust him, but still keep your eyes open."
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just want to vent in person. I don't want solutions or even condolences. I just want to vent and not have it recorded in some fuckass database somewhere 🤬😡
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How to laze about
Smoked Salmon III (gray and black striped cat) with an arm on the window supporting her as she sleeps over the gap between the window and her bed
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Pitt or whatever idk I don't watch tv
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sonuvafuckingbitch
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Austin Tacious @austintacious.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hey folks, I really dislike having to do this, but I just had a sudden emergency and have to move for an indefinite amount of time before September. If any of y'all are feeling like helping me out, it would mean a lot. DM if you are able and willing to help out.
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Time for everyone's favorite summer game- What Just Got My Leg?: Stick or Snake edition!
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When the Girls (2 & 3 y/o) want you to Take a Picture of them and you trick them by taking a selfie, but also accidentally teach then to stick out their tongues, especially for pics. Oops ✌️🤪
A pic of me, tongue out, with peace sign fingers
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
📣📸
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
📣💙
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
📣💙
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
📣💙
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Bored Jake @boredjake.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why isn't there a "jelly" emoji. I would use it all the time. It has to be Jelly, not jam or preserves. If I had my druthers, it would be green 💚
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