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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 9h

Received this picture. Just so I would feel guilty.

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18h

I am getting ready to leave for an overnight conference, which means Willy the Pug has climbed onto my lap and fallen asleep to prevent me from leaving. Q may have to go in the kitchen and rustle a chip bag so I can get out the door.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18h

Have heard nothing but good things after spending a weekend rooming with someone who made sure I absolutely watched some of their performances a year ago. Give them a listen.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 19/10/2026

It’s only disavowal if it comes from the disavowal region of Michigan. Otherwise it’s simply a sparkling condemnation.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

Back to it at 4:30 Eastern now that my meeting has ended! Stream going live again in just a moment.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

Had to stop for a meeting I forgot I had but should be back live at 4 PM Eastern or so for more Gabriel Knight as 13 days of October starts up again.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

At 1 PM Eastern I'll be hopping back onto Twitch after an absence to do a long day of play and start my scary and not-so-scary streams through Halloween with what I hope will be a most-if-not-full playthrough of Gabriel Knight, Sins of the Father! Featuring Tim Curry twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

Someone on Facebook posted their new murrsuit! Hey good for them! I’m glad they have something they enjoy! It looks very nice! However, about that description you used on the video, I think “A murrsuit is a fursuit with a crotch zipper,” while technically correct, may be burying the lede a bit.

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Ocebot >> ACFI @ocebotdj.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

It's time for another good idea, bad idea. Good idea: fall off the bone ribs at your local Texas Roadhouse Bad idea: fall off the bone ribs at your local emergency room

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

This is how I end up smoking a shit ton of pulled pork.

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Uncle Kage 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦 @unclekage.bsky.social · 17/10/2026

I haven't done a Winestream in a while. I plan to do one on October 24 with the specific intention of raising money to support relief efforts in #Ukraine In short, the more money we raise, the more I shall drink. What could possibly go wrong?

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

Our Pug: “I cannot fit more than one piece of kibble in my mouth at a time. This is why I run to my bowl, get a single piece of kibble, then run back over by you to eat it.” Also Our Pug: “I am going to somehow walk around with an apple bigger than my goddamn head held in my mouth.”

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🏳️‍⚧️ Ruby, Hellhound of Chaos 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ @chaosedh.bsky.social · 18/10/2026

So I might have made something cursed... #mtgalters WIP Horror Loot+Gritty+Pikachu Tagging @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com because...well iykyk

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

I CALLED TESLA SUPPORT AND ALL THEY DID WAS UPLOAD THIS PLAYLIST

A spotify playlist by E10n called “Songs for Being Repeatedly Slammed Into the Garage
Ceiling by my Tesla Roadster” featuring only Tubthumping by Chumbawamba on repeat

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING OH GOD IT’S STARTING TO PLAY “CALL ME AL” BY PAUL SIMON PLEASE

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

I tried to call my wife to help me and she reminded me the restraining order prevents me from contacting her please call Elon

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

Oh god help my sentient car is laughing at me as I continue slamming into the ceiling of my garage as Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” grows ever louder.

A screensot of a elon tweet reading:

True.
You will be able to ask the Roadster to perform any of the tricks shown autonomously, as it will be sentient.
Also, we will have a wild looping track (crazier even than Hot Wheels) at our Texas HQ where you can test out your Roadster.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 17/10/2026

My assumption is they are referring to policies that are interpretations of law. However if not you’re right: writing a company policy about the use of the break room fridge is not the practice of law. Though maybe it should be given the number of times someone has TAKEN MY DAMN DR. PEPPER ZERO

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 17/10/2026

Literally every one of those things is the practice of law. Like there are cases and ethics opinions about every single one of them. The “legal information” part is okay most of the time but if done professionally/authoritatively it certainly falls under it. This is just a UPL generator.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

With remote work Hell doesn’t get snow days. It has to connect to the VPN and play Muzak at the sinners through zoom.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

But only if Hell can get off work that day.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

all I know is the recipe said “handheld meat pie” so that’s what I called it!

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

I have never attempted them before so while they are uglier than sin they do taste good and that’s a win.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

Me, watching Sweeney Todd while working: “Honey, we’re having meat pies for dinner.”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

I am a cartoon badger on the internet. I feel that contradicts with your statement.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

Zacharia and I have two big differences: I’m licensed to practice law AND I’m employed.

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

"And all I got was this lousy UPL conviction"

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

I think Tez may be downplaying their own contribution as a resident puppet magician with a good attitude

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

If you’ll be my bodyguard I will be your long lost legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

Q still has not stopped randomly cackling which is how I know the joke is a good one

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

Technically any car can be a flying car. The question is whether or not it can also be a “controlled landing” car.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

In this scenario the system is stuck blaring Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” while I get severe blunt force trauma.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

BRB, unplugging my car, starting it up, and then immediately slamming it repeatedly into the ceiling of my garage because I didn’t pay for the upgrade that unlocked the autopilot and sensor package that stopped me from activating the air tanks while indoors.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

In 1968 MLK Jr. gave a speech in which he discussed the Drum Major Instinct - a drive for recognition out of the desire to be important. I feel it could be applied to social media “influencers” and organization leadership in a number of niche fandom communities. beaconbroadside.com/2018/02/04/m...

We all want to be important, to surpass others, to achieve distinction, to lead the parade. Alfred Adler, the great psychoanalyst, contends that this is the dominant impulse. Sigmund Freud used to contend that sex was the dominant impulse, and Adler came with a new argument saying that this quest for recognition, this desire for attention, this desire for distinction is the basic impulse, the basic drive of human life, this drum major instinct.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

They are nice looking boats! I worked sternwheelers so I’m partial to them.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

Sidewheelers were more maneuverable and stable, but sternwheelers were cheaper to build, operate, repair, had shallower drafts, and were able to enter narrower channels.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

River steamers often simply had the two stacks, which went to the boilers. There are modern faux steamers that are diesel powered where the stacks are false stacks or vent something other than the boilers.

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