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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 21h

22 years olds on Halloween at the beginning of the night v. 22 year olds on November 1st.

Willy the pug looking majestic and bright eyed wearing a bat wing costume, appearing as if he looks forward to whatever is coming next.

Willy the pug looking like he has spent an entire night chugging tequila and just woke up on the floor of an apartment rented by some guy named Tanner who he’s never seen before but now has matching tattoos with

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 24/10/2026

Surprisingly he doesn’t HATE the bat wings

Willy the pug looking happy in a pair of bat wings

Willy the pug wearing his bat wings - a top view

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 24/10/2026

Meet Willy, the pug we got when I stopped into a pet shop to talk to the owner who is a brother Mason about something unrelated and didn’t pay enough attention to what my spouse was doing

Willy the pug focused on a cat’s tail moments before disaster

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 20/10/2026

Received this picture. Just so I would feel guilty.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

I CALLED TESLA SUPPORT AND ALL THEY DID WAS UPLOAD THIS PLAYLIST

A spotify playlist by E10n called “Songs for Being Repeatedly Slammed Into the Garage
Ceiling by my Tesla Roadster” featuring only Tubthumping by Chumbawamba on repeat

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 18/10/2026

Oh god help my sentient car is laughing at me as I continue slamming into the ceiling of my garage as Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” grows ever louder.

A screensot of a elon tweet reading:

True.
You will be able to ask the Roadster to perform any of the tricks shown autonomously, as it will be sentient.
Also, we will have a wild looping track (crazier even than Hot Wheels) at our Texas HQ where you can test out your Roadster.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

I have never attempted them before so while they are uglier than sin they do taste good and that’s a win.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

In 1968 MLK Jr. gave a speech in which he discussed the Drum Major Instinct - a drive for recognition out of the desire to be important. I feel it could be applied to social media “influencers” and organization leadership in a number of niche fandom communities. beaconbroadside.com/2018/02/04/m...

We all want to be important, to surpass others, to achieve distinction, to lead the parade. Alfred Adler, the great psychoanalyst, contends that this is the dominant impulse. Sigmund Freud used to contend that sex was the dominant impulse, and Adler came with a new argument saying that this quest for recognition, this desire for attention, this desire for distinction is the basic impulse, the basic drive of human life, this drum major instinct.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 16/10/2026

Pausing the movie Maverick to discuss how the boat would never be able to house the interior they show without being a Tardis…as well as pointing out the fact the front stacks are fake and if there were flames coming from the stacks of a steamer in this era it would be near explosion point.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 11/10/2026

Hi. My name is Willy and my dumb ass got on the table while dad was cooking, where I practically inhaled an onion and kicked off panicked rushing before they were able to corner me and induce vomiting. I miss my onion.

Willy the Pug forlornly staring into the distance thinking of his onion

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 10/10/2026

So we still don’t know what I did to my ankle. The x ray showed nothing, the ultrasound showed nothing. The swelling is going down but the pain remains so I’m booted when standing. I do, however, have a guardian.

Boozy on the couch with Willy the pug sleeping on him

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 08/10/2026

So Amazon has introduced a tab to let you see the assumptions it’s AI makes in determining what to show you. …yeah…

Three Amazon tabs supposedly profiling boozy. They read

Home & Family
Has a daily wear ring

Home & Family
Has an inherited lodge ring

Interests & Hobbies
Is a steamboat enthusiast

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 29/09/2026

I rediscovered my knock-off Photoshop app. I will now make this everyone’s problem.

The movie poster for the war movie “Fury” featuring a tank with its crew. In the foreground is Brad Pitt but his head has been replaced with a toon style canine fursuit head. The movie title has been edited to read “Furry”

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 27/09/2026

Today was the Blessing of the Pets. Willy was a holy terror the whole service right up until he got his blessing, at which point he calmed down immediately. Y’all I think my dog was paw-ssessed

Willy the pug in his little green sweater

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 27/09/2026

I don’t remember if I posted these or not after taking them. Smoky Mountain National Park

A view of a country church in the mountains. In the foreground is the pulpit, the Bible open in it

A picture of a white clapboard
Church in the mountains

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 27/09/2026

Heemet Fetsch - the PA German Cultural Festival.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/09/2026

We had a dispensation to not wear standard dress, so we could basically wear whatever. One of the brothers showed up wearing a George Washington outfit he ordered off temu. Specifically this one.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/09/2026

Post a picture taken moments before disaster struck. I’ll go first.

Willy the pug staring intently at Ulysses the orange cat's tail with a crazed look and his underbite exposed

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 21/09/2026

I have no desire to see any responses and will immediately mute this. Maybe.

Let your followers tell you one thing they like about your OC.

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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 19/09/2026

142 calorie lunch. Poor man’s Cobb salad - just light ham chunks, hard boiled egg, onion, and American Blend salad mix. I have a wedding this afternoon so I want to save calories for the reception.