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Caleb

@bootyhippie.bsky.social
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Padres Fanataic Padres Twitter refugee Manaea/Maybin/Sports Card Collector Basketball Enjoyer Humboldt based Veteran

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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 40m
Alright I’m ready to move on now. Let’s put the paws to them today and put last night to rest. At the plate we are gonna hit the ball and hit it hard. In the field we are gonna catch everything hit and generate swings and misses. Our curse is broken and this is our year
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Bop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Dark Magic Ritual
Alt: Bop Bop Bop Shoebody Bop: Manifestation Ritual
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 55m
Saying last night is this generation’s Holliday play was like saying Arraez is this generation’s Tony Gwynn.
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Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
Alt: Michael Jordan - Stop It Get Some Help Meme
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unc13teddy.bsky.social @unc13teddy.bsky.social · 1h
But Holliday actually didn’t touch the plate.
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John Gennaro @johngennaro.com · 14h
A fucking curse. It has to be a curse.
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 14h
Fuck ass stadium
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 14h
Harris coming through
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 14h
N Word Ball is crazy work
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 14h
Great eye Campy what a walk
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 14h
Bring. Out. The. Crab. Expeditiously.
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 15h
How have you not learned to not boo him yet?
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“they don't even know what it is to be a fan, y'know? to truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts” and things of that nature
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NATALIE NAKASE FAINTED THEN IMMEDIATELY POPPED UP AND DREW UP A SERIES-WINNING PLAY??? women are legit superheroes
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gabby Williams: "What up George Lucas? That's pretty cool!"
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gabby Williams is elite
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this was scary to see
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think that’s a great challenge
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
12.6 seconds one point and a challenge for possession. Basketball is so awesome
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soft foul
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They didn’t call the foul there but that DHO with Gabby was a great play
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tie game 5 minutes left. I Love playoff basketball
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Toss a couple bucks if you can afford to at a hero doing good things (who has been allegedly committed to posting thigh?!? 👀🥵) If you can’t then call someone you haven’t talked to in a while just to do a check in and ask how they are
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Score enough my beloved crabs legend David Morgan gets an inning in relief imo
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big Sky MWC Pac10 and whatever the WAC revives into should play 7 and 8 pm pacific kickoffs Fridays.
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Kloburing time
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a piece of ironic video art I wanna make but I’m not gonna be the Padre fan that fucks up the vibe when it’s taken too seriously by mouth breather and it gets popular.
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cub pack smokes so sweet
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Petco Park z @stfu.dad · 01/10/2026
"If I'm the Padres right now..." Mud, buddy, you're a huge part of the Padres.
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🔔 🔔 🔔 🧹 🧹
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ARE YOU READY?!?! 💥 🔥
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PFP DP 😍
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PCA having the postseason he deserves for telling a fan to smfdb
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WNBA and MLB playoffs simultaneously is peak sports
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE ARIKE GAME i got to witness history 🫡
arike shooting a free throw
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No mames tootblan
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Nicholas McCann @nicholasmccann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not liking bullpen games is Craig Stammen 2020 Heroics Erasure
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Ashley @ashleyrodrigues.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put peacock on just to see Hosmer 🤮and now my morning is ruined
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw playoff starter and 34 and had a momentary horror flash back and thinking Stammen would start before remembering that it was King not Crig in 34 now
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna get my wife the new Jim Blaha project/solo band I Will Die in This Jean Jacket record that just dropped as physical media and the Pizza John jean jacket for Christmas. Love it when the universe just dumps a great idea into my lap like this
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun game I get to play in my job linear education journey is: I wonder if my professor will realize I cited myself from two previous journal/article publications I’ve had.
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting a Manaea start on the last day of the regular season is also more divine providence showing booty hippies currently carry the mandate of heaven
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Condor Release Day in Arizona and the Padres clinched up the 4 seed and seeing more confirmation that my beloved Humboldt Crabs and Portland Pickles Legend David Morgan has locked in, heated up and has been nails at just the right time. Yesterday was a good day
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Division Series B-Dub @bdub1403.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Crab. @bootyhippie.bsky.social
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CRAB LEGEND
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lmao what a return
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After several glasses of qualitative data I can say that is scientifically proven beers taste better and are colder out of PTKU branded glassware
Some vitamin Rs side by side. One is in a plain pint glass looking warm and one is in a Protect Trans Kids U glass looking cold inviting and delicious; giving the essence beer advertisors could only hope to capture. The glassware the most distinguished gentlemen
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Doug Brooks @desertvol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The cool kids buy PTKU merch. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the best to ever do it. She’s right there with Delle Donne for 5th best wing player all time
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ball Knower
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Caleb @bootyhippie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hero and Crabs Legend David Morgan is Elite
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